Just out of curiosity:
Any guesses on how many empty "Diet Coke with Lime" pop cans my sister (Corey) will be picking up off the coffee table tomorrow while Bob is sitting on the couch watching the big game?

?????

5

Funny ... Hankster, you are probably very close ... the only thing you are missing are the other 3 upside down ones in the sink

Fishgal, cool pic of the kid. It is always amazing the facial expressions they come up with. Caption says it all.

19 !! What do i win?

If you guess correctly I was going to give away all of Bob's "Debbie Gibson's" 8-tracks, but then I realized no one would want them. I even saw that iTunes was pulling her songs due to lack of interest.
I did think that everyone would be interested in some collector memorabilia; Bob's empty pop cans. <it's quite the collection!

p.s. Corey, I forgot about the one's in the sink! That is the funniest!

Ya, that sink routine is the best ever. Not sure how or what started that, but it's a good one.
No feminine drinks here, Hamm's all the way.

That Beast of a Coffee Tankard was truly something to behold.

I think there's only 4-5 out there tonight. My wife slacked ona big SuperBowl dinner and I got leftovers ... think I need to open a few more!

Thanks to TBird for the new Husky replacement mug

Fishgal and Corey's sista need to post more, nice avatar Corey.

Stam, I had the Vodka in the freezer and the Cranberry juice for you in the fridge in case you made a visit this weekend ... I know how you like those girly drinks


Hey sista, that Debbie Gibson stuff was THE BEST EVER !!!! Poor Bobby ...

Addicted, yes because you and Sol stood us up Bob had to eat leftovers tonight for the big game ... I don't cook for just anybody ya know

Go Giants, cool game!

PS Parker ... nice avatar, you do look like him!

Sorry about that Fishgal, the snow was awesome, although seeing you is always awesome too. Hanging with the family, friends, and Sol in killer snow is what it took to pry us away from Forks. Your sister seems to be a bit funny.

Oh yeah, by the way ... I was working during the big game, not laying on the couch That's what trips to Hawaii are for!

Well we missed you but are glad that you guys had fun and lived to tell about it My sis is a lot funny!

Well hopefully we see ya real soon. This ferry being down here has really put a cramp into my Forks adventures.

On a sad note, we did see the boarder who died yesterday, saw them giving CPR, left a pit in my stomach, gave my kid a good safety talk after that. I love having fun up there on the hill and going a bit crazy at times, but seeing that hit me for some reason.

Snowboarding ROCKS! When my ankle gets to 100% I may just become a board bum.

I enjoy hanging with my surrogate family from Whidbey, too. Sorry I didn't say goodbye to you yesterday, Jennifer, I forgot. And, sorry for the last minute change of plans, Bob and Corey, thanks for being able to roll.

I won. Or Lost, depending how one looks at things.



I'll PM you my address. Yeah, I LOST.





Yeah, I heard all about your Cosmopolitan stories!

Vodka water with a splash of cran, that's Jennifer's drink. It's a foo foo drink.

Go GREY GOOSE ! Ummm...I mean GIANTS! Really, I don't care too much about the game, I just wanted to see the top of Brady's head. It's hanging down because he got sacked 5 times! Ha! Ha!
Corey: You have vodka? Whaaat? I would've flown to Forks, rather than Hawaii for Vodka. Who cares if no one showed up to your 'party'. -More drinks for us !!!
Bob: That cup of yours, or mug, whatever you call it. It is really, really too big. I've been meaning to talk to you about that. I'm really happy to hear that you've gotten a new one. We'll have to make sure and christen it, or have you done that already? If people only knew what was in that thing.

What's with that Debbie Gibson stuff? If you don't take that off of there and I mean quick, I'm going to start telling people about Hawaii. Then again, I've always felt a closeness to Debbie. Maybe it's the hair or the eyes...or maybe the fact that I think I'm someone really famous with a singing voice, much like Debbie. Maybe you should leave it there.

I'm really sorry that you had to work on SuperBowl Sunday Bob. I was too. I was busy wiping 4 noses, 1 of which was my own. Thanks for the Hawaiian Bird Flu Virus! (<that's what James is calling it, he got it too!)

Addicted: No playing in the snow for us, it's -30 here today. Fun, Fun!

Parker: You didn't lose! Anyone that's brave enough to replace his face with Ben's must be noteworthy. Creepy, but we like it anyway.

I like the Debbie avatar a heckuva lot more than Britney or Lindsey or Paris

I vote for Debbie to stay, along with the pink name, jus like Sol!

