Francis is actually on call that weekend...but I'm sure he could fix any damage if we needed to run sol down to the hospital!

Number of boobies

November 30th, ehhh? Looks like I'm out. My freinds Michelle and Shannon are going to come over that night and drop a couple of strapless push-up numbers on the floor of my living room and have a naked race before playing tug-of-war with my weiner.

Have fun, ya'll. I will.

Well crap. Sol won this year's SRC and it hasn't even happened yet.

Can't compete against that.

I need a picture of this device, the discription is confusing

I'm not sure if he's talkin about a bra or a rubber dick....

straples not strap on .Tbird You been hangin around SEN Craig latley

I'm getting the last laugh. Remember that chick Michelle at my party that you were drooling over? I'm hitting that shi% hard and she's hot.

Whatever dude. Get it over with and come hang out.

Newly single male is kinda like a bull Elk in full on Rut he will be out soon enough

My sentiments exactly. You could easily fish that morning then go get your freak-on.

So is this how it works when you become middle aged?
Scheduling Sex with Women....?

"Let's see here, let me look at my calendar.... my panocha is available on December the 14th at 9:00pm, does that work for you Tim?" ...lol

...or bring her with and get it on in between casts.

Fish on...

Todd

I can get laid anytime. The deal is I bought Warren Miller tickets for that night. That's what you guys get for not consulting me about choosing the date.

Watching Warren Miller movies is like watching fishing on TV, rather than going fishing...lame.

Granted, it's warmer and you're less likely to break something sitting in a comfy movie seat.

Fish on...

Todd

I'm not clairvoyant. The SRC has always been in December.

If Sol can't make it, our team can buy an inflatable man doll, and mate it to one of those inflatable sheep. We'll stick a shirt labeled "SOL" on the man doll, and hang the two lovers next to the anchor mount. That way he can be there in spirit.


VHawk

I had you pegged for weird, not stupid. After that post I realize it's going to be difficult for you, but try not to prove me wrong by going through with that idea.

Sounds like a challenge to me, Vinnie...get'r'dun.

Fish on...

Todd

Stam probably knows me better than anyone, why don't you ask him if he thinks that's a good idea?

You're playin' wth fire boys. Better put the matches away, dad's going to be upset.

How come the date change this year by the way?