You gotta read the article.

Here is the "snopes" take on it.
Snopes

Thankfully I took a piss before I read this.

That's funny....But that next letter is pretty depressing if you know much about Bing Crosby and what he did to his kids.

Actually, some camel toes turn out to be real camel toads. Really ugly croakers.

"Please let me know what camel toads are and how I might be able to tell if he is smoking, taking or licking them."

Trust me, all that is on this boys mind is how can I lick that thing

If he arrives home with a glaze around his mouth he is definitely licking camel toads, plus some.

Fat chicks have multiples of Camel Toes, that look more like the actual size and shape of a real camels, corns an all. Hope the kid learns the difference, if he is to avoid getting "hoof in mouth" disease.

I believe the camel toad is a close relative of the bearded oyster

Always have your oysters as shooters, with wine. Oysters should never be breaded or bearded.