so i havent done any fishing.....persay.....but i have done some trolling. Landed a few. broke off some darkies,

Booze cruise out in front of waikiki. I stuffed a beer down this chicks bikini and told her to bend over so i could drink it. Sounded great at the time. later her nipples came out. it was 30$ for the sunset cruise...all you could drink. i wasnt messing around. I got down to business right away while everyone was still looking around. before we left the beach i had downed 5 of their so called mai thais. the first one was weak so i had the bartender float some cheap rum that had an uncanny color resemblance to piss, over the subsequent drinks. 10 mai thais later i was pounding a beer out of some chicks ass...not my finest hour but entertaining to say the least.

My roomate mark




oh i cant wait to hear the gallery comments on this pic hahahah

i wanted to put this pic over on a reply so when bob deletes it the others are still up.



This chick saw me taking pictures with my iphone and said "hey! come over here i want to show you my nipples!" i wouldnt make this up seriously!!


Nice but sorry.......I left it for awhile so you could all copy the picture.............BD

her boobs are fake....but man do they feel and bounce real. Mark and i did a thorough examination that would make a breast examiner jealous. guess shes had them for awhile. She could also down more beers than a ship full of sailors. i couldnt believe the alcohol this girl could put away.

The Merg has returned with a money shot.

Merg, I thought that first picture was of you. Kind of looks like you in a bikini.

+1 Merg

nice work merg...bout time u brought something to the table

finally

Is it Wednesday or Thursday? Who really cares

Give that chick a cheeseburger already.

Double that order with fries and a shake.

Still here?
Bob must be fishing

At first, when I looked at your first picture with the beer stuck in the thong I thought it was a picture of you. Hell, it may well be.

Signed " a hater "

Keep'em Cumin.

Mf

Did you really have to drag your sister into this?

Keep it in the family.

I am betting that gets deleted... just wanted to get in before. Well done Merg.

That chick showing her tata has eyes like the banjo playing kid in the movie "Deliverance".

She has eyes?

Just one, and it's winking at you!

you left out....."but I'd hit it anyway".

you left out....."but I'd hit it anyway".
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Not after Merg got a hold of it. I bet he has more viruses than Microsoft.

You look like the dude from Extreme Makeover...

More Pics!!......

i get that alot. Ty Pennington. Oh more will come. its just starting. i havent been taking pics but i will. She didnt really have an ass i called her tits on a stick

Update so far. 5' 4" 110 lbs 21 year old "her anoos was tight like 7 year old "
picture from her myspace



picture of her from my phone



Just met this Wagon the other day. hung out with her today..in fact she just called and said she was coming over, now this girl......holy balls. not only does she play the game well....she is freaking wild. i will get some naked photos on my phone and post them for you guys...i may have to photoshop out some....lower parts these pictures are from her myspace but i promise i will get some on my phone. no one likes a poser.


its coming along. the penthouse we live in is pretty key to mass quantities of women coming over. its the whole top floor. so plenty of room.

that and myspace....i mean its like shopping. it pulls up all the girls that logged in in the last..hour and within 10 miles of my zip code. i just go through the pictures..."that one will do" send her a message. get her number...then its bumping uglies. then i go surfing. throw in a little work, and thats my life. pretty rough

I hate you.

ISO

so troider, you girlfriend dumped you huh? thought a year ago you were saying that she would be w/you forever. ???

watch out for sharks! That could ruin your gig in a big way!

Dude............chick has eyebrows like she owns a jungle...........hope she shaves.................if ya know what I mean, I don't need free and clear, but well manicured is nice.

Oh yeah, in Hawaii, there seems to be a thing for the "no butt syndrome" not many chicks there tourists, local or whatever, have ass, personaly, I like a little ass, especially if I"m drinking a beer from it. I like the trunk with a little lugage. Maybe even a spare carry-on.

Nice pics and report Merg. Where you at exactly over there??????? Ono bit from the beach, on Todd's spoons none the less, gravaley too, but on bait. Have fun over there and get us hooked up on more pics dude.

Looks like that last chick might have a bit of a misstache too.

Rico, you caught a wahoo from the beach? On a spoon? Dude, if you did that, post up a pic!!!!!! You're one of the few people in the history of planet Urf that has done that!

hahah i took the pic so i wasnt in it.... but thats my roomate brian, with some Estonian girls. they are working here on visas for three months.



strip poker can be fun....

that's not fair picking on Estonian girls like that Merg............everyone knows they'll get naked for free toilet paper and will put on the knee pads for a loaf of bread.

Doesn't your buddy ever take pics of you and the hotties?

Mf

oh certainly...none that i can post my friend i will get on it... here are pictures from my place



balcony number 1


balcony number 2





my board


6'2" al merrick

hahahaahah

my buddy is always odd man out...so every time we have girls over he ends up on the roof...hahahah hes done it like 4 times now. he gets it done i dont know how...the view is great, i guess when shes bent over the side she enjoys the vertigo hahahahah i am going to try and take a picture of that and post it. two silohettes in the night

Merg, are you renting or did you buy? I know your 'hood really well and it ain't cheap....!!!! My bro just scored a sweet condo in HawaiiKai for $450K and that was a bargain in the building he bought into.

Must be nice to have a rich daddy.

