You used to provide entertainment. We even let you in. Why did you bail out??? I think I have the answer. How can you go from this....

"I personally with no exaggeration have nailed at least 50 women off of craigslist last year...it takes a lot of time and effort...but can be done really well.





1. If the chick doesn't put her picture up there's a reason for it. She's either ugly,fat,or both. More than likely both. Don't buy the "I don't want my co-workers to see me on here" line.


nope....I wish i hadnt deleted all the emails. i had a spare email account dedicated to this subject. after i stopped using craigslist last year, i deleted all the emails.

Most of the hot ( read : between a 7-9 out of 10) chicks that respond ( ive posted adds with great success)or post, wont use a picture for the add. Usually on the first email they give it up. Its usually the 8 or 9's that hold their picture back. Fatty's give it up right away. But the whole key is to respond to them all!!! no joke. raises your odd's. what do you have to lose? worst case scenario you get 3 cute girls/women for every 20 ( thats usually about the ratio)


2. If she keeps posting the same ad for months it means there is something abhorantly wrong with her,otherwise she'd a found a man by now.

hahahah yes...very true

3.If she's pushy and wants to meet right away,run! She's fat,ugly,psycho,or all three.

thats a tough one...you have to gauge the situation. Ive had a few that were crazy...but all in the right ways. but unless you know how to handle it...i would recommend staying away from it because it will get weird.

4. BBW means FAT! definetly.

5. Curvy means FAT! i always ask for a few pictures, i like curvy girls too...not fat...so yes you need photographic proof

6. Voluptious means she's a heffer. and has a self esteem problem 90% of the time..its a word that women use when they wan tto be "above" worrying about if shes fat or not

7. Height weight proportionate means FAT. your good Mr. Avid Angler

8. If they have a huge laundry list of requirements chances are they are complete losers and could never meet their own expectaions,so why should you have to?i agree

9. NEVER give out your number to them. VERRRRY TRUE!!

10. MySpace. You can see what they look like before you ever even talk to them. And you can see what they're interests are. These chicks are down for dating,even if it says "here for friends". Can you say Meat Market? Craigslist sucks.

one of the first questions i ask.





If you have the spare time...like getting laid...and have the patience..craigslist can be a very good tool to use to be as good out in the "real" world as you can be on "cyberworld". Also gets you laid alot. I still have friends that i made ( women) on craigslist responding to their adds. Robin was married and only looking for some night life fun while her guy was in Iraq. No worries guys i didnt touch her with a ten foot pole....but did she introduce me to some smokin hot friends? HELL YES.


Most of the women i respond to refer to me as the sanest person that responded ( hahahahah i know! they actually said that)


The key is to find a response that works, copy and paste it for every response to every girl. I averaged 20-30 responses in a day. half would respond back that day, the other half within 24 hours.

for some it wont work..but for most girls that copy and paste is dynomite!!!


" hey saw your add, send me a pic so i know your not some hairy transvestite trying to lure me back to the palace of love and then we can meet for some tea and interesting conversation"


i cleaned house with that paragraph. but thats my style, you need to cater it to your own personality. i like the half joking but serious tone, the request for a picture but with a reason. Tea and interesting conversation is NOT COFFEE/DINNER/ OR SOME OTHER FAGGY ACTIVITY THAT EVERY GUY SAYS!!

The other key is to right away get them to meet you in some public place. Go right for hanging out. Dont get caugh tin the email vortex. Be ambiguous.

"where do you work?"

"i am a stripper :)"

her: hahahahah seriously

me: arms dealer, still sell crack becasue i like the hours.

me: i have some time after 5 on thursday lets get some tea, that way if you turn out to be a man i can still run for the door "

done done and done.

the most prominent age group for this is 18-24

i only got one older...45 hahahah she was a freak in the sheets.

