You used to provide entertainment. We even let you in. Why did you bail out??? I think I have the answer. How can you go from this....
"I personally with no exaggeration have nailed at least 50 women off of craigslist last year...it takes a lot of time and effort...but can be done really well.
1. If the chick doesn't put her picture up there's a reason for it. She's either ugly,fat,or both. More than likely both. Don't buy the "I don't want my co-workers to see me on here" line.
nope....I wish i hadnt deleted all the emails. i had a spare email account dedicated to this subject. after i stopped using craigslist last year, i deleted all the emails.
Most of the hot ( read : between a 7-9 out of 10) chicks that respond ( ive posted adds with great success)or post, wont use a picture for the add. Usually on the first email they give it up. Its usually the 8 or 9's that hold their picture back. Fatty's give it up right away. But the whole key is to respond to them all!!! no joke. raises your odd's. what do you have to lose? worst case scenario you get 3 cute girls/women for every 20 ( thats usually about the ratio)
2. If she keeps posting the same ad for months it means there is something abhorantly wrong with her,otherwise she'd a found a man by now.
hahahah yes...very true
3.If she's pushy and wants to meet right away,run! She's fat,ugly,psycho,or all three.
thats a tough one...you have to gauge the situation. Ive had a few that were crazy...but all in the right ways. but unless you know how to handle it...i would recommend staying away from it because it will get weird.
4. BBW means FAT! definetly.
5. Curvy means FAT! i always ask for a few pictures, i like curvy girls too...not fat...so yes you need photographic proof
6. Voluptious means she's a heffer. and has a self esteem problem 90% of the time..its a word that women use when they wan tto be "above" worrying about if shes fat or not
7. Height weight proportionate means FAT. your good Mr. Avid Angler
8. If they have a huge laundry list of requirements chances are they are complete losers and could never meet their own expectaions,so why should you have to?i agree
9. NEVER give out your number to them. VERRRRY TRUE!!
10. MySpace. You can see what they look like before you ever even talk to them. And you can see what they're interests are. These chicks are down for dating,even if it says "here for friends". Can you say Meat Market? Craigslist sucks.
one of the first questions i ask.
If you have the spare time...like getting laid...and have the patience..craigslist can be a very good tool to use to be as good out in the "real" world as you can be on "cyberworld". Also gets you laid alot. I still have friends that i made ( women) on craigslist responding to their adds. Robin was married and only looking for some night life fun while her guy was in Iraq. No worries guys i didnt touch her with a ten foot pole....but did she introduce me to some smokin hot friends? HELL YES.
Most of the women i respond to refer to me as the sanest person that responded ( hahahahah i know! they actually said that)
The key is to find a response that works, copy and paste it for every response to every girl. I averaged 20-30 responses in a day. half would respond back that day, the other half within 24 hours.
for some it wont work..but for most girls that copy and paste is dynomite!!!
" hey saw your add, send me a pic so i know your not some hairy transvestite trying to lure me back to the palace of love and then we can meet for some tea and interesting conversation"
i cleaned house with that paragraph. but thats my style, you need to cater it to your own personality. i like the half joking but serious tone, the request for a picture but with a reason. Tea and interesting conversation is NOT COFFEE/DINNER/ OR SOME OTHER FAGGY ACTIVITY THAT EVERY GUY SAYS!!
The other key is to right away get them to meet you in some public place. Go right for hanging out. Dont get caugh tin the email vortex. Be ambiguous.
"where do you work?"
"i am a stripper :)"
her: hahahahah seriously
me: arms dealer, still sell crack becasue i like the hours.
me: i have some time after 5 on thursday lets get some tea, that way if you turn out to be a man i can still run for the door "
done done and done.
the most prominent age group for this is 18-24
i only got one older...45 hahahah she was a freak in the sheets.
I responded to the platonic,erotic, and the romance sections. raises your odds. If a chick is looking fora male friend...you just show her how friendly you can be. \:\)
always go to there place ALWAYS!! its way smarter. Accuse her of being a man, tell her if she minds that you have four felony's on your record for illegally immigrating chinchilas. you have to address all the issues a women is going to have with a strange man coming over and boning her.
I tell them right off i am weird.
make a small joke out of every issue you think she can think of. beat her to the punch, but make it funny. because when you joke about something it means your above it.
keep playing with it until you have a system down. then just work your system.
the ratios are about 3 girls out of 20 are cute and worth the effort.Out of 40 emails you email, around 20 will respond then your down to your three. But when you get good at it and you got it down that can be around 6 a week you just kinda keep rolling on. I do get phone numbers and text..texting is big. but dont get caught up in it and let her string you along for a week in texting.
good luck:)"
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There's a few on this board who need a good cyber spanking.
To be continued....
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