I went for a free chunk of a cinnimin roll. Swallowed before I caught the hair going down my throat. However, I did manage to grab it and pull it out, She was a looonngg haired brunett. NEVER again.

Eat it or wear it.

4. All the Husbands eye balling the young tail, MILF's, while not letting their wives catch em.

Lmao...that one was suppose to go under, the flip side.

Mf

That sounds GREAT.

When will your avacados be ready Steve?

I KNEW there was something wrong w/ that!

I'm a Costco fan. I don't go often. Used to when I was still raising kids, and at least $200 a pop was the norm. Now it's more recreational and usually costs less than $100 a visit. Maybe I go on the wrong day or time of day, but hot MILFs are conspicuous by their absence at the Tumwater and Lacey Costcos. I'd go in pursuit of more recreation if it were otherwise.

Sg

I go to Costco for certain items once a month early morn 50 to 60 bucks and get the heck out .it is what it is [ i hate that saying ] and they have great roasted chicken's.And Latex gloves don't in my garden.

Going to Costco and expecting a hassle free shopping experience is like going to the Kenai the third week of July and expecting a wilderness Alaska experience.

I never went until my current wife and I got married two years ago. The first thing I had to learn is just go in there and buy what is on the list and not get sucked into everything else you didn't know you needed until you got there.

We go about every 2 months. You can't beat the meat (no pun intended). Take it home, cut it up into two people portions, vacuum pack and stick in freezer. Mouth wash cost a third of what it does in the regular grocery stores, as do many other items. I have a room in the house where all of the Costco big items are kept. Let me just say that if the big one hits I can wipe my arse for six months.

Finally, you have to give them kudos for treating their employees well in terms of benefits and pay unlike Walmart and other big stores.

"but hot MILFs are conspicuous by their absence at the Tumwater and Lacey Costcos."

You aren't looking. Down there a milf is 300 pounds, toothless and in the boxed wine or cigarette section.

by definition that ain't MILF!

Moose I'd Like to Forget?!?

mutants from bucoda want cheap stuff too...

"Moro Islamic Liberation Front", an organization in the Philippines seeking to establish an Islamic state on the island of Mindanao.

You young guys are hard to figgur out.....

The Tenino trash? Hanging out of skin tight shorts pushing a cart full of Buttgeiser, generic cigarettes, potato chips, and Huggies.

Irie, it's not nice when you talk about my former neighbors that way. It was funny however, when I'd ask the hillbilliest of my hillbilly classmates where they lived, they always answered, "up Skookumchuck."

i work with a bucoda-ite. he looks like randy quaid's character from "kingpin", haircut and all, except with thick coke-bottle glasses. spends all his free time working on his "race" jeep, well, and running bicyclists off the road in his mid 70s, rusty green ford pinto.

i wish i were making this up.

I used to go to logging road keggers up that way back in High School...

...Rather, I went to a kegger up that way in high school where I found out my friends and I were "Big City Types" because we went to a Class AA High School and as "City Boys" we were fair game for whatever.

Another time I was chased down Skookumchuck Road at 80 miles an hour by 2 jacked up trucks with KC lights with a half dozen good ole boys in the back shooting guns in the air. When they finally got my car cornered they ran up, pulled me out of the car at gun point, stood back, said "Oh, sorry man! We thought you were someone else!!" and drove off. My girlfriend was curled up in a ball on the floorboards sobbing and wearing only what clothes she'd managed to grab when they came and I was so shook up I could barely stand.

Be thankful that your story did not include a banjo and/or the phrase "you got a purty mouth boy."

City Slicker!