I responded to the platonic,erotic, and the romance sections. raises your odds. If a chick is looking fora male friend...you just show her how friendly you can be. \:\)

always go to there place ALWAYS!! its way smarter. Accuse her of being a man, tell her if she minds that you have four felony's on your record for illegally immigrating chinchilas. you have to address all the issues a women is going to have with a strange man coming over and boning her.

I tell them right off i am weird.

make a small joke out of every issue you think she can think of. beat her to the punch, but make it funny. because when you joke about something it means your above it.

keep playing with it until you have a system down. then just work your system.


the ratios are about 3 girls out of 20 are cute and worth the effort.Out of 40 emails you email, around 20 will respond then your down to your three. But when you get good at it and you got it down that can be around 6 a week you just kinda keep rolling on. I do get phone numbers and text..texting is big. but dont get caught up in it and let her string you along for a week in texting.

good luck:)"

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to this.......



There's a few on this board who need a good cyber spanking.

To be continued....

Merg Vs Blades....beep

Part II

Bored are we???

No kidding,what a bunch of stupid [censored]. Its time for some to get a life.

Don't [censored] read it if you don't like it.

Can't help but read it,you post stupid [censored] non stop. Every other thread has some stupid 3rd grade BS you've spread around.

Like your "beep" thread,or the "LOL" thread.

He can't help but read it because he's a tool. If ALL I post is 3rd grade sh'it then you would know that any post with avidangler as the author would be useless to you. You know,they have this feature called the IGNORE BUTTON,which you are about to recieve from me. This thread actually has a purpose,believe it or not. You don't need to know why,it has nothing to do with you,so run along now and go do something constructive. By the way my beep thread was about Judas Priest you nimrod. The LOL thread went damn near 20 pages so obviously someone liked it. I am writing this long diatribe so that you can "help but read it".From now on I'll only post material that is pre douchebag approved and run it all by you. Unbelievable. Get a sense of humor. I'd say get a life but who am I to talk.....



LO...L????

This thread is useless without pics of the chicks you nailed. We want to see what you are calling a "7-10". Also post up some of those interesting emails.

This ought to be good...

<popcorn is in the microwave...>

PM sent

Blades Vs. Merg lol. I have said some shallow stuff on the board. Whoever I offended I do apoligize. Off all the stupid stuff I have said i would never start a post like the ones Merg had done saying how many girls I have nailed. People who actually get alot of ass do not talk about it alot. There is some very interesting people on craigs list lol

You can't help but read it as its every friggin' place you look. I'm all for joking around,but the non-stop barrage of Avids fantasy men gets old.

lol

Sunday, what happened to you're old avatar? I always got a chuckle out of her "working" it. Don't tell me somone got oooooofended? :>)

A personal Apology for you Aunty M

Well congrats on not screaming out again, "come on guys I swear I'm not gay." And your correct about it being stupid for a guy who still has the tape residue from his diapers still stuck to his sides, to be giving advice to grown men about dating.

However, the myth that guys that get a lot of ass don't talk about it...it's just that a myth. As long as the girl was smoking hot, I didn't really care that she told her AA meeting that she knew she was a problem drinker after waking up next to a guy named VHawk who was wearing her panties for a nightcap.



And if Jessica Beal woke up from her drunken night of debauchery and screamed out "Holy chit, what have I done" while staring at me and making gagging noises, I'd just reply,

"I'm telling all my friends".

And if that other hot Jess said while I was making her breakfast,




"Stop staring at me, and I don't want you to tell anybody that we ever met."

I'd tell her "Sure honey, whatever you say."

You hit that too huh, Vince? Only I didn't tell until just now!

There fixed it. She doesn't get excited about me looking at other girls...or maybe she does get excited and that's why I married her? hmmm

Just kidding.

Now I'm going to be in trouble.

This is one dead ass horse!

Happy Holidays Merg and Blades, from most of us here at PP. Wishing you both the very best.

Tight lines and Hot Chicks!

Whatever the reason would you please just upload maybe 3 or 4 more fishing pics so I don't have to keep seeing that picture.

I see something similar everytime I look myself in the mirror and that's enough for me.

