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#386468 - 11/05/07 05:26 AM Re: Well? Who's gonna get it started? ***** [Re: 1bighog]
VHawk. Offline
River Nutrients

Registered: 08/26/04
Posts: 2744
Jenna is a nice girl. I'd like to sit down and share some coffee with her, maybe discuss the economic philosopy of John Kenneth Galbraith.

I've never met Jenna, but way back in the day, I was one of the first guys to see Torrie Wilson's brand new boobs. I worked with her at Cafe Ole' in Boise for about a year. I got a super close look at the job the surgeon did. Seriously good work. She was totally laid back gal. She was cool, and I'm glad to know she's pulling in some big money. She might be able to set Blades straight. Maybe...

http://www.wwe.com/superstars/smackdown/torriewilson/photos1/posedphotos/

Then there was that Liv Tyler look alike who was a little more interested in my girlfriend then she was in me...but thats another story.

Fishhunter, if you want Abu and Hoh to leave you alone you got to ignore them. Otherwise those guys will keep pushing your buttons until you go crazy.

The last guy that they teased this bad hung himself. His girlfriend found him and didn't want the insurance company to know it was a suicide. So she yanked his pants and underwear down before calling the police. The ruled it an accidental death, autoerotic asphyxiation. I wasn't supposed to talk about it, but since you guys share some things in common, I just wanted to make sure it didn't happen to you.

Seriously, I worry about you guys hanging yourselves with your moms underwear. It's a gawdamn epidemic. It needs to stop.

VHawk

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#386469 - 11/05/07 05:36 AM Re: Well? Who's gonna get it started? [Re: VHawk.]
1bighog Offline
Juvenile at Sea

Registered: 11/18/06
Posts: 160
Loc: Olympia
"Super close look?" I think I have a new hero...

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#386470 - 11/05/07 05:39 AM Re: Well? Who's gonna get it started? [Re: 1bighog]
VHawk. Offline
River Nutrients

Registered: 08/26/04
Posts: 2744
I wasn't allowed to touch. Lets make that clear. I don't need her hunting me down and choking me out while I still have all my clothes on.




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#386488 - 11/05/07 11:15 AM Re: Well? Who's gonna get it started? [Re: VHawk.]
Satan Offline
I love me

Registered: 08/22/06
Posts: 1821
Loc: Around the way
 Originally Posted By: VHawk
I wasn't allowed to touch. Lets make that clear. I don't need her hunting me down and choking me out while I still have all my clothes on.





Actually I'm the real Vhawk.....and I like to be choked by hot blondes.......

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#386489 - 11/05/07 11:15 AM Re: Well? Who's gonna get it started? [Re: VHawk.]
mreyns_tgl Offline
Random VaJJ Stalker

Registered: 11/06/03
Posts: 3323
Loc: Port Angeles
damn i wish i could post that picture TBird created

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#386493 - 11/05/07 11:45 AM Re: Well? Who's gonna get it started? [Re: Falwell's Right]
The Moderator Offline
The Chosen One

Registered: 02/09/00
Posts: 13942
Loc: Tuleville
Bribing Parker won't work. I am not on the "Who Gets An Invite" Committee.

SOOOOOO laughing.

Next.


Edited by parker (11/05/07 11:48 AM)
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#386500 - 11/05/07 12:29 PM Re: Well? Who's gonna get it started? [Re: Satan]
Blades™ Offline
Spawner

Registered: 08/22/06
Posts: 571
Loc: La La Land
seriously guys i am not gay
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#386514 - 11/05/07 12:36 PM Re: Well? Who's gonna get it started? [Re: Blades™]
The Moderator Offline
The Chosen One

Registered: 02/09/00
Posts: 13942
Loc: Tuleville
 Originally Posted By: Blades™
"seriously guys i am not gay"


-Larry Craig


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#386518 - 11/05/07 12:54 PM Re: Well? Who's gonna get it started? [Re: The Moderator]
STRIKE ZONE Offline
GOOD LUCK

Registered: 08/09/00
Posts: 11969
Loc: Hobart,Wa U.S.A
This is some funny chit.Keep it going.Where's Sol?????.Good luck,
STRIKE ZONE

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#386526 - 11/05/07 01:04 PM Re: Well? Who's gonna get it started? [Re: STRIKE ZONE]
The Moderator Offline
The Chosen One

Registered: 02/09/00
Posts: 13942
Loc: Tuleville
Sol's fishing up North.
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#386533 - 11/05/07 01:22 PM Re: Well? Who's gonna get it started? [Re: The Moderator]
Sen. Larry Craig Offline
I should be banned...

Registered: 11/05/07
Posts: 34
Loc: Boise, Idaho, US of A
Seriously, guys...me, either.

