quote #1 "the thing I like about high school girls man, I keep gettin older and they keep stayin the same age."

Quote *2 "Hey man, you got a joint?...sure be a lot cooler if you did."

Dazed & Confused

"GIVE ME BACK MY SON!!"

Ransom

"Mind if I smoke while you eat?"

Jenna does Hilltop?

got me on that one.

"MMMM....biscuits and MMMustard...."

"you should'n done that... he's justa boy"

yup.

Do you like french fried pa'taters?

How about "I was lucky in the order, but I've always been lucky when it comes to killin' folks."

Yep

This ones going to bug me!! Good fellas??

very fimiliar.... Damn it!

still stumping me! what year? I know that line! I just cannot place it.

"All i've got is this piece of hard rock candy. But it's not for eatin', it's just for lookin' through."

"No, I didn't surrender. But they took my horse and made him surrender. They have him pulling a wagon up in Kansas I'll bet."

New Jack City?

"What ain't no country I ever heard of. They speak English in What? "
"Check out the big brain on Brett!"
"Normally, both your asses would be dead as [censored] fried chicken, but you happen to pull this [censored] while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you. "
"You feel that sting, big boy, huh? That's pride FUCKIN' with you! You gotta fight through that [censored]! "
"Now when you yell at me, it makes me nervous. And when I get nervous, I get scared. And when motherfuckers get scared, that's when motherfuckers accidentally get shot."
"You know cops tend to notice [censored] like you're driving a car drenched in [censored] blood. "

Departed??

"When you're dealing with a store like this, they're insured up the ass. They're not supposed to give you any resistance whatsoever. If you get a customer, or an employee, who thinks he's Charles Bronson, take the butt of your gun and smash their nose in. Everybody jumps. He falls down screaming, blood squirts out of his nose, nobody says [censored] [censored] after that. You might get some bitch talk [censored] to you, but give her a look like you're gonna smash her in the face next, watch her shut the [censored] up. Now if it's a manager, that's a different story. Managers know better than to [censored] around, so if you get one that's giving you static, he probably thinks he's a real cowboy, so you gotta break that son of a bitch in two. If you wanna know something and he won't tell you, cut off one of his fingers. The little one. Then tell him his thumb's next. After that he'll tell you if he wears ladies underwear. I'm hungry. Let's get a taco. "

"All i've got is this piece of hard rock candy. But it's not for eatin', it's just for lookin' through."

Jose Wales

" If you keep it up I'm ganna take you in the back and screw ya."

" If you keep it up I'm ganna take you in the back and screw ya."

No country for old men.

Pulp Fiction

"You gonna do something about it or ya gonna just stand there and bleed?"

nice

one of my all time favs. "Bring out the gimp!" "But the gimps sleeping?" "Well then wake him up!"

PF again.

" El Camino"

Resevior dogs??

"not even wearing a belt....beltless"

"So Billy, have you ever seen a grown man naked?"

pulp fiction?

dusk til dawn?

That's reservoir dogs, with a jonas/romulus indian taco for seastrike

"Everybody knows you never go full retard."

recent, wrong, funny!

Your's is "Tropic Thunder" I believe Mike? Tom Cruise was farkin' HILARIOUS in that movie!

Don't give me the finger! I'll fuckin' have you killed!

Kill Bill (vol 2?)

"So Billy, have you ever seen a grown man naked?"

Airplane

How about "dying ain't much of a living boy"

Josey Wales.

outlaw josie wales

"I gotta take a crap that could choke a donkey"
(in my best scottish accent)

Stam-

True Romance? I think quentin only wrote, not directed on that, but who cares!

That's reservoir dogs

yep


"never get off the boat"

I love the smell of napalm in the morning

"Oh that? That was an accident, but nobody got hurt."

Mrs Doubtfire?

No, it's my "smart" answer to stlhd's line

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPXVGQnJm0w

True that!!

great movie! been way too long since I have seen it

Apocolypse now

Since I used kill Bill here's some good ones:

"No, no, no, no, no. No, to get even, even-Steven... I would have to kill you... go up to Nikki's room, kill her... then wait for your husband, the good Dr. Bell, to come home and kill him. That would be even, Vernita. That'd be about square. "

Japanese Businessman: Do you like Ferraris?
Go Go Yubari: Ferraris... Italian trash.
[Japanese businessman giggles]
Go Go Yubari: Do you want to screw me?
[Japanese businessman giggles again]
Go Go Yubari: Don't laugh. Do you want to screw me, yes or no?
Japanese Businessman: Yes.
[She stabs him in the stomach with a Samurai short sword]
Go Go Yubari: How about now, big boy? Do you still wish to penetrate me?... Or is it I who has penetrated you?

