Ok mr science, If I drop my beer, will it sink faster in fresh water or salt water, and will the outside temp effect that rate of my tears. okbye Jay pea

Sorry, you lost me right there!

Objects are more buoyant in salt water than in fresh water because it has a higher density due to the saturation of sodium chloride ions, so your beer would sink faster in fresh water.

Ions huh?

So, there are two atoms. One is running along the sidewalk at the front of a building toward the street corner, the other atom is running up the side of the same building toward the street corner. Being unable to see each other, they collide at the corner. The first atom asks, "Are you okay."
The second atom replies, "No, I think I lost an electron."
The first asks, "Are you sure?"
The second says, "Yeah, I'm positive."

Please, no death threats via PMs for that one

"I started first quarter calculus with a B.....struggled through second and third with C's.....and passed differential equations and linear algebra with D's.....BUT, I recall almost all of it and what I don't only takes a few glaces at the old text to refresh my memory.

I think I got the better deal in the long run. "

Hmmm....playing What's My Line I'd guess Janitor.

"The second says, "Yeah, I'm positive.""

i think you tested positive.

After millions of tax dollars and years of study a new particle has been found, We all know about electrons protons neutrons , and even the elusive neutrino, but now they have found one they call the queertron, at first they were unable to figure out what this thing did but after more $$$$ and study they found that this is what blows the fuses hence the queertron... okbye