NO FARKIN' WAY!!!

96' you say Sal?

The last time I was in a strip club was the Bush II, 3 years ago and there was an AWESOME petite brunette from New York named 'Paradise' workin' that night! It can't be the same chick... but your description sounds just like her!

I didn't get the stage treatment thank god... but I DID spend more money than I had planned to! She was just plain HOT!!! I wonder if it IS the same girl?

what a great trip!!

My bad.
The memory is starting to go.
It was '98.
And yes, Debbie Dunning look alike.
I still thrive on those memories.

Me too! I bet it IS the same chick! I walked outta there thinkin' I was in love that night for sure! What a small world!

thats great, 4salt and salmonella are having a moment.:)

Shhhhhhhhhh!

I'm concentrating.

Grew up there---dont remember the clubs!

When I was 19 I had a fake ID.

Bored one night, drove up to some schithole in South Tacoma.

First lapdance from some asian b*tch, she gets up and splits, I reach down for my wallet and its gone.

I started panicking looking on the floor, then it dawned on me WTF just happened. I raised unholy cain. I made damn sure to say "Fuggin' bitch picked my pockets!!" loud enough to be heard above the Unch-Unch music they played there. I had a 250lb bouncer standing over my teenage 6'00"125lb scrawny ass but I didnt care. I was sober and was threatening to call the pigs. Those whores that ran that place gave me this and that and the run around. I told them they had 5 minutes to return it or I was calling 911. After 30 seconds it magically appeared..."found in a trashcan"...with every penny accounted for.

Then the C*nts tried to hold it from me and demand a "reward." Needless to say they didn't get one and I haven't had a lap dance since.

Oh, and PS fellas, when I used to work in Casinos the Chippendales used to come through once a year. If you knew what those guys did you'd think long and hard about your wife attending. They ain't gay and they don't 'just dance.' I used to know the guys up in surveillance.

Ahhh strip clubs. WhenI was in high school during my sophmore year I was taking a math class off campus in tacoma. Well they let me out around 12 and I didn't have class till 4:30. So I decided to take a drive to kill time and ran into the most awesome thing ever. CLUB HAS TO REMAIN ANONYMOUS OR JACK COULD GET JACKED. I approached the door thinking No way would I get in but, some smooth talking with the tuxedo guy and a nug passed his way was jackpot city. I went to the club everyday that entire school year that I had that class. The girls knew I was underage and kind of dug it, fresh meat so to speak. No cover free dances I was stoked. From there on I had the science down. From spotting the stripper that would tease you with an awesome dance at the appoach and not get within a foot of you after payment, too the stripper/dancer that had that dirty way of doing business and sat and talked until a song she knew was long, or noticed the dj put the stereo on auto control. I am not talking straight out bjazzzles but no complaints here. I road this throughout my pre 18 time and once I hit I was all jacked up for my 18th b day appearance where all the dancers hook you up and I was a tad nervous I would get kicked out for being a minor all along. Nope, they all knew I was under age from the dj, to the different door men. That club kicked ass until about the years 2000-2002. But 1992-1998 kicked major ass. I'm not ashamed to admit I spent my senior ball their. I am not a bad looking dude at all, I just didn't click with the ladies and wouldn't buy into alot of the school's bull [censored] so I did what I loved best got schmidts drunk and went to the flop. Tons more stories obviously but I'm already at novel level as I type. Cheers to the hard working women of the industry.

One of the better places in Bangkok had an "experienced lady" (read past her prime) open a bottle of Coke with her muff-craw, then proceeded to lie on her back and empty the contents of said bottle into her womanly sanctuary. She got back on her feet and demonstrated her ability to maintain a tight seal by dancing around without spilling a single drop. In order to prove this, she placed the opening of the bottle back where it had previously been and returned the liquid contents completely. Of course this in itself did not provide adequate entertaining shock value for me, until she handed the bottle to a fine young Ranger sitting at the edge of the stage who took that bottle and chugged it all down in one breath to the encouraging "hooahs" from his comrades.

All that before the razor blade chick...

I know there is a new US Army recruiting slogan in there somewhere......

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Al Bundy said it best...

Where the music stinks,
and they water the drinks,
the nudie bar.

Where the girlies dance
in their underpants,
the nudie bar.

Where you see their butt,
and their trap stays shut,
at the nudie bar.

Where you can't touch a breast,
but you can cave in a chest,
at the nudie bar.

Where you look at a thigh,
and blacken an eye,
at the nudie bar.

Where the beer gives you gas,
but the Bundys kick ass,
at the nudie bar



Where a buck's enough
to see their stuff,
at the nudie bar.

Where the breasts may be fake
but man do they shake,
at the nudie bar.

Where you swear like a sailor,
and wish you could nail her,
at the nudie bar.

Where the cops are at the door,
and there's a Kennedy on the floor,
at the nudie bar.



Also, make sure you turn off your cell phone so that when your wife calls it doesn't somehow answer the call. Just sayin....