#414712 - 02/14/08 03:03 PM
Defining Stam.
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Rico Suave
Registered: 11/06/05
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Loc: Whidbey Island
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Since the legend known as Stam (no longer Steve) is going on the public airways, I thought I'd throw out how the many variatations and definitions to the man and name of Stam. Feel free to carry on and/or use them as will.
Stam: When Steve Marris is working in his shop, talking fishing, or on a casual fishing trip.
Stamilicios: When Stam puts a woman onto a fish, or when he walks into a Panamaniam bar.
Stamly: When he pulls a retard move or, throws out his dorky laugh, or acts like a dipsh%t. Also when he drinks too much and needs taken care of.
Stam the man: When he hooks and lands and chromalicious huge native steelhead, gets sweet photos, and lets it go.
The Staminator: When he is on a roll fishing. Or on a roll with one liners around a campfire. Or when you introduce a woman to him in a bar, this leaves the woman intrigued and she wants to know the meaning of Staminator.
The Stamster: When nothing is going right and he is spinning his wheels.
Stambombastic: When he is going hard or going home. When he is doing something narly, like the upper Duc, the Green River canyon, or skiing in his unitard to the pleasure of all female witnesses on the hill.
Stamina: What he is known for by any women he has pleasured. (36)
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#414713 - 02/14/08 03:08 PM
Re: Defining Stam.
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WINNER
Registered: 01/11/03
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Loc: Olypen
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Stammer: What he brings down hard (or is it "up"?)
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#414720 - 02/14/08 03:17 PM
Re: Defining Stam.
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Conquistador
Registered: 08/07/06
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Loc: Forks, WA
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#414723 - 02/14/08 03:20 PM
Re: Defining Stam.
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Rico Suave
Registered: 11/06/05
Posts: 2567
Loc: Whidbey Island
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Get on those Aunty, I've gotta go, so you're in charge.
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#414726 - 02/14/08 03:27 PM
Re: Defining Stam.
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Spawner
Registered: 12/16/07
Posts: 884
Loc: It's funny to me!
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Stamen: what is left over on the bed sheets...
Stamped: Usually shows up in the form of a mushroom bruise
Stampede: I don't know you but I would guess a Stampede occurs when he has a drink too many and is on a tyrade...wearing cowboy boots.
Stammel: UH?
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#414729 - 02/14/08 03:31 PM
Re: Defining Stam.
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I'm a freak'n CAKE
Registered: 05/17/01
Posts: 942
Loc: Almost on the beach
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Does he prefer the Stamissionary position? If we go to war with Stam and he looses an arm or a leg, does that make him a Stamputee? Uh, oh...Kid Sauk's on a roll........better call the Stamilitary!!! Yale, Princeton, or Stamford? Is IStambul the capital of Turkey? Turn up the volume, I can really push these speakers cuz I gots a 1000 watt Stamplifier!!! Stammed if you do......Stammed if you don't! Yeah, that's Stamoney right there, folks!
Edited by Kid Sauk (02/14/08 03:35 PM) Edit Reason: PuRe PWNAGE!!!!
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#414733 - 02/14/08 03:38 PM
Re: Defining Stam.
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River Nutrients
Registered: 03/15/00
Posts: 2952
Loc: Olalla, WA
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Stamphibian: What he did in the Green river canyon
Stamsterdam: Where #36 hangs out after she finished tanning
Stamentia: that thousand yard stare Steve gets right before: "THERE HE IS"
Edited by NOFISH (02/14/08 03:39 PM)
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#414735 - 02/14/08 03:41 PM
Re: Defining Stam.
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Poodle Smolt
Registered: 05/03/01
Posts: 10878
Loc: McCleary, WA
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I was hoping for a more "behind the music" VH1 type post.
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#414738 - 02/14/08 03:46 PM
Re: Defining Stam.
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I'm a freak'n CAKE
Registered: 05/17/01
Posts: 942
Loc: Almost on the beach
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Stamsterdam: Where #36 hangs out after she finished tanning
Nice, NOFISH, you just beat me to it. I was laughing to hard to type that one, but you handled it, thanks Stamentia We need to record music........He's Stamaniac, Stamaniac.....
Edited by Kid Sauk (02/14/08 03:48 PM)
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#414752 - 02/14/08 04:09 PM
Re: Defining Stam.
[Re: Kid Sauk]
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The Chosen One
Registered: 02/09/00
Posts: 13942
Loc: Tuleville
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For the ladies out there, there's always Stamography.
Much like pornography..except...er...it has Stam in it.
Ugh. I think I just spit up in mouth a little bit.
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#414758 - 02/14/08 04:13 PM
Re: Defining Stam.
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The Tide changed
Registered: 08/31/00
Posts: 7083
Loc: Everett
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This thread needs more bouncing and twitching...
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#414775 - 02/14/08 04:37 PM
Re: Defining Stam.
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Ornamental Rice Bowl
Registered: 11/24/03
Posts: 12616
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Big_Daddy...... I'll buy you a beer for a mercy killing here steve STAMMIT! You better not lock this thread BD. (Sorry Stam, couldn't resist!)
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#414809 - 02/14/08 05:06 PM
Re: Defining Stam.
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WINNER
Registered: 01/11/03
Posts: 10363
Loc: Olypen
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Did I miss Stammel? Stammel: akin to a parade of dromedary and bactrian animals.....hump, hump-hump,hump-hump,hump,hump-hump
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#414823 - 02/14/08 05:31 PM
Re: Defining Stam.
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Three Time Spawner
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 1832
Loc: Kitsap Peninsula
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ConSTAMinated - what something becomes after Stam has drooled on it.
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#414834 - 02/14/08 05:54 PM
Re: Defining Stam.
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Rico Suave
Registered: 11/06/05
Posts: 2567
Loc: Whidbey Island
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This thread needs more bouncing and twitching... Ya mean Stamouncing and Stahitching.
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