See that little box with the x in it that says fish but no picture? That was my attempt.

I was sitting at home last night checking out PP on the laptop, when my wife noticed torso dude in the 'recent gallery pics' section.

She said, "Hey.....enlarge the photo of the buff dude so I can see it better'.

I said, "No f'n way".

She asked why.

I said " Because....... knowing those b@stards at PP, they put it up there as bait, and asked TRBO to let them know if anybody clicked to enlarge it. Then those mofos will start in on me with the prison sex jokes."

I didn't know it was AuntyM posting some eye candy for herself.

Keep those sunglasses on just in case I do happen to post a pic.

I'm sorry too. I got carried away last night. Happy holidays to all of you.

Yeah Blades,I originally wanted to dick with Merg (still do ya bastard!) and you were the only face I had. MY apologies for lack of taste.

LOL!


Ooops, wrong thread.

Cut back on the whistle, your getting paranoid

But seriously a chick at my work came over to my desk. She knows it's a fishing forum and said "Hey man meat, click on the picture"

The rest of the story duplicates yours Dan

Room to comment, I honestly can't think of one thing to say.

Maybe something like this, If I didn't drink so much beer and sit on my fat ass while I wasn't fishing I could work out and have a body like that but what would be the point, I'm already married. I tried to get my wife to let me have a girl friend but she said NO. Apparantly she isn't bi sexual

Nah, she's just trying to save one of her sister females from the pain of living with you!!

Thanks for the eye candy Vince.

Yummy.......

The two Jessicas RULE! Jessica Biel especially!

Hey Avid... ya got any full-sized Elisha Cuthbert you could post?

It's never too late!!! Show her these pics of the hottest GILF around. LOL?????

MY EYES! MY EYES! MAKE IT GO AWAY!

OMG can the mods censor this? Oh the horror, the horror, the horror...

When there's a beach pic with two chicks in bikinis, and one short, fat, and hairy Italian dude in a Speedo, and he's not the worse thing in the pic, then there's something seriously wrong!

Now I have to go down to the store and get a twelve pack or I won't be able to sleep tonight...thanks.

Fish on...

Todd

Do you think she's a Brazilian, or just got one?

I have no comment on what I have just seen.

All feelings are gone, totally numb and never want to see anything naked again.

Well maybe not that last part.

That's also what happens when you have big fake tits...the rest of you will eventually sag, leaving them out there, looking like that...and that ain't good, which I hope goes without saying.

I think I puked a little in my mouth...I might have to make that a full case.

Fish on...

Todd

True dat but if ya gotta feel/squeeze/pinch or bite something they are better then the alternative....

Team Viagra!

I think biting on the barrel of a revolver would be a better choice!!

I'm speechless....

Those GILF pictures are the most horrifying things I have ever seen on this board... Ugghhhh....

Terrapin

Todd, I agree. I need to drink that away too!! How bout we split the keg? It wont go away, I may need professional help. Or that revolver! HORROR!

Now that was just wrong.......

dang i thought it was just aunty m at a summer tilla

Guys there aint nothing wrong with a little bashing here and there when someone says something stupid or anything that qualifies them as a target for a little poking at....But it's going a little far.... I know you all have had your fun with Photoshop, and I know I'll probably get some heat for this, but it's gone a little overboard with the "bashing"...

Lets go catch some fish...,

Why in hell did I look at that? WTF made me even tempted? That really sucks....

That hairy dude in the speedo looks happy. I'd be yacking in the ocean if had to witness that atrocity in person...

Boot_Jay as the Grand Wizard almost made me choke. lol

I'd hit it.

LMAO actually i got to love a gal with that much enthusiasim for life regardless of age
one day jake you'll look real close to that yourself and at the very least similar to the guy in the speedo
hahahahaha

FU fish4brains!!!!!

Or my truck....

Good you're next

After what I just looked at I'm going to post as much of her as I can . That was sooo wrong. So wrong. Ack!