" I paid more in Federal Taxes alone last year than the average American family's annual (gross) household income, so don't start up on me about that." Irie

Merg, are you a trust fund brat? Seriously come clean...........did you buy or rent? hang on to that place if you bought..............I'm curious what it cost. PM me dood......

renting right now...the credit is in the crapper and the ex just took all my money and in the seperation both our credits took a blow....but working up to owning...WOW that is cheap in hawaii Kai. i love hawaii kai. my chiropracter is in hawaii kai. beautiful place. half the girls i know actually live out there. surf is good just down from hawaii kai. i live right on Ohua and the ala wai.


told you i dont front or pose

that aint cool guys. i saved my own money waiting tables to move out here, work my ass off out here with two jobs, to afford this crap. no one bank rolls my life

troider, sorry to hear you hotty girlfriend gave you the shaft. it's not a surprise in the least. you talked up how loyal she would be, all of us older experienced stags knew the b!tch would split with you and screw you toboot! if you would please, make a post on how to you you got the shaft by a hotty when we all knew it was going to explode in your face.


the good thing you have going for you is a good crop of beach bunnys to make you forget that b!tch!!!

no no this is the third one since that post about "i will be with her for awhile"

she started doing cocaine. spent all our money....got raped by a drug dealer who slipped her meth in the cocaine. she is totally screwballs right now. i tld her to f*** off when i found out she cheated....ironic really. tourists would basicallly fall into my lap when i would hng out with my bro's. i would politely turn them down....then she cheats on me hahahah whatever. she bankrolled the first two month. she served a purpose. moved on. it was a learning experieince. but i knew this one wouldnt last. she had all the telltale signs of a crazy. i just orde it out until it crashed. (shrug) not really much more than that. back on the train....doin the thing.

i paid for the tickets and stuff and she agreed to bankroll the "life" until i could find a job i would enjoy...very hard to do in hawaii until you know people.

wow thats messed up troider, on both sides. learning experience is the term. keep the pics heavy.

two nights ago....one the night before...the other while the first one slept the next morning

i had to fold up my shirt to get it to work right...me in my favorite shirt...ive had this shirt for years. had a guy offer me 100$ for it one time. whipped out the cash and everything...but the fun factor just negates the money..


going on five years of owning this shirt and its been better and better to me over those years

Just bustin' your balls, dude.

Everytime I read a negative Merg comment it reads to me like this " Merg gets more strange in one week than I had my entire life, time to pop a viagra and reboot my photographic computer porno memory to remember that young tight ass Merg just posted while I am #!@^ing ms. saggy tits"

troider, whats the chances you can post a better pic of the chick in the red bra? could really careless about the tshirt you know... she on the other hand, i care, i care alot!!!

In times like these, all I got to add is this:

Oh, no.

my lord. where do I sign up. Merg. , can I live vicariously thru your own interactions? Keep those pictures a comin.

Oh, you LIKE the Merg-n-a-Bikini Pic, Huh?????


...don't worry, I have more.

hahaha it not hard out here. especially using myspace and just walking down waikiki beach.
unfortuanetly those girls were from arizona. they left. let me see if i can post the pic she sent me of the tatoos she got here .....dang. cant find it...i texted her and told me to send a more risque one anyway.she is sending it to me right now. i will post it when i get it. those girls were awesome. went over to their hotel room, brought a fifth of Karkov ( really shitty) vodka and a half rack. I was dropping hints for the threesome all night about how i couldnt choose between one or the other. how i thought they both were fun and cute....they stood pat on me choosing though....then magic happened...not a threesome but just as good...the big [censored] one killed half a fifth of vodka in two swigs..it was painful to watch. she was gone in 10 minutes. So i obviously chose her 110 pound friend. fell asleep. woke up at 7:30 in the morning. got out of bed and quietly put my clothes on....as i looked over at the big tits one sleeping in her bed i remember how hard she was trying ( before the gross display of alcoholism) to get me to choose her...i thought...eh couldnt hurt to try. i shook her a bit...she came to...smiled up at me and said "heyyyy" i laid a kiss on her and she was rarin to go....now obviously i would wake her friend up should we start the mating ritual in the bed next to her. So i said " we should go in the bathroom so we dont wake her up..... " i know what your thinking....No way...no way she went for it....yes ...yes she did...a few towels on the floor later....i left a very accomplished man AND SHE NEVER TOLD THE OTHER GIRL HAHAHAH !!!


" dont you feel.....a little.....i dont want to say sleezy cuz thats not the word...but maybe a little irresponsible?..."

hahahah

...so is this internet connection thing permanent with you now?

I'm trying to get accomplished here shortly

Just don't fall in love, or knock any up. We're all counting on you

Mf

oh come one....seriously ....i pull out hahahah kidding. yes its been for awhile but i havent had anything to post. not much fishing to be had over here without some Dough-ray-me. my networking has got me some free rides...just waiting to collect on that. Been surfing up a storm. at least twice a day. then working out and working. But ive been closin some serious amounts of ass lately so i am posting. my roomate Brian works at Senor Frogs here. its like a buffet of hot drunk tourists. every night he comes home with at least two. sometimes i decide to go to sleep early sometimes i help close the deal with him. with five other roomates and a solid F**** buddy i dont really do to much anymore but i will post the pictures.

not sure on the spelling but the paka'lolo here is crazy compared to there. i tell people its the one hit wonder..... who i am talking to ...knows who he is its the same price....just better

Daaammm troider, that is some funny sht. I think your new alpha delta phi nickname should be "GODFATHER" The commentary,.... is well......... enlightening.

here is the picture as promised of previous [censored] and beer chick after her tatoos. she followed up witha maybe nipple pic. i think i will get it within the week
same boobs



i bounced those babies like sugar ray leonard....

stay tuned...when i post the nipple pic it wont be up for long love you bob

she's got man hands!!! she is still a good looking gal from what i can see. but man hands!!! now brewer feels like sinefeld.

More like "troll" hands dude. Scary, like a carny or something. LOL

I bet you wouldn't think that...if they're wrapped around your cock!

Mf

you have a point there mf. not crazy about the tat either. but still a good argument mf...