I'm not mentioning any names but how can these photos NOT remind you of someone on this board?

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/

Miami mice has got to be his twin...lmao

That is one of the best websites. It circulated through our office 2 weeks ago.

I'm surprised Merg isn't on there...

That fake tan Orange face paint sh*t reminds me of when I worked in The Casinos. That "Lets get ready to rumble" douche wears it, so does Wayne Newton.
There was this orange-face that wore a El Cheapo sport coat with jeans and cowboy boots and would walk with his Bud Light which he'd nurse all night long from $5 blackjack table to blackjack table and would never bet unless there was some girl sitting unescorted. Then he would pull out his "wad" which was a single Benji covering up a hundred or so $1 bills with a couple twenties on top, and he'd break into his "Im a professional Blackjack playa" routine while betting the table minimum, so he could hit on some poor girl. He looked and sounded like a used car salesman but judging from the look on his face when I'd take his $5, he probably worked as a busboy at Denny's.

That website reminded me of him, so I'd thought I'd share it with you.

That website also reminds me of every Fratboy-Rap blaring boatload of Wakeboarders I've encountered while lakefishing.

Thanks for that. I hate plastic people. Being from California I was subjected to all that sort of fodder. Yeah jack your truck up another nine feet losers. I don't quite think Merg is at this stage yet,but in a few years he could be seriously f u b a r.

ha ha I love it. Honestly I think a guy I know is that first pic ha is and he is a douche