With the shortened week, I figured why not start a day early? Happy Fourth of July everybody!

and the rest...

Oops - supposed to be on the dark side - sorry

This board needs a HERO tag....

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I think Sol needs to get his woman a bikini bottom that matches her tattoo!

Thank You.

Do you think those chicks like to get up at the break of dawn to go fishing and enjoy cleaning house and cooking?

Unlikely.

That would be hot!!!! I want a bikini bottom to match my tattoo:) Not joking! Where can I get one... made to match the tat?

I dunno, but you might ask that "Sexy Canadian Girl" where she got hers!

I'm sure I can buy the bikini bottom and take it to a shop to be designed..I still have the paper that Tim designed it on. Can probably take the paper and have them transfer it onto the bottom.

That's a lotta work for a garmit that is gonna be wadded up around your ankles.

Lol...Leave it up to my horn dog to talk about items being wadded at the ankles.:) There is nothing on this earth better than a man who enjoys sex!

Nice! - Thanks!

East Coast Girl = Keeper

Nice work Sol...

Kev

Uh.....

Is there such a thing as a man who does NOT enjoy sex?????????

When that tattoo is tailwalkin' across the matress I fold like French landing gear.

yea, like kids don't like candy. Me thinks about it every 15 minutes.

Edited to remove negative flashback

This thread is walkin' the Green Mile.

YES! Trust me! Just as there are women who dont enjoy alot of sex....there are also men who dont enjoy alot of sex! It can be just as frustrating for us women too:)

I'm not sure I believe that, but ok..... There are likely a couple of guys on this earth that think about something else. Must have experienced severe trauma or something If I had to guess....

They were bottle fed babies. Breast feed your boys, ladies.

Did I mention I can sew?

That's sexy! Can you cook and do laundry too? Lol...Actually, I prefer to do the cooking and cleaning. I get home before him after work...so I usually have dinner waiting for him and the kids.

She puts on a blue dress and calls me Mr. President every night, too. Yeah, she's a keeper.

JG!

You can start a desirable cottage industry while rehabbing that knee - custom "fitting and stitching"

I'm just here for the fish info/porn like everybody else

Mikespike, you are sumpin special, from monkey butts to tush

God bless a man who posts things like this for the viewing pleasure of us!

I am pretty sure the only guys that dont like sex were either castrated when they were twelve or have never had it and are mentally disabled. My wife hates me cause I want it everyday atleast twice. I think I need to trade in.

Thanks chasbo - I've even been known to catch a fish or two too! Remember, the internets can be a dangerous place...

I'm actually the full meal deal, I'm the oldest of 4 boys and my Mom worked so we got an education on cooking and cleaning. I cook as well as most women I know and still wash my own clothes.

I wish I was as much a good house keeper. I cook the hell out of some food though. But I dont like doing on the regular. And laundry, forget about it, I'm not even wearing underwear right now.

Pug,

Please don't share too much personal information with us. This is a nice "artsy" thread, even if the boobs are silicone or saline or whatever. Acres and acres of bare skin is a good thing.

Salmo g-

I'm glad that you are, like myself, an admirer and/or purveyor of artistic photography. And I'm not wearing pants (they let me wear shorts at work)

Your type make the best boyfriends / husbands! I prefer to do all of that because I was taught that the woman cleans, cooks and does laundry. My mom use to get up at the crack of dawn to clean house. I would wake up to the smell of bleach everyday. She would scrub the floors everday! She always did all the cooking as well. The only thing I require of the kids is to clean their room, their bathroom, and put their dishes in the sink. I make him and I breakfast in bed every morning. We worked out a deal where I cook dinner all week and on Saturday and Sunday evening, he and or I both cook together.

Mike.

