Something that's stuck with me is the same grandpa one of his dogs caught one of the barn cats and is bringing him back like a pheasant. The cat is real injured but still alive writhing in the dogs mouth. I'm a kid and think gramps is going to help save the cat. He grabs the cat by the tail out of the dogs mouth and runs around the barnyard beating the dog silly with the still alive cat. Thump, thump. The beating put the cat out of it's misery, taught the dog to never touch a cat and left a lasting impression on me.

thats messed up...

Funny story....
Thomas has several ringneck pheasants he raises on the property.



We live next to a creek out in the country and the raccoons are always trying to get into the coop and eat the birds.
I set a box trap out and catch a lot of the violators and release them about 10 miles away on my way to work.
Well the last offender was a skunk.
Sure enough, I caught him in the boxtrap.
Thomas has successfully released them before without getting sprayed, but this one was pissed.
Thomas had a rainsuit on and a tarp in front of him, but still caught some overspray.

Monday after school, I picked him up and he told me that in EVERY class someone would come up to him and whisper......"DUDE, YOU REEK OF WEED!"

He says, "dad that is so funny, cuz I'm the biggest hick in school, I don't dress like one, but all the other guys in their wranglers & John Deere hats are wannabes".

I thought that was funny....

You have a War face, cat? Show me your War face!!!!!!

Uh.....


If that's a photo of cat that is enjoying a bath, please show me a photo of a cat that is *not* enjoying the water.

That cat looks like he's gonna flat out kill something just as soon as he can get out of the water.....



Best wet cat photo, EVER!

reek of weed. Funny story.

Fooled myself a few times getting a wiff of skunk while driving down the road and thinking that farm house must be a grow operation.

We have a big kitty. 25 lb Mainecoon, he only has to warn a dog once that it has over stepped its bounds. We were pet sitting a friends dog over X-mas. First day the dog comes in the house and see's big kitty and decides to chase him. Bad idea, rumble, rumble, bark, hiss, fitt-fitt, YIPE, YIPE. I go in the room grab the dog and remind him myself that we dont chase big kitty in the house. So a week goes by without any further confrontation and I'm petting the dog and I feel somthing in its scalp. I pulled out a discarded cat nail that hafd been stuck in his head for a week.

Great stories guys

Salmonella, if you ever cross Sol's path, ask him about the State Patrolman who thought he had hit a skunk

Holy Sh!t !!! you guys pulled this up from June 2007-

Here is a cat update for ya. I got divorced, and the ex has those cats and the house. I was over there last Saturday to " borrow " MY DOG and one of those cats came and rubbed up on my leg. She was not looking so I kicked that [censored] a good 10 feet.

Ha Ha Ha

You can blame/thank Stlhdr1. Not too sure how or why he dug this up.

But, it made for an entertaining ready today!

I like my cats, no more pain in the A than any other pet.

Once again Brent gives me my laugh of the week.

Everybody thinks of pussy on Friday.

I used to think of pussy on Thursday, then Mike stopped posting the Tursday edition,

In the mid eighties, I lived in a housing development near mill creek. My sons and the neibhors kids invented a game they called sink the cat..They would capture an unsuspecting feline, take is to the stormwater retention pond, thow the cat in and proceed to bombard said feline with rocks, all the while they were chanting "sinkt the cat, sink the cat" I know sounds terrible,
but after I scolded them I had to hide in the garage to laugh my ass off.

Real funny assshole.

Now his son is a serial killer.

I'd have sunk those f'n kids in the storm water pond if I'd seen that sh!t.

I'm neutral on cats. Little bastards killing cats for fun I'm not neutral on. Your son is/was a piece of sh!t. You must be proud.

Dogs kill cats because that's what dogs do, your kid doesn't have the same excuse.

Tatonka you're a f'n dumba$$ that needs an A$$ kicking!

Hating cats is nothing one has to defend, and many dogs will kill any cat that comes around because they are natural enemies.

And upon reflection, Tatonka's kid could be given a pass because kids do stupid crap on a regular basis. But an adult laughing about the stupid sh!t his kid is doing shows what a loser that adult is.

Not a very smart post Tatonka.....

Mf

Par for the course.