Bobby,
Oh ya, this whole Martha Stewart thing: I think you have some pent-up aggression because someone (I'm not naming names, sorry Corey! ;)) didn't cook dinner for you. (that's okay, I'm sure she picked up your empty, or half-full, half-empty, -depending on how you look at it, pop cans!)
I may want to be Debbie Gibson, but looking like Martha Stewart is actually a "Good Thing". Last I checked, Martha had a hell of a lot more $$$,$$$,$$$ than Debbie! I may not be cute, but I'm capitalizing on my brain.

Opps. I missed the look alike part.

You can blame your sister for that.

SOL:
I am about ready to die from laughing and no one knows why but you. When I first read that, I was like, "whoa buddy! -tread lightly" but, then I thought, that's okay, I know lots of men that are quite smitten with Martha. Besides, one can not go wrong with a blonde that cooks for ya!
I was just about to respond to you that...instead of the "face masks" (your words) apparently you just need a blindfold! I got one for my husband the next aisle over and it works just great.

p.s. -don't worry, i don't look like martha anyway, that's just bob's opinion. his vote doesn't count...he likes debbie gibson for goodness sakes & he plays golf!

Semen free encounter, guarenteed.

Sorry, sis, it was a joke, not a personal slam. Glad you didn't take offence.

Offence? Nah.
You were only called bad names for about 5 minutes...until you edited it.
That's okay. My face proved birth control ineffective 3x's.
Mya Jaymes- 6yrs. old
Benjamin Richard- 4yrs. old
Canon Morrison- 2 yrs. old

your forgiven, SOL, but I wouldn't let it happen again.

SOL:
I was thinking you needed to add this song to your list of
"current favorites"...
1. You've Lost That Loving Feeling- Righteous Brothers

Not as long as I can make a fist.

BTW Bob, You're welcome for the mug On sale or not, I woulda grabbed it for ya

I think there is a resemblance between the two, especially when they are blackeyed and beaten ...


(I know it is hard to see but Parker really does have a shiner in this picture

Wow, this thread really covered a variety of topics...from empty pop cans to hand size? Thanks SOL -have a much better picture of you now.
As for Parker, it's still undecided. While I do love LOST, Ben wouldn't be my first choice for 1st Mate. Corey, you are too funny!
Corey, get to work on my picture! Go Team Sparta!

Here we go Parker! Found one for ya!

What???, ya can't handle -30. I thought you Alaskans were tough. At least ya have a good choice in Vodka.

It is here with your name on it, I might even join you

ummm...that's a negative on the -30. no thanks. 'handling' is one thing, enjoying is another.

as far as the vodka, yes, unfortunately i've yet to be accussed of having 'bad' taste in anything.

Spend More $ Than My Husband Earns, It Keeps Him Motivated!

corey, you're giving my vodka away? be careful, i might make new plans for march!
i can hear bob now, "empty the vodka!"

I gotta see that, and video it.

Yup. You win. Looks just like me. Especially the body. Off to do some crunches and more sit ups now.

Just checking in to see how sore you are, Ben. I mean, Parker.

I wish I knew more about you so I could torment you some more. I'll have to get the goods on you from Corey.

Trust me, you've done enough to "torment" me. You had/have Kate.

Who said that Sawyer was the better looking one? Haven't they seen my avatar? Corey, don't even think about responding! I know you think that Desmond is 'The Man!' . Personally, if Jack took a couple tips from Charlie, Jack could be 'The Ultimate Man!'.
Sawyer and Desmond are just jealous of me because they can't find a hairstylist on the island to cut their hair!

Corey, Who's AuntyM? You know James seriously digs her. Well, Juliet anyway I'm sure he loves that sweet, soft-spoken and submissive side of her. You know, the one he doesn't get to see in real life too often

Okay, then you give me the goods on Corey and I'll torment her instead.

Okay Sawyer- You add that song to your signature list of "current favorites" and you may have a deal. Stipulation: It has to be the #1 slot.

I know you're a busy guy. Between working, perfecting your brownie recipe and fishing, but see if you can find some time to change that.

In the meantime, I'll be thinking of something exciting on the real-life 'Freckles'.
It may prove difficult as it's hard to 'mess with perfect'. Though, I do have something in mind...I can see her cheeks blushing right now

Hey now, be nice!!

[quote=Corey's sista]as it's hard to 'mess with perfect'.[quote]

You are right about that though

There it is, now fess up, sis. PM me the goods.

No pain, no gain.



PS. I gotta stop exercising with arrows. Ouch.

crap. that was fast.
let me just savor your "Current List" a little longer.

I want the goods on Corey so my next visit to the Ball household is "SPESHEL."

Seriously Funny!
Leonidas is really something to behold. Can't you just hear him screaming,
"Prepare For Glory" in that picture? He's the MAN- right up there at the top!

