You Have to admit Brewer had the best postings through out the 30 pd Steelhead & Baker threads....

I don't always agree with Brewer....but as of late, he's had some funny shi@t.

Azzhole.

Mf

Probably a good hop harvest this year.

The "Pants" and the "Princinses" keeps the Brewer in line.

Jerry nailed it. Thanks to the PANTS controlling the security level on the computer.....he can only see a fraction of the booty pics posted...lol

Mf

Mikespike thinks the brewer is the alias of the baker. There, someone had to say it.

He's not concerned with yesterday
He knows constant change is here today
He's noble enough to know what's right
But weak enough not to choose it
He