its jonas, looks like about cold out..

been shacked up in the sweat lodge, stoking the flames.....

taking a sabbatical......

cuz bring me some fruit.....

want some freestone peaches in light syrup and maybe some pineapple slices too....



went to step out and did the splits, heel hit some black ice sprained my groin....

im all swollen and hot, need some fruit, get on that 10 speed and bring me some peached fruit man...

cell battery is about dead and its about 300 yards to my single wide....

im not making that run in the nude....

need help cuz, [censored] pick up....

Jonas, hey it's Snake here.......

when you get back to the single wide, maybe you could get on your 10 speed and bring some jumper cables over to my place, eh?

can't get my truck started.....

I'll have Berniece make us some grilled cheese sandwiches.....

gotta watch her though, had a hair in my cheese last time...

later....

Snake

Jonas I want to apologize for being an insensitive d*ck head

I know those jokes about Custer really upset you

Strained chew spit in a whishkey bottle is funny but mean

Happy Kwanza

Hey Jonas, what did you get for Chirstmas?

DUI?

Jonas just texted me some pics of his Christmas gifts from his new IPhone...

What are these...rolling papers? Thanks, Romulus!



Brand new Kegerator...Merry Christmas to you, too, Edgar!



Tickets to see these guys...? Thanks, Dan...I think.



A new shirt! I really appreciate it, Chrome/23! What jacket should I wear with it?



Thank you all for such a great Christmas, guys, you can all come over and use my uncle's sweat lodge whenever you want, especially since I got this!

Perfect for buck snot.

Jonas you doing ok? Heard you broke your fingers?

Jonas broke fingers

Keith

Please tell me that's the wrong linky...



WTF WAS THAT?!?

I just missed the link...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiYgkiwCK_g&feature=PlayList&p=DDD7F3BDC1DF1C59&index=6

Romulus needs to borrow your slingshot, Jonas...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSRzMjdym4U&feature=related

My favorite...the Jonas Pinner remix:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbpkselwKt8&feature=related

This thing has really taken on a life of it's own. Too bad the guy's not making any money off of it. I'd sport some Jonas gear if it was available. The Team Jonas driftboat sticker or t-shirt would be a hot seller.-T out

Ha, yeah that was a smooth one. Guess I was moving a little to quickly when I copied and pasted the link....

Keith

Jonas, it takes alot of heart to wake up every morning and be you, my hat is off.
Let me know if you need a new watch cause everytime you call its 9 and Im starting to think your watch is stuck at 9.

its jonas...

about 8....

romulis i got my native stimulation check today..

you?

payed off some fines and got my wheels back out of hock.

sweet mopar slant 6...





need some gas money lets cruise

Nice ride, Jonas...

Fish on...

Todd

Jonas gets his 3 wheeler running
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TouOxJkHS5o

Reminds me of a chick I dated who stood in my front yard screaming "I am not a drama queen".

Best thread ever.

its brewer, about 11 or 12....

has to say this thread is about damn funniest crap i've read in sometime. took brewer 2 pint glasses of cheap veeno to read all 15 pages. laughed pretty good. i bout shot wine out brewer's nose when the pic of those two hillbilly inbreds came up..... it reminded brewer of the 99 puyallup sportsmans show. i met Zog and Vedder for the 1st time......except zog and vedder were holding hands.... was a great read till blades pooped in and it went south.... then jonas twisted his groin and brought it back.... thank you jonas..... jonas are you a yakima tribull cop? you know the tribull cops involved in poaching samon and selling?

Later,


wheres abuloomis been?