That's a good quality, brewer...and Todd thinks it's kinda funny that anyone who converses with you via the InterNetz always speaks in the 3rd person.

Todd thinks it's some kind of respect thing....or sumthin'.

Fish on...

Todd

We think of the Brewer in low terms because of the reply the Brewer made in another thread about a disabled fisherman that we thought was less than appropiate.
http://www.piscatorialpursuits.com/forum...e_about_#UNREAD
Does the Brewer remember?

uh, yes brother todd. folks do seem to do that huh. brewer met cuttstosteelies at Blue Creek this last winter. by mere chance of course. we had been confersating just fine till he found out he was in acompanyment with a celebrity. he was trully taken with his mere luck. he began to talk the 3rd person too. i had stop him though, it just doesn't work.... "the cuttstosteelies" yada yada yada.


oh yes the stever, do i remember? your kidding right? you think that was the 1st time brewer busted chops. brother stever, brewers been on the boards for years now. that was hardly anything new. i outa share some brewer's upbringing. it might explain why i'm so harsh at times. the pants daily refers to me as a total @ss. its a gift i guess.

Strange as it seems, Todd thinks the Brewer may have actually started to mellow in his old age.

Stever should have seen him years ago when he was still young and dumb, and fulla cum...

for those of you that can only write in the third person when responding to or writing about The Brewer, it's because he put something in your beer! I have not had the pleasure of getting beer from Brewer, so I am able to write in the first person. However, The Brewer is welcome to PM me for my shipping address to send me his mind altering beer!

I assume you are just assuming, and do not have first hand knowledge?? pun intended...

I don't even have actual second-hand knowledge, pun acknowledged!

After a 4-6 day in front of her husband, it's possible that The_Pants may have conceived immaculately...some higher powers were definitely keeping tabs on her that day.

Fish on...

Todd

thanks marsha that was very eloquently put, and explained. here is something brewer has never done before, explain why brewer is the SOB he is today. i never share my upbringing. so i will share a story.

being a bed wetter as a young man, my mother was getting frustrated with me. she severely spanked me, telling me i was lazy. my own brothers nicknamed me Piss. this all hurt me very much. being young it took its emotional toll on me and began the course to where i am today. finally one morning after another pulling off the wet clothes spanking my mother tried a new tactic. while i was brushing my teeth my mother got out some paper and wrote in big brite letters. "i'm a bed wetter" she pinned it to the back of my starwars jacket. this tactic was to humiliate me to the point of stopping the bed wetting. being still young i knew this was going to very imbarrassing. then she walked me to school..... no kidding. walked me to my class. the razzing i got was bruttal. being a junior in high school was rough already for me.

things like this damaged me .

"Adult diapers" - simply the best

DUDE, your mom was a bitc%!

Nice setup, and delivery Brewer.

You are definitely my favorite poster on this board. You can deal it out with great levity and in a very entertaining fashion. I find your jokes about yourself, other board posters, random people, and people with disabilities to be equally as funny and tasteless.

Parker likes the brewer!

Not too sure who the "We" is in someone's post, but Parker suspects they have a little person in their pocket, or something.

much of brewer's influences have come writers. being a voracious reader of all sorts of intrest, one can only be influenced by what he allows into the mind. there is only one writer that has given me the abillity post with a hook and line. the amount of nancy sissyboy fish brewer has put on the enternet rocks are countless. i've had multiple wood clubs left in splinters from beating the nancyfish. nothings better than nancyfish blood splatter in my enternet boat. what a blood bath! now back to my most influential author. the humour this guy has is to much, has left me on the side of the bed LMAO!!! good god to much. steven king is a riot....

Right up to there, Mikespike thought he was reading a post by BigStick.

to mildly correct Marsha on the bass i caught during the gals only guided trip. i caught the only steelhead that day on the cave boat. the other guy caught the bass. the only reason for the correction is because i have not caught steelhead since.