I am a small town guy, but I don't care about naked people. If my daughter saw something like a bunch of naked freaks walking down the road, I know her eyes would bug completely out of her head, and I would have to give her a lesson on that. I could care less though, at some point she will see naked people, and get over it.

I know how it would go:

"Look at all the naked people daddy! Why are they naked?"

"Those are freaks honey, don't become one of them, they don't realize that everyone else is making fun of them. Their time has very little value to the GDP or society in general, evidenced by the fact that they can spend countless hours getting their nakedness approved by the city council, just so everyone else can make fun of them. That is the beauty of our government, it has plenty of time to waste on all kinds of problems."

+1 to RR.

It's right up there with green hair, mohawks, face tattoo, nose ring.....may not like it but it's their right to call attention to themselves if they wish.

Look at me I'm naked. OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm special.


I say if you declare yourself as a nudist then you should not be allowed to wear clothes at all, ever. Then it goes like this.

Look at me I'm naked. OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm cold.

Look at me I'm naked. OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I got skin cancer on my genitals.

Look at me I'm naked. OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I fell off my bike and cut my genitals.

Clothes are functional, not a burden by the man.

There's 2 things in this world that I worry about naked people and sniper rifles.

Now I'm confused. Am I a wingnut or did I make sense?

Well, there you go then. If the clothes provide no funtion at that time, don't wear them.


And just to clarify: satisfying your own insecurities is not considered functional by others.

If you're naked while typing that, you're a confused, senseless-wingnut.

And no one has mentioned gay hermaphrodites. Imagine how much they must loathe themselves.

Remember my statement on how Californians are viewed?
Just for fun I posed a question regarding this on a popular outdoor site .

Can you feel the love?

http://www.24hourcampfire.com/ubbthreads.../gonew/1#UNREAD

To think WA, is headed in the same direction.... I don't get out of state much but wonder what it would be like and if people see WA the same as CA...

It's amazing the segregation in the state, you can drive East of the Cascades and it's a wave and friendly hello from most, drive north through Seattle and everyones in a hurry and could give a crap about you....

Keith

I travel all over the country for half the year, and everyone thinks Seattle is about the coolest place to be.

Must be because of all the naked people...or the fact that most people here would like to tell everyone to stay the fukk out of their business, and just mind their own.

Spend 1/2 the time you spend worrying about what other people think and believe worrying about what you think and believe, and you'll be a lot happier, plus people won't have to continually tell you to STFU and mind your own business.

Fish on...

Todd

Doesn't sound that bad to me. I have a much more negative image of Idaho, Kansas, Arkansas, Texas, et al, than those people have about California.

Read carefully each post, then consider the source.I could give a rip about the opinion on anything from a person who lives in Kansas or Indiana for god sake look where they live. The only real rip on Californians had to do with out of state hunters which I have heard before. Anyway it is what it is this has never been a major concern of mine.

Yeah, that is pretty obvious.

If you think Seattle is a rude city, you're in for a very eye opening awakening if you travel around the US.

Unfortunately my travels around the country include having to drive everywhere, and the flyover states are a lot more enjoyable while, well...flying.

Think people are rude in Seattle? Try LA, or Chicago, or pretty much the entire east coast.

I'm always a bit mystified how the same folks who think the government is always intruding in their lives too much wants them to intrude into everybody else's lives, except their own.

The first step in getting the government to mind it's own business is for you to start minding your own, and stop whining about other people enjoying their rights as citizens of our fine country.

Fish on...

Todd

I've lived here all of my life and our only rank on Californians has been that they are like locusts.

As Emmett Watson of the Lessor Seattle Society would write in his column it's ok to visit but not to stay.

Dudes in Indiana and Kans-ass should really STFU about ANY other state.

Gary, IN and Wichita, KS are about the two biggest sh!tholes on earth. If you live in Indiana or Kansas, it's obvious that your judgment is all f*cked up anyway.

I should also mention Emmett's KBO group....Keep the Bastards Out.

Dan-

Your posts have seemed a little edgier than usual - I promise you things will get better when Ty is gone!

And, you also missed out on the three biggest a$$hole states* we have:

1) Rhode Island
B) Manhattan
3) Mexico
ocho cinco) kraploadistan


*From the 2008 Sarah Palin Handbook of Places with Names

IBTL

I keep reading these posts from DanS and Keith, looking the the hidden sarcasm...I can't find it.
I think they really believe what they're typing.
Amazing.