I was so fortunate to have gotten Bob's name for our Christmas gift exchange. I have less than a month to come up with something. I have a few ideas, but thought I'd ask You, for your suggestions...

1st idea: Bose Noise-Canceling Headphones. He could tune Corey out all day long! What better gift could I give him?

2nd idea: An HK-91. But, then I thought I'd have to get him an entire years worth of physical therapy for his sore hand.

3rd idea: I tried to find a lifesize poster of Debbie Gibson, but they're out of print. I researched further and it said that someone in Forks, WA had purchased the entire collection back in the early 90's.

4th idea: A maid service that goes around behind him and picks up his popcans all day...Oh wait, he already has one.

So as you can see, I'm at a loss. Any help would be entirely useful!

Just to give you an idea of what my most amazing brother-in-law has done for me in the past...a USED jock strap! Seriously. That he got on Ebay. nice guy, huh?

No worry for retaliation, no one near WA has my name for Christmas this year.

Thanks in advance...

I think he would really like one of those kitchen aid stand mixers in white, similar to yours. Or maybe a Gap gift card, that would be good too

Oh, the gun would be a cover-up for the real source of soreness? I'm banned for life for that one, right?

Oh ya, good idea on the Kitchen Aid...I forgot about all those years of relentless Martha Stewart teasing!
Gap gift card...I was also thinking Bath & Body Works, I know how much he likes their foot lotion

p.s. thnx for changing my pic!

So, would that be considered 2 gifts in 1?

Fishgal says: You Betcha!

Just think "Gold Bond". Sitting all day grinding back and forth is tough on them fellas.

Yes that is a great idea ... anything to get me out of any extra curricular activites would be great.

Here ya go sis ...

Looks like he will probably be going to Panama Stam ... you can hook him up while you guys are there.

I've been on Bob's boat on numerous occasions and never witnessed that! His butt can't hurt too bad at the end of the day, have you seen the size of his TV?

Maybe a gift certificate for a manicure? I noticed he's really into those purple latex gloves.

Fixed that for ya, Casanova.

PS. I wonder if it's too late for me to sell off one of my kids to go on this trip?

Just kidding....

Kinda.

In that case your sista can just give him 92.50 for x-mas and I'll take care of the rest.


I think I'll throw in the $7.50 for some more purple latex gloves. Panama? He's gonna need 'em.


Thanks for your help, Stam. I knew I could count on you.

{quote=stam] In that case your sista can just give him 92.50 for x-mas and I'll take care of the rest. [/quote]

Somehow I knew you could take care of it



Yes Parker you should go, I would feel safer with you there keeping an eye on Bob ... I am sure that is stupid and naive of me huh ... but your such a gentleman ya know

Maybe you should just give the money to me so I can go stock up on the meds I will need when he gets home ...

If you're paying, I'm going!

[quote=Fishgal]
Maybe you should just give the money to me so I can go stock up on the meds I will need when he gets home ...



Don't they have free clinics for stuff like that, down there in America?
I'd hate to waste $7.50

In any case, I think I'll re-gift the used jock strap.
That will give him some 'protection'.

Lucky SOB's.......

Corey's Sista can just get Bob a "Yum" hat for Xmas.

Personally, I'd hold out for number 69....

Stam: Don't forget number 11. My favorite.

The Legend That Is Stam!