#479727 - 01/15/09 11:58 AM
Re: Epidimitis....
[Re: Dogfish]
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Loc: Santa Rosa, CA
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Dude,
I'm married, so that automatically means I'm not sexually active. Careful, Vidiotic doesn't get tongue-in-cheek humor  And no, that was not a scatological reference, unless you're into that sort of thing 
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#479737 - 01/15/09 01:00 PM
Re: Epidimitis....
[Re: Dogfish]
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River Nutrients
Registered: 03/27/02
Posts: 3188
Loc: U.S. Army
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Dude,
I'm married, so that automatically means I'm not sexually active. ...just not with your wife, anyway. You're married, not dead.  Not that I'm advocating any sort of infidelity by any means, but the boys need regular exercise to remain healthy. Plus it's proven to ward off future prostate problems in aging men. Just throwin' that out there...
Edited by goharley (01/15/09 01:03 PM)
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#479741 - 01/15/09 01:29 PM
Re: Epidimitis....
[Re: goharley]
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Carcass
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The study said that self gratification did more to prevent prostate trouble than any other method. He's married so he should be good to go ... .. .
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#479761 - 01/15/09 03:18 PM
Re: Epidimitis....
[Re: goharley]
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Registered: 10/13/00
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Dude,
I'm married, so that automatically means I'm not sexually active. ...just not with your wife, anyway. You're married, not dead. Not that I'm advocating any sort of infidelity by any means, but the boys need regular exercise to remain healthy. Plus it's proven to ward off future prostate problems in aging men. Just throwin' that out there... My prostate is about the size of a pea.
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#479781 - 01/15/09 05:45 PM
Re: Epidimitis....
[Re: Jerry Garcia]
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April Fool
Registered: 06/18/01
Posts: 15727
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WTMI
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#479784 - 01/15/09 05:55 PM
Re: Epidimitis....
[Re: Sol Duc]
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It all boils down to this - I'm right, everyone else is wrong, and anyone who disputes this is clearly a dumbfuck.
Registered: 03/07/99
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Loc: SE Olympia, WA
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My prostate is about the size of the head of a pin. Typo fixed.
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#479821 - 01/15/09 08:36 PM
Re: Epidimitis....
[Re: Mikespike]
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Parr
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 69
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Hey, how did I get brought into this??? I feel sorry for the guy.. I do get tongue in groove though!
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#479828 - 01/15/09 09:14 PM
Re: Epidimitis....
[Re: Vidiotic]
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Poodle Smolt
Registered: 05/03/01
Posts: 10878
Loc: McCleary, WA
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All is getting better. Swelling is down (from baseball to raquetball, their normal size).
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#479967 - 01/16/09 01:46 PM
Re: Epidimitis....
[Re: Jerry Garcia]
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It all boils down to this - I'm right, everyone else is wrong, and anyone who disputes this is clearly a dumbfuck.
Registered: 03/07/99
Posts: 16958
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Nobody is immune to a good Zzzzing. Well, almost nobody.........I'm scared to try the Zzzing on Fishgal. She's nice and pretty tolerant of all our BS, but I don't want to press my luck by throwing a Zzzing her way. 
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She was standin' alone over by the juke box, like she'd something to sell.
I said "baby, what's the goin' price?" She told me to go to hell.
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#480001 - 01/16/09 03:33 PM
Re: Epidimitis....
[Re: Dan S.]
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River Nutrients
Registered: 03/15/00
Posts: 2952
Loc: Olalla, WA
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You are wise beyond your years Dan, especially with her Old Man havin fun on the big blue.......
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#480041 - 01/16/09 05:50 PM
Re: Epidimitis....
[Re: Dan S.]
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Registered: 10/13/00
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Nobody is immune to a good Zzzzing. Well, almost nobody.........I'm scared to try the Zzzing on Fishgal. She's nice and pretty tolerant of all our BS, but I don't want to press my luck by throwing a Zzzing her way. She'd slit you open and you'd be tripping on your innards before you knew what happened.
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#480042 - 01/16/09 05:52 PM
Re: Epidimitis....
[Re: Jerry Garcia]
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It all boils down to this - I'm right, everyone else is wrong, and anyone who disputes this is clearly a dumbfuck.
Registered: 03/07/99
Posts: 16958
Loc: SE Olympia, WA
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Exactly. I'm no fool. "Hi" Fishgal.........you look nice today.
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She was standin' alone over by the juke box, like she'd something to sell.
I said "baby, what's the goin' price?" She told me to go to hell.
Bon Scott - Shot Down in Flames
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#480085 - 01/16/09 09:30 PM
Re: Epidimitis....
[Re: Dan S.]
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Poodle Smolt
Registered: 05/03/01
Posts: 10878
Loc: McCleary, WA
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I don't think June ever bitch slapped anyone, btu I'm thinking Fishgal wouldn't think twice.
....so now about my testicles.....
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#480122 - 01/17/09 12:24 AM
Re: Epidimitis....
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Egg
Registered: 01/16/09
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Maybe Fishgal wants to know if your balls are big enough to replace BD as mod? Mine are... I'll do it.
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#480145 - 01/17/09 03:14 AM
Re: Epidimitis....
[Re: moderator]
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Poodle Smolt
Registered: 05/03/01
Posts: 10878
Loc: McCleary, WA
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Nahh, no modding for me. I deal with enough "skirt" issues at home. I don't need to deal with anyone else's crap any more than I already do.
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#509303 - 05/19/09 12:09 AM
Re: Epidimitis....
[Re: Dogfish]
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River Nutrients
Registered: 02/14/06
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Loc: Elma
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Dogfish - I think we might be blood brothers.  I didn't think you could get it during renovations, just new construction, but I was wrong. My case came on tonight while I was watching the plumber figure out why sh!t was backing up into the house we are renting. . . What an awesome night. 
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