#386830 - 11/06/07 03:14 PM
Re: Well? Who's gonna get it started?
[Re: Sky-Guy]
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The Chosen One
Registered: 02/09/00
Posts: 13942
Loc: Tuleville
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We'll see if you support this:
One-year old left over stink-bombs left in my boat from Canyonman to be fired in rapid succession via slingshot at anyone who pings my hull with a tater....check.
Looks like slingshots of all kinds are now banned...... Actually, see Rule #6: "no aiming above the Gunnels or skipping shots across the water" I got no problems with either slingshots or stink-bombs..as long as you don't aim above the gunnels or skip shots across the water. Fire a projectile *at* someone and it's all over. Near someone is fine. I'm sure a well places shot of a stinkbomb spattered over an anchor has got to smell FINE!
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#386835 - 11/06/07 03:29 PM
Re: Well? Who's gonna get it started?
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The Chosen One
Registered: 02/09/00
Posts: 13942
Loc: Tuleville
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Imagine the shame of ruining everyones fun by hitting the eyecandy in the eye with a projectile...tsk tsk tsk. That's what we are trying to avoid. Hit in the eye, not eyecandy, that is! Fun is fun, but being blatantly stupid will get one the boot. Parker DOESN'T want to see man boobs. Amen to that! Just say no to MANBOOBIES!
Edited by parker (11/06/07 03:34 PM)
Edit Reason: Saying NO to Manboobies!
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#386838 - 11/06/07 04:02 PM
Re: Well? Who's gonna get it started?
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River Nutrients
Registered: 03/15/00
Posts: 2952
Loc: Olalla, WA
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Parker, did you take that contraption you had hand-delivered at the Goodman to the UW Mechanical Engineering Dept. yet? 
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#386843 - 11/06/07 04:13 PM
Re: Well? Who's gonna get it started?
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Dick Nipples
Registered: 03/08/99
Posts: 27838
Loc: Seattle, Washington USA
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Pat, that was delivered to me, the super sized propane powered tater cannon...still haven't worked out all the kinks in that one yet, but haven't blown it, a boat, or any people up trying yet, either.
Fish on...
Todd
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#386850 - 11/06/07 04:17 PM
Re: Well? Who's gonna get it started?
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River Nutrients
Registered: 03/15/00
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Loc: Olalla, WA
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That's right, my bad, too many beerz consumed to that point!
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#386854 - 11/06/07 04:23 PM
Re: Well? Who's gonna get it started?
[Re: Todd]
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The Chosen One
Registered: 02/09/00
Posts: 13942
Loc: Tuleville
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but haven't blown it... yet, either. Paging Larry Craig! Paging Larry Craig!
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#386859 - 11/06/07 04:28 PM
Re: Well? Who's gonna get it started?
[Re: Todd]
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The Tide changed
Registered: 08/31/00
Posts: 7083
Loc: Everett
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Pat, that was delivered to me, the super sized propane powered tater cannon...still haven't worked out all the kinks in that one yet, but haven't blown it, a boat, or any people up trying yet, either.
Fish on...
Todd Thankfully, the aerial flamburst induced aroma of burnt hair made you step back and rethink the propane quantity, at least for a minute or two.
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#386863 - 11/06/07 04:36 PM
Re: Well? Who's gonna get it started?
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Kitsap's Crankiest Contractor
Registered: 11/24/03
Posts: 2268
Loc: Poulsbo
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Does anybody know where I can get a 6 to 8 foot chunk of 3 to 4 inch diameter brass pole....?  Gotcha covered on the pole--2" is what ya want! I've put together several.
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#386865 - 11/06/07 04:39 PM
Re: Well? Who's gonna get it started?
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The Chosen One
Registered: 02/09/00
Posts: 13942
Loc: Tuleville
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Every year, it's the same thing:
<BOOM>
reload tater
<CLICK><CLICK><CLICK>
Unscrewing of the chamber cap
"DAMMITALLTOHELL! I flooded the chamber!"
<CLICK><BOOM>
reload tater
<CLICK><CLICK><CLICK><CLICK><CLICK>
"Crap. It's wet inside the camber!"
<CLICK><CLICK><CLICK><CLICK>CLICK><CLICK><CLICK><BOOM>
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#386867 - 11/06/07 04:42 PM
Re: Well? Who's gonna get it started?
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Dick Nipples
Registered: 03/08/99
Posts: 27838
Loc: Seattle, Washington USA
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"I'll call you later Kev and fill you in! "
Speaking of paging Larry Craig...
Anyhows, I noticed he's a PP member now...must have been tipped off by Falwell's Right...a couple of real jokers.
Fish on...
Todd
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#386947 - 11/06/07 08:28 PM
Re: Well? Who's gonna get it started?
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Dazed and Confused
Registered: 03/05/99
Posts: 6367
Loc: Forks, WA & Soldotna, AK
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Well, hell, we're all screwed if Jen's getting aboard a boat in this event. If showing boobies gets extra points, I'm going to have to boot Parker off of my boat and put Corey back on ... we have a winner
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#386952 - 11/06/07 08:37 PM
Re: Well? Who's gonna get it started?
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D.E.A
Registered: 04/02/06
Posts: 1672
Loc: in da hood
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If this is really how this thing is gonna go...
I hate to say it, but I could round up a posse that would heat up the competition a bit too...
Might not even be able to row if I get the number of boobies the yellow coastguard sticker says I can fit in my boat...
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#386958 - 11/06/07 08:52 PM
Re: Well? Who's gonna get it started?
[Re: Bob]
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Rico Suave
Registered: 11/06/05
Posts: 2567
Loc: Whidbey Island
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Put Corey in your boat, Parker can ride with Sol, or put Corey in Sol's boat. Corey should definately be in a boat.
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#387024 - 11/07/07 12:15 AM
Re: Well? Who's gonna get it started?
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Fish Fear Me
Registered: 10/12/05
Posts: 3275
Loc: Port Angeles
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I'd almost pay money to see the outcome of a day on the water with Corey and Tim... 
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#387068 - 11/07/07 02:14 AM
Re: Well? Who's gonna get it started?
[Re: Bob]
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Rico Suave
Registered: 11/06/05
Posts: 2567
Loc: Whidbey Island
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Corey and Tim would be something like oil and water, and perhaps a few atom bombs I would like to see the results of them in a boat all day together, Sol with a hangover, Corey annoyed at the drunkfest, could be good comedy that comes from that... Seriously though, hope Corey does go, that'd be cool.
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#387094 - 11/07/07 06:08 AM
Re: Well? Who's gonna get it started?
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River Nutrients
Registered: 08/26/04
Posts: 2744
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Put Corey and Tim in the same boat, I'm going to be bring the medic bag. As long as she doesn't actually poke his eye out, we can handle his trauma on the water.
Hell if she does poke his eye out we can just call Francis. I'm sure it's real easy to pop them eyeballs back in.
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