I've about had it with drivers that have their heads buried so far up their a$$es! I drove from Bellevue to my dentist appt in Burien today and had three different mutha fawkers pull right in front of me! It seems now days you can't drive any distance without some f'n dillweed being in such a hurry and doing something really stoooooopid! I consider myself a defensive driver and try to do my part to be careful and courteous. It also seems to happen more often when Im driving my Lexus as oppose to my full size truck. Driving home... this DS was entering the freeway going about 30 mph while looking down dialing his cell phone.

It would be great to have the power to pull these bassturds over and yank their f'n licenses...I know it sounds like a bunch of but therapeutic...lol

What are some things that drive you guys crazy on the Highway to hell? Irie ?


Anyone want to buy a Lexus?

Here's your sign....

Try towing a boat or trailer all the time.

I can't count the number of times I've had a car try and merge over between my truck and whatever I'm towing at the time.

They see the truck go by and don't even look before they start to merge.

How about the jackass that assumes that because I'm towing a trailer I can't be doing the speed limit and have to try and get ahead of me at all costs. Pull right out in front of you. Not real smart to pull out in front of someone rolling down the road at 20k combined.

Then the people that think that being 3' from my rear bumper is going to make me go any faster. I usually upshift a gear or two and lug my Cummins for a few seconds. Roll into the throttle again and before the turbo spools they get a nice taste of thick black exhaust. They tend to back off in a hurry.

Brake check.....lol

Hey Sol Duc, I once did a brake check for some Ahole and discovered it was a Seattle Police under cover unit. After being surrounded by five SPD blue and whites it was game over, just a heads up. This was the closest I've come to wearing bracelets and heading downtown. Details later

Don't even get me going.

Funny shiattt right there!

Dr Coleman?

Sol Duc maybe you should move to White Center. A little closer to Burien. Or get a dentist in Bellevue.

Rat city is not a option.....i've had my dentist for 25 years....hate to change.

The driver that races up and dives in front of me to exit and I look in my mirror and not a car behind me for a couple of hundred feet.

#1 All Time Peeve.
Here in the hills of Northern Ca. things get dry as a bone during the 100 degree days of summer.
The dry brown oat grass grows four feet tall and waves in the wind.
AND STILL the stupid Motherf*kkin cigarette smoker that doesn't want to dirty his ashtray, flicks his cigarette butt out the window.
I've seen it time after time after time.
I get pissed just thinking about it.
Better to burn down homes and risk lives than dirty that Goddamn ashtray......

The driver at the stop light who sees you coming in a 50 mph zone, nobody in your mirror for miles, waits and then pulls out at 30 mph.

The slow driver in the fast lane.

The driver who feels since they are qualified for the car pool they must use the car pool no matter how slow.

The running road block. Side by side all at 5 mph under the speed limit.

The "Oh, I must have been day dreaming because there's my exit and I need to get over 4 lanes. Everybody stop for me because I'm more important"
When there's two or more of these it's in slow motion reverse trying to get to the car pool lane.

The driver who stops then puts on the turn signal. Related to the driver who has to completely analyze where he's turning....TURN ALREADY!

That's good.

I usually hit my windshield washer and splatter the tailgaiter a good one.
They usually get the message.

I thank God I don't have to deal with freeways. Traffic is such a waste of lives.

My one pet peeve? The driver who doesn't know their right of way. Every time, I wish I'd let them hit me.

political bumper stickers on little hybrids....pisses me off.

I pass those asshats every day. I can feel the hate in my heart!

DWO is pretty bad as well!

People smoking pinners and not wearing seatbelts.
edit: while getting "that" hummer

screw this im going fishing! Late!!!!

Tums might help.

I saw an older woman driving a prius last week, her plate read " WayLeft "

There is nothing funnier than having a convertible riding your ass, and giving them the windshield wiper douche. I had this lady in a tan Sebring right on me (like 10 feet at 50 mph) one day on the Mud Bay/101 turn off. I was a normal distance from the car in front of me. We were headed up the hill and I let fly with the windshield fluid. I could see the blue stuff all over her white visor in my rearview.

God it was so funny. She sped past me but didn't honk or anything, and of course got off at Steamboat Island.

I saw a guy driving a new Mini-Cooper and his plates read "Obama"

I [censored] you not.

I commute in my 05 2 door civic, people in bigger rigs take advantage of me all the time, cutting me off and what not. About once a month I have to drive my Cummins just to get back at all a holes on the road. I have a straight pipe exhaust and my truck is turned up. I blow some pretty good black smoke so watch out tail gaters.

"people in bigger rigs take advantage of me all the time"
couldn't be the WSU plates could it?

You're stopped at an intersection and want to turn right, but a car is racing towards you from the left, you wait, the driver is not signaling so you assume they are going through the intersection and at the last moment they turn right on your street just inches from you. So, you could have turned moments earlier, but bad driver didn't feel like signaling, so I give them a signal as they turn by me.