Hey, how did this start as a 'give Bob crap' thread and end up as a 'give Fishgal crap' thread??

Sol, I can make your next visit here real special and not in the way you would like to think. I will leave Rowan and her crappy diaper with you around 6:00 AM and go fishing myself, that would be real SPESHEL!

Rowan and I are tight, she wouldn't do me like that.

Ummm...Corey, where is Bob? It was more fun when the thread was about him.

I don't think Mr. Stam has met the 3rd child...just wait.

Wait a minute...manly drinks? Are you the same guy that flew all the way to AK, went fishing and stopped at a garden store to buy flowers for Bob's trailer? Forgive me if I'm thinking of someone else? <That right there was a pretty good indicator of your preference.

What's up with the residency thing?

Mr. Farmer, apparently, you didn't grow up with Fishgal.

It looks as though you have more information to offer Sawyer, than I do...considering that "Corey's been too good" to you.
She really is SPESHEL isn't she?

My poor Ro, I'll change that diety!

Let me see...I'm thinking of a time that I was pretty young and Corey was in high school...I'm thinking that she left me at the movie theater with someone...hmmm...Corey, want me to send you the link to that new COACH Purse?

All I know is that Corey and I spent about an hour talking about kids poos and diets the last time I was there! We have something in common - our kids have allergies to food and are crap monsters.

The look on Nofish's face during this conversation, was priceless!

I even managed to find out that Bob has changed THREE diapers! Three!

We can go fishing, Corey. Bob needs to at least be able to hold up TWO hands when someone asks him how many diapers he's changed.

My wife came home one day and caught me with our first born outside by the hose bib hosing the naked little bugger off. Give that a whirl, Bob, she won't bug you to do it anymore.

Hey Parker, I had to leave poor Rowan with Dad today for a Dr.'s appt and he had to change diaper number 4 - it is probably on backwards again ... he is almost up to one full hand now That was a fun conversation! We will ask Stam to bring his boat over and he can row us down the river and Bob can stay home changing crappy diapers! Sounds like a fun day for all, well except Rowan maybe ...

Sol ... Why is that not a surprising story! You are so bad, but looking pretty hot in that avatar, you should grow your hair out like that - oh wait, you already tried that look didn't you, I still haven't seen a pic of that.

Sis ... be nice or you will be the one buying me the new Coach purse ...

I need to practice that is for sure, it has been over 2 years since I have been steelhead fishing! Wow, that shouldn't be legal! I really need to get out there! Should I be scared of you rowing down the Bear Crik run? I have swam once and it really wasn't that fun

I will hope that Sol goes for the GQ fisherman look, it would go nicely with his new 12 pack abs

Aunty we better not, then he might think he has to stop at number 4 since it is written in his title

yeah, that's comforting ... Rowan would be neglected for sure, Bob would be too busy to be changing any diapers!

Done!!! I'm sure the punishment will be swift.

Okay Corey, what was that about me getting you a new COACH purse? You better be careful...
Now I can't decide if I should bring up how many diapers that James changes? Or the fact that he makes me my coffee. What am I saying, he BRINGS me my coffee!

Bobby, got a few tips for you for the big Love Day coming up and it DOES NOT involve the
"white shirt".
Don't worry, I got a few tips for Freckles too:
Tip #1. Put a garbage can next to the coffee table and Bob will start throwing his empty pop cans away. Soon, you'll find him completely and utterly irresistible

p.s. Farming Fool, you are not getting out of that hanging purple flower basket!

Super. I'll be in charge of 3 babies!

Oh wait, just 2. Sorry Rainy.

Smoooooooth. Like Butter!

Oh Abu, thank you for that!

Love the tip Sis!

This is what it looks like to lose your mind!

Soldotna....must be Aleut speak for "Sol do tna"

Yes, you have him trained well! Now come down here and work your magic on my husband!

It was purple and it was beautiful and you can be feminine anytime if it means you are bringing me flowers!

Whew! Thanks Corey, I knew that sucker was purple!

It's about time to lock this clown show, isn't it Big Daddy?

Well that will teach you to disagree with someone's rediculous but firmly held notions stam... I wonder why they didn't axe me, I said the exact same thing.

Ahhh...you ARE just like Sawyer! that's hilarious.
Calm down.

TractorDrivin'Stam, I'll give you my address...I prefer yellow.

I've been thinkin' about it and it's gonna be real lonely here without Sawyer

What'd you do. Use some humor in one of your posts?

I spent about a week on the site but forgot how to cut and paste "wow, nice fish" so I left.

Sorry Corey...you started it.

No No No, I didn't start it ... I forbade it Nice try though Bob gets offended by those half naked women, don't cha know

Nice touch Sea Strike.