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Earl McGraw: Well, give me the gory details, Son Number One.
Edgar McGraw: It's a goddamn massacre, Pop. They wiped out the whole wedding party, execution-style.
Earl McGraw: Give me a figure.
Edgar McGraw: Nine dead bodies. And we're talking the whole she-bang: bride, groom, reverend, reverend's wife... hell, they even shot that old colored fella that plays the organ.
Earl McGraw: It would appear someone objected to this union and wasn't able to hold their peace.

This one is bugging me. Any hints??

"you're going to need a bigger boat"

"This one is bugging me. Any hints??

it was reservoir dogs.

Brody - Jaws. I love the story Quint tells of being on the USS Indianapolis.

My line from a movie is "El Camino"

We've got so many flyin' around... it's hard to tell who's answerin' who? Maybe we should do it like whoever gets it right, posts the next quote and everybody works on them one at a time?

good idea. Stam has been busting out some great ones, but tough!

So what's Jerry's??

"see if you can guess what I am now?"

When I first joined P.P., my signature line was this movie quote: "Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear and when I do, it's usually something unusual."

Animal House.

"Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things, right now: Jack and shiat... and Jack just left town."

"Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear and when I do, it's usually something unusual."


Bill Murray Stripes

"you can start by wiping that dumb-ass smile off your rosey, f'ing, cheeks"

"You'd better flush out your head, new guy. This isn't about freedom; this is a slaughter. If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is "poontang"."

Full Metal Jacket.


"Where do they teach you to talk like this? In some Panama City "Sailor wanna hump-hump" bar, or is it getaway day and your last shot at his whiskey? Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here. "

A watered down version of this?

"Private Pyle I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-fracking-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-frack you! ONE! TWO! THREE!"

as good as it gets.

"you either get busy livin or get busy dyin."

2 quotes for this masterpiece.

it is mind over matter. you don't mind, it don't matter.

Holy $hit! I haven't seen brains like that in a while.

Andy Dufresne is my friend

Nobody knows this one?
How about...

"I got a turtle-head pokin out"
Again, scottish accent.

Austin Powers, baby! Yeahhhh! Smaashing!

Ok, yer up Parker.

A double header!

"Uh, we had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?"

"Don't be tellin' me about foot massages. I'm the foot frackin' master."

"Holy $hit! I haven't seen brains like that in a while."

Platoon.

"So, here are my options. Option A: I get my ass kicked or Option B: I kick your ass and collect the 200. I think I'm gonna go with Option B: Kickin' your ass and collecting $200."

This is Pulp Fiction as well.

"if he dies, he dies"

Need a hint on the other one Parquito.

My Cousin Vinnie

"I could use a good ass kickin' right now.......I'll be very honest witchyou."

Classic.

Han Solo, one of the Star Wars flicks

That first line is classic.

"You'd better flush out your head, new guy. "



FMJ

the foot massage one

Pulp fiction

good work!

Another hint on this one:

"I must break you"

I honestly cannot remember this movie (I'm thinking spinal tap) but the quote has stuck with me.

"Little hands says it's time to rock n' roll."

Rocky Four

Superbad


"I gotta get me one o' these!"

"I don't want to talk to you, no more, you empty-headed animal, food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."

Have fun with that one...classic.

damn!

Some good one's here. Full Metel Jacket is one classic line after another.

Here is one of my favorites, "He's not fit to lead a Jonny detail. He couldn't pour pee from a boot with the instructions written on the heel."

Todd's is Monte Python's The Quest for the Holy Grail.

"Face it, you f*cked up........you trusted us."

"Face it, you f*cked up........you trusted us."[/quote]

Animal House, classic.



"are you serious Clark?"

"you get a god-damned-job before sundown, or we're sending you off to military school with that god-damned finkelstein shitkid. sonofabitch!"

Lowedown's is 'Up In Smoke'.

Jake's is Dumb and Dumber.

"that there is an AARR VEEE"

this is one of my favorites

"Honey, you think KFC is still open?"

good call Dan.

"...obviously you're not a golfer."

X-mas vacation

"I don't f'ckin role on shabbas!"

Lowedown.... the Dude in The Big Lebowski

big moby.....Walter in The Big Lebowski



"..what would I want with a caravan with no f'in' wheels? Clue.. (Thick pikey accent)

mreyns- Old School

This should be an easy one for DanS. I believe it was his high school idol. Hint.

"That was my skull! I'm so wasted!"

Fast times at Ridgemont high. And you were in high school too, weren't you

"Get out of here, Curtis. You know I don't hear you unless you knock."

"Look.......we left that England place because it was bogus. And if we don't get some cool rules......pronto......then we'll just be bogus too."

"if I'm here AND you're here, then wouldn't that be OUR time........and certainly there's nothing wrong with a little pizza on OUR time."

Dude was a one-man movie quote thread.

great line!