Oops, gotta run, The View is on.

Sincerely,

Lar-Lar
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#386534 - 11/05/07 01:22 PM Re: Well? Who's gonna get it started? [Re: Sen. Larry Craig]
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The Chosen One

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Posts: 13942
Loc: Tuleville
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#386537 - 11/05/07 01:27 PM Re: Well? Who's gonna get it started? [Re: Blades™]
VHawk. Offline
River Nutrients

Registered: 08/26/04
Posts: 2744
Strike Zone, Sol is out. I'm trying to fill in until he gets back.


 Originally Posted By: Blades™
seriously guys i am not gay




Somehow I picture that getting said while you dig a small hole in the wall between the toilet stalls with the key to your squad car. The poor guy in the next stall trying to pinch it short, but the fear has completely frozen his colon. It's not until you slide your baton under the stall and ask him to "interrogate" you, that the hapless fellow yanks up his trousers with a two pound coconut berry still attached to his anus, and runs for the exit. Meanwhile your lips are pushed up against the hole, bits of sawdust on your tongue as you say one more time...

"Seriously guys, I am not gay."

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#386539 - 11/05/07 01:30 PM Re: Well? Who's gonna get it started? [Re: VHawk.]
The Moderator Offline
The Chosen One

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Posts: 13942
Loc: Tuleville
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#386541 - 11/05/07 01:33 PM Re: Well? Who's gonna get it started? [Re: The Moderator]
Sen. Larry Craig Offline
I should be banned...

Registered: 11/05/07
Posts: 34
Loc: Boise, Idaho, US of A
OK. That Blades guy does sound gay.

But I'm not. Seriously, I'm not.

I'm not, I'm not, I'm not.

Regards,

Senator Lawrence Craig, (R)-Idaho
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#386543 - 11/05/07 01:36 PM Re: Well? Who's gonna get it started? [Re: Sen. Larry Craig]
VHawk. Offline
River Nutrients

Registered: 08/26/04
Posts: 2744
Maybe he does have a hot girlfriend. I think the only way to unprove his gayness is for him to put up some pics of her wearing a g string and a sign that says "My boyfriend Blades is not gay".

Make sure she doesn't expose too much areola. That would be a little to risque.

And to keep it on topic...have her hold your snoopy rod too.

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#386559 - 11/05/07 02:39 PM Re: Well? Who's gonna get it started? [Re: ]
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The Chosen One

Registered: 02/09/00
Posts: 13942
Loc: Tuleville
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#386564 - 11/05/07 03:00 PM Re: Well? Who's gonna get it started? [Re: The Moderator]
One Way Offline
Call me Sir

Registered: 06/01/06
Posts: 1321
Loc: San Rafael, Ca. & Whidbey Isla...
I dont think I have ever laughed so hard at a thread..... Blades a word of advice sit quietly for a bit, every thread you participate in has become a blades bashing..... let all this pass and read the fishing reports

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#386567 - 11/05/07 03:15 PM Re: Well? Who's gonna get it started? [Re: seastrike]
CraigO Offline
Repeat Spawner

Registered: 03/30/02
Posts: 1395
Loc: Lake Stevens
 Originally Posted By: seastrike
You weren't alone last year Todd. We would have been in the money last year if Andy wasn't such a good guy. He's been eating raw meat all year though and he's ready to combat fish!
Watching 4 Salt catch a fish and Beezer or Craig go head over ass trying to get there to net it crippled me last year.
Hmmm I might have a picture.



I even though I still hurt from that tumble, it was all worth it. I have the Trophy in my entry right now and I plan on Team Sky Valley retaining it for another year. We are coming with all are Brat cacthing gear, no playing around this year. As long as Todd supplies TBird with another Snoopy Rod loaded with 2lb test and fishing in Pat's boat, we will be good.
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#386570 - 11/05/07 03:20 PM Re: Well? Who's gonna get it started? [Re: CraigO]
Todd Offline
Dick Nipples

Registered: 03/08/99
Posts: 27838
Loc: Seattle, Washington USA
Yeah...'bout that...I'm still a little mystified that someone who:

1. Didn't bring their own Snoopy Rod
2. Is on a DIFFERENT team than me
3. Begs for a Snoopy Rod to use
4. And I give him one to use

...would be surprised that he got last year's model, which caught a few fish rendering the drag useless, and still had last year's line on it, which was all kinked up and crappy from being used all day and catching a couple of fish the year before...

...and not only be surprised at that, but would actually complain about it, too.

Besides, he's lucky that it had such crappy line on it and he broke off that 3 pound runt he was fighting at Dimmel...we were closing in with two nets flying when it happened, and I'd say we had a pretty fair shot of stealing the fish, anyway.

Fish on...

Todd
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