And by tweekers you mean all your buddies?

Not sure that would be the best alternative in the wet winter months, Justin.

The trick is not just to kill or cripple them, but to psychologically scar them so badly that they abandon the lifestyle altogether. Scare them so bad they cry for thier mommies and crap themselves. Of course you gotta give them a few whacks here & there...Best thing to do is just leave them tied up and doused with gas while you all sit around and discuss the the most painful way you are going to dispatch them for hours on end.

"I say we hang 'em, burn 'em, THEN shoot 'em!!"

"Well I say we tie 'em up, load 'em in their car and roll it into the drink!"

"I say we rape 'em, shoot em, and bury 'em!!"

"Lets rape thier horses and ride off on thier wimmin!!"

Now that's just downright cruel.

Sol, my buddies are stoners man....stoners not tweakers you dingdong. The only thing my buddies would steal from you is a doughnut or a handful of chips when you weren't looking.

Kind of like me saying that your buddies are snaggers when they are really plunkers.....cool?

How about a "Trunk Monkey"? Have you seen one of those in action?

Gotcha.....

Nothing personal, kid. I'm an ass. Just ask Parker.

Jeez...where's the little padlock Icon?

Team that up with Karate Monkey and that'd be a hard pair to compete with!

Don't need the lock, I fixed mine to take out the cheapshot. Sol got the point, now we're cool again.

BTW, Sol you are NOT an ass........Parker is an ass (insert jealous 30# steelie icon here)

Oh sure. You two love monkeys kiss and make up and now you gotta pick on the Parker.

Super.

I'm gonna have to drop the gloves and get ugly on this one. Here comes the Karate and Trunk monkeys.......

Time to booze up and RIOT!!!! Gin makes a man MEAN!

He's an ass, I'm an ass, you're an ass, everyone on this board is an ass, bro. At least all of us can be at times. Anyone who thinks otherwise has some SERIOUS issues.

Now, back to the topic.

Speaking of Gin, This PSA meeting on Thursday night at the legion hall on Boston Harbor rd...

Anyone else going to go? I've got a free pass for the evening so I'm going to head out fer a beer or three after....

Yeah, Parker you picked your own peck a pickin' on with that 30.

Don't ever take Parker gambling unless you want to floss your teeth with a high-powered riffle.

Back to topic:

I have Autopage on my truck equipped with a IR sensor that is easily reachable and adjustable. When I bank it on the rivers I turn up the IR so that my alarm goes off when anybody is within a foot of my cab windows. Ring ring ring on my keychain remote and I'm back a the truck quick. I've actually caught people hovering around my rig this way. Easy to do but not cheap.

I also have a siren bypass switch that I enable if I really want to get covert and bust a potential thief. Now the lowlife that is peeking in my truck windows has no idea that he just paged me to my vehicle. With Autopage and an LCD bi-directional remote, you know exactly what zone is violated (doors, prox/IR, hood, shock sensor, etc.)

This is a great vigilante tool because you can't hear your alarm go off at the vehicle, but you will hear your keychain remote singing away.

The ONLY alternative to watching your vehicle physically, responding to Autopage alarms, or leaving a large dog in the car is to LEAVE NOTHING OF VALUE IN YOUR CAR, espcially in plain sight. If you can't take it with you, then get a PYTHON lock made by Master Lock and thread it through everything so the burglar has to take forever trying to get your stuff out. Works great for luggage, tackle boxes, rod cases, etc. Easy to grab one thing and go, but imagine trying to take a trunkfull of stuff that is all chained together with a Python lock. If you can't stop them, slow them down.

Hey justin.. Viper just came out with the 5900sst which is the updated version of the 791xv.. The advantage is, that it gives you a "1 mile" range on your two way remote.. Not sure if you are aware of that one or not! =)

Did he really catch it? We all know his propensity for photoshop.

Hey Ichtyoid you have a personl message.

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just put a couple rattle snakes in your truck that will fix those a holes for sure.lmao