Can each retar.... Er, I mean Republican please list their phone number below? I want to make sure each of you are O.K. once the election results are in.

Because I care.

You'll know which ones survived the night...they'll be here complaining tomorrow.

Fish on...

Todd

True that!
Hmmm...I wonder what the banter du jour will be?

Republicans don't complain! Democrats have a monopoly on that! But rest assured we will criticize!

Though I'm a "reformed/recovering Republican" (meaning I am embarrassed at what Bushco helped do to our country) I won't be complaining tomorrow. I was not happy with either of the choices this year. I didn't vote for Obama but I'll give him a chance. It would be great if he proves me wrong.

It's going to be strange with the Dems in charge of both the Executive Branch and Congress.

I think the dark side is going to get very boring....I guess we'll still have Lund though.

Did you mean "whine"?

Toll free 1-800-EAT-SHIAT....

I think I will just move to canada or england or mexico.....wait I will end up running into all the Dems that did that in 00 and 04. Damn I hope they are not settled so they can come back.......o'wait, none of them ever followed through on what they claimed. I guess they were true dems after all anyway.

Good response Seastrike.
Pretty much sums me up.

Not even Obama's tax plan can clean me out as bad as the Ex did. I didn't want to kill myself after the divorce and I sure as hell won't after Obama wins.

+2 seastrike.
We need to get back to what our party is all about. I hope they all get the boot and we can start with some new leadership. Get back to the orgins of the party instead of what they became after taking power.

If the Republicans truley embraced a more progressive social agenda and returned to their fiscally conservative roots, they'd be a force to be reckoned with.

This is their only hope.

If that day comes, you might even see me leaning GOP.

Today however, we can start writing the GOP's obituary...

In 94 the Republicans took control with their contract with America, after the Democrats had become corrupt and lost their way. The Republicans then became corrupt and lost their way and now they are on the way out. The Republicans deserve thier current situation.

I am beginning to think what this country needs is a viable third party.

Fixed the typo.

+2

Lucky for me I'm a conservative

Present

I think we can all agree that either one is better than the current.

We could have had the world rallying to fight war on terror, instead we are left with few friends and this mess in Iraq.

What a [censored] waste of eight years. Lets see what Obama can do. At least he knows where the real front is.

Just when you think the collective IQ of Congress couldn't get any lower, Hank points out a way for it to happen.

Not an expert on this, but my Alaskan friend, who is an attorney, says she can only appoint someone to hold the office for 90 days, then an election must be called. Of course she could appoint herself and run at the end of 90 days. But I think that might even piss off her repug friends. The current rules were put in place when a repug, Senator, Murkowski, ran for governor, got the job and appointed his daughter as his senate replacement. Alaska politics is truly ugly.

I could deal with senator Plain. We have had dumber senators but seldom better looking.I can see myself dreaming about using her hair to clean up with. That’s more use than I have for most senators.

Now that's some funny Sh!t!

OMG, I don't know who you're calling dumb, but I hope they don't read this. Some people call me Caribou Barbie, but in high school they called me Mooseknuckle. .

Is a mooseknuckle the same as a camel toe?

Oh Dear, is that what it is? I spent all 5 years of high school answering to it. I'm not feeling so mavricky right now.

Your guy lost. NEXT!

OK BWP is on the list....

Nice writeup Hank..

Braindead Whining Pussy.

I heard my husband's best friend call me a gilf, what's a gilf?

The elections over boys. You won. You can calm down on the mocking. Savor it but the Palin doll is a bit lame. If that statement is RWWJ to you.......you better look in the mirror because you probably define the LWWJ.

Present!

And I have no doubt you will have plenty of ammunition. I am always amazed when someone thinks that electing their candidate will solve all our problems. (Or that the election of the other guy will be the utter ruin of the nation.)No one ever did so in the past, and I can't imagine Obama will be some sort of superman. He is inheriting a ton of ugly problems. Let’s support him when he’s right, criticize when he wrong and vote the rascal out of the latter exceeds the former.

If I were Rush or Hannity I would be overjoyed at the result. It’s a lot more fun to snipe at the opposition that to shoot at your own troops.

Pull out your checkbooks and "spread the wealth"!

PM me and I will give an address to send the money too!!

Sara, a GILF is to a MILF as a MILF is to a "mother I'd like to f***," with the GILF being a grandmother. You won't be a GILF for another 3 or 4 months if I recall the reports of Bristol's pregnancy accurately. So how does your husband feel about his best friend?

I just hope the Dems Nationalize Rupert Murdoch's US holdings and throw him in GITMO incommunicado for the rest of his life.