East coast, By chance do you have any sisters that would like to come to the west coast for a vacation? Sol has it way to good

She might possibly be up for moving to the west coast if it were the right guy:) He does alot for me too. He might be a big, rough, tough, bear at times...but he has a healthy balance of a loving and affectionate side as well and that's what I love. He's a keeper! Enough with this lovey dovey crap!:)

Now we know for sure you're a kidder

Salmo G.

I should have known better than to say that. That is my sense of humor that not many other than myself understand. I had shorts on atleast.

Come on now, I am not that distasteful.

Now the truth comes out!

I'm a kidder for sure! Tim is off playing today (fishing) and I'm at the office working:) I found this article for you boys...Go get some watermelon!




LUBBOCK, Texas - A slice of cool, fresh watermelon is a juicy way to top off a Fourth of July cookout and one that researchers say has effects similar to Viagra — but don't necessarily expect it to keep the fireworks all night long.

Watermelons contain an ingredient called citrulline that can trigger production of a compound that helps relax the body's blood vessels, similar to what happens when a man takes Viagra, said scientists in Texas, one of the nation's top producers of the seedless variety.

Found in the flesh and rind of watermelons, citrulline reacts with the body's enzymes when consumed in large quantities and is changed into arginine, an amino acid that benefits the heart and the circulatory and immune systems.


"Arginine boosts nitric oxide, which relaxes blood vessels, the same basic effect that Viagra has, to treat erectile dysfunction and maybe even prevent it," said Bhimu Patil, a researcher and director of Texas A&M's Fruit and Vegetable Improvement Center. "Watermelon may not be as organ-specific as Viagra, but it's a great way to relax blood vessels without any drug side effects."

Todd Wehner, who studies watermelon breeding at North Carolina State University, said anyone taking Viagra shouldn't expect the same result from watermelon.

"It sounds like it would be an effect that would be interesting but not a substitute for any medical treatment," Wehner said.

The nitric oxide can also help with angina, high blood pressure and other cardiovascular problems, according to the study, which was paid for by the U.S. Department of Agriculture.

Mostly in the rind
More citrulline — about 60 percent — is found in watermelon rind than in the flesh, Patil said, but that can vary. But scientists may be able to find ways to boost the concentrations in the flesh, he said.

Citrulline is found in all colors of watermelon and is highest in the yellow-fleshed types, said Penelope Perkins-Veazie, a USDA researcher in Lane, Okla.

She said Patil's research is valid, but with a caveat: One would need to eat about six cups of watermelon to get enough citrulline to boost the body's arginine level.

"The problem you have when you eat a lot of watermelon is you tend to run to the bathroom more," Perkins-Veazie said.

Watermelon is a diuretic and was a homeopathic treatment for kidney patients before dialysis became widespread.

Another issue is the amount of sugar that much watermelon would spill into the bloodstream — a jolt that could cause cramping, Perkins-Veazie said.

Patil said he would like to do future studies on how to reduce the sugar content in watermelon.

The relationship between citrulline and arginine might also prove helpful to those who are obese or suffer from type-2 diabetes. The beneficial effects — among them the ability to relax blood vessels, much like Viagra does — are beginning to be revealed in research.

Citrulline is present in other curcubits, like cucumbers and cantaloupe, at very low levels, and in the milk protein casein. The highest concentrations of citrulline are found in walnut seedlings, Perkins-Veazie said.

"But they're bitter and most people don't want to eat them," she said.

ECG-

No offense, but looking at my wife's "watermelons" is enough for me!

HA-HA...well, there ya go:)

Mike..... Today is Actually Thursday........

Fine, be a glutton.

Mike - Thank you.

Everyone else - You're welcome.

As for gluttony, as a friend says: you gotta go with what you're good at.

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Yes, they are called right wing religious wackos......stay away!

Sol has it right..........you guys drool over the 18 year olds who want a sugar daddy but a real woman will greet you at the front door in a thong and bra holding an ice cold beer in her hand when you walk through that door after a brutal week of work.............and then serve a nice tasty dinner HEH!

great thread..............