"Brody, this is your f'ckin wake up call man! I am an FBI agent!"

said by Dennis Hooper or Peter Fonda, "Can you get us out of here (jail)?

said by Jack Nicholson, "Yeah, probably, so long as ya' ain't killed somebody . . . white."

stam - Super Troopers

moby - Point Break

Salmo - ?

"what's that sound?, what's that smell?"

"For $500 you can do anything you want to me, you can [censored] my ass...."

"I'm Hub McCann. I've fought in two World Wars and countless smaller ones on three continents. I led thousands of men into battle with everything from horses and swords to artillery and tanks. I've seen the headwaters of the Nile, and tribes of natives no white man had ever seen before. I've won and lost a dozen fortunes, KILLED MANY MEN and loved only one woman with a passion a FLEA like you could never begin to understand. That's who I am. NOW, GO HOME, BOY! "

The delivery is even better...found from 1:25 to 2:05

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNW39wAyQ88

"For $500 you can do anything you want to me, you can [censored] my ass...."

Leaving Las Vegas?

Secondhand Lions

"Badges ! We don't need no stinking badges !!"

blazing !!

"Here's something for you I picked up in the Gulf War from a buddy of mine, of course he was on the other side.."


"Oh yeah?, Who do you think paid for your little love jaunt to Mexico City?"

Try


"Noich, Noich, Noich, ..."

How about .."she's a vicious life sucking bitch from which there is no escape"?

Freaky...


That one sounds familiar.

armeggeddon - regarding the naming of the "planet killer" asteroid - that's a great line.

yup

OK , no clues? well then how are about "are you menstruating??
this is in regards to the whats that smell quote

yep

Salmo's is from Easy Rider. A classic the youngsters on here have missed out on.

silence of the lambs?

"You're asking yourself, did he fire 6 shots or only 5?"

"We would have injected vitamin C if only they had made it illegal! "

Fish on...

Todd

P.S. The "we don't need no stinking badges" quote is originally from "The Treasure of the Sierra Madre"...

Dirty Harry...."Do you fee lucky punk? Well, do ya?"...

Ive got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

"Blue Monkey !! Blue Monkey !!"

JC!

Just the cast should have given that one away

I didn't catch the answer to yours - "El Camino" - what is it???

Nope

Yeah Mike, I didn't get any replies with the quotes, so I added the actors' names. But Jerry is an old fart who probably saw it on the big screen long before videos. Not saying I didn't see it as a first run movie, of course.

Sg

ok another clue..."Back off man, I'm a scientist....

Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! we have a winner!

"We don't have enough money for food and you're buying cigarettes?"

"Hey............I need these."

The Mexican with Brad Pitt and Julia Roberts.

Damn fine sound track also.

Unforgiven--The whole movie is full of great quotes.

Here a few more.

It's a hell of a thing, killin' a man. You take away everything he's got and everything he's ever gonna have. . .

you dont look like no rootin-tootin son of a bitchin cold blooded assassin...like i was sayin, you dont look like no meaner than hell cold blooded damn killer...

All right now, I'm comin' out. Any man I see out there, I'm gonna shoot him. Any sumbitch takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, but I'm gonna kill his wife. All his friends. Burn his damn house down.

This be William Muny out of Kansas who killed women and children? Yeah, I've killed women and children. I've killed everything that walks or crawls at one time or another. And now I'm here to kill you Little Bill for what you done to Ned.

"It's a well run campaign....They've got a broom and a midget..."

"P.S. The "we don't need no stinking badges" quote is originally from "The Treasure of the Sierra Madre"..."

The movie is correct, however, the quote is wrong.

Dobbs: 'If you're the police where are your badges?'
Gold Hat: 'Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinkin' badges!'
This in turn was adapted from B Traven's 1927 novel upon which the movie was based:
"All right," Curtain shouted back. "If you are the police, where are your badges? Let's see them."

"Badges, to god-damned hell with badges! We have no badges. In fact, we don't need badges. I don't have to show you any stinking badges, you god-damned cabrón and ching' tu madre! Come out from that [censored]-hole of yours. I have to speak to you."

Very nice, Chuck!

Oh Brother. .. . . ..

"What are you looking at? Wipe that face off your head, bitch!"

From one of my favorite movies:

R: There was a guy at the Eagle Hotel looking for him.
X: What guy?
R: A white guy.
X: What kind of white guy?
R: Kind of a dark white guy.

Wow-that was a thread killer. the quote is from the Mighty Quinn, a lite weight flick with Denzel Washington as a Carribean island police chief, a dead guy cooked in a hottub, with a Reggae soundtrack. Rita Marley is the screamer in the beginning and two Marley daughters sing back up to Denzel's wife.
Here's a cheesy clip:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Su6JW2K_Kg&feature=related

There's no way, *no* way that you came from *my* loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth!

Smoky and the Bandit.

"I like my women like I like my Matzah, unleavend"

"It doubles as a flashlight?"

You too donkey dic.'s couldn't get laid in a morge!