Or how about merging traffic, most people merge one car at a time, but dic%head thinks he needs to go out of turn.

There's more, later.

I have never thought of that, I do have WSU Alumni Stickers and Plates. I guess I must be asking for it, displaying this on the west side. I cant imagine people flying UW stickers on the eastside would be treated any different.

But I do have WSU stickers and plates on my Cummins, and I dont get messed with.

I hate f'n bumperstickers..........of any kind.

Is your opinion so f'n important that you need to tell everyone what it is even when driving down the road? You must be a real pleasure to be around in person.

And here's the thing...................nobody cares.

But I'd rather have a VW micro bus being driven correctly by a hippie with every bumpersticker known to man on it, that some donkey who can't figure out that yield means yield, not 'stop', that it's easier to merge when you go the same speed as the traffic you're merging with.......and hitting the brakes does not help in this situation, that mirrors are put on cars for a reason, that driving in my blind spot for minutes on end on an empty freeway is going to tick me off, that slower traffic should move right...........and most important........that whatever speed I'm going is the right speed to go, because if it wasn't the right speed, I wouldn't be going that speed in the first place.



See.......it's that lack of Dictatorial power tripping me up again. People would either learn to how drive, or they wouldn't drive.

Oh man.............I knew better than to get into this conversation.

Driving back to Oly-Town with Superfly on Saturday.

A truck passes us and I just happen to read the license plate:

rub1off



I don't even know how that one got past the parties that be.......

Quick Parker! You can get rub1out if you hurry!

I enjoy the people that tailgate me on I-5 when I'm towing my boat - we're talking within 5 to 10 feet from the motor. I guess they think I can't see them, or maybe the prop is spinnin' in the breeze and it hypnotizes them.... either way, they're all fvckfaces.

but, tell us how you really feel

I have a large truck with very aggressive snow tires. They tend to pick up allot of gravel. When people tailgate I tend to drive onto the lane turtles. I find this tends to shed the rocks that are stuck in the tread and also shed the tailgater okbye

i dont think much bothers me in my work truck...but get me in my personal car and about 20% of the other drivers are just STUPID!

In my old truck, an '88 Bronco with a winch, 33" tires and an NRA sticker, I never had trouble on the freeways, but on the days I used to have to take my wife's old car somewhere, a Toyota Corolla with corny girl stickers, somewhere I was constantly getting fvckheads playing roadtag, cutting me off, and riding my azz. Usually it was the retards that drive those Hyundais with 9' high spoilers and cheesy plastic rice boy add-ons.

Now days in my F-250 the worst thing I have to worry about is minivans with fish emblems, ribbon magnets, and Cheney/Palin stickers doing 45 MPH in the fast lane.
In my wife's new BMW, it's Volkswagen Jetta/Passat drivers with an inferiority complex that pull the "If you try to pass me, I'm going to accelerate to 90 and then slow to 55 once I get alongside the next car" routine.

Welcome to Washington, land of the stupid.

Irie-

I personally apologize for all the fvckface californians that moved up there to "drive you crazy." I'm glad they're gone from here though

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I go through so much wiper fluid, I keep an extra gallon in the trunk. I wish I had a total beater so I could add food coloring or dye.

Sometimes I douch a guy down so bad I start laughing. That really pisses them off. Now I act like I don't even know they are there and scratch my windshield after hitting them with the spray.

I had some cousins that wired a spare washer motor and pump inside the trunk and plumbed it through the trunk lid. He would flip the switch and let em have it.

How about the wonderful bike riders arent they a great addition to the road ways.

You hit it on the head to be a officer for just one day go down to the u-district and start arresting them. There are some really dumb people out there when you think you've seen it all then someone dumber comes along.

How about those numb nuts that tow that little kiddie trailer behind their bikes on the roadways. If that is not child endangerment nothing is!

How about the flippin a$$whole I saw 45 min ago Coming back from walking the dogs.........25 mph residential streets. This jack ass comes flying down one of the cross streets at about 50-60 and flys right through the stop sign. Never even tapped his brake; just stayed in his leaned back one hand on the steering wheel position and moved right through. 2 or 3 passengers in the car didn't seem to notice either. Just looked like he was on I-90 in the middle of Montana, just cruzing. If I had been just a few seconds early......................that guy would have T-boned me and who knows after that.

I drive about 100 miles on the freeway daily and have done so since I was in college. Like many of you, I'm amazed and infuriated at some of what I've witnessed.

Some real winners:

applying makeup or nail polish
reading a book
changing clothes (timing can however be both entertaining or frightening)
unrestrained children
little tiny dogs, draped over the arms of the driver (how is THAT safe?)
I recently saw a driver in a semi with a laptop in front of him (and no that doesn't mean a woman but I've seen that, too!)

Sheesh!

How about all the "lookie lou's" out there.
Thought process as follows:
Look someone has gotten pulled over and the officer is OCCUPIED. I think I should slow down so I do not get pulled over too. This is great everyone is slowing down just like me. It's nice too know we all think the same way.

Thanks for being an