" It is what it is" No shiat !

Well...it is.

I'm guessing I'm supposed to be the "blue smilie" dude?

Oh, well...you know what they say...


















































It is what it is.

You've been drinking....you're slurrrrrying your words.

License, Registration and proof of insurance, Sir.

My wife said no.

Sounds great, but I gotta work.

Nice fish, wish I was there.

Communication issues.

Compensatory measures.

He's flossing.

Cookie cutter's, or brats.

If there is such a thing as a native fish.



Some of my favorite saying's...Side bar, Fuk, Up the Irons and GO COUGS!

Mf

I don`t fish much work gets in the way.
So a few from the daily grind....
Waiting a few days for the wrong special ordered part. When the right part was on the shelf all the time.

Can I hold the light for you?

What`s the damage?

No, I gotta go to work.

Bubble fishery

barbless
release all chinook.

Hey B-Run Welcome back

"critical".....damn word is used to describe everything....it's reached the point where it means zip

Kinda like " Hero " A guy finds an umbrella on a bus and suddenly he's a hero.

i can think of a bunch of fishing related ones that make me want to cause bodily harm to others:

chumlord(who the F%&# came up with that one?)
brat
kinger
one saying they want to "hit up" a certain a certain spot
"spoon-fed"
"float" fishing(i can only wait until the purists find another more "correct" term for "jig")

"infrastructure"

"carbon footprint" or "carbon friendly"

What really pisses me off? When people pronounce the store name "Safeway" as "Safesways", as in "I'm going to Safesways to get some condoms so I don't have any more dumb kids."

rippin lips
flossing
bling

Anyone sick of "Git 'er Done" yet?

how about "dialed" used incorrectly

good- he's dialed in on that river.

bad- that river is dialed.

Is WTF still cool to say?

Is cool still cool to say?

Sh!t. Just when I think I have all the cool words figured out, some sh!tbird shows up and tells me my sayings are worn out.

F it. I'll decide when something's worn out. I plan on saying 'groovy' before the day is over.

Probably the same idiots that call Hood canal, Hoods canal. I have yet to see a road map, nautical chart or road sign that says "Hoods canal".

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"that's what I'm talking about" is getting pretty worn out, admit it, you really weren't talking about it.

Having worked on a charter boat full time for 7 years I have heard some dandies but the two that makes my blood boil is "well the fish stopped biting so its time to get the dynamite out" or "when are you going to put the good lures on". Everybody on the boat proceeds to laugh, and I sit there trying to hold back the vomit.

YES..

"He works at Boeings"

"Really? He works at Boeing's .......what? Everett Plant?" (I get a blank stare)

"My wife got it at Nordstroms"

"Really? she bought it at Nordstrom's.....what? Rack?" (blank stare)

100 year storm.

Every time I hear this it makes me blood boil. Last time I checked we live in the PNW so when is the weather ever consistent around here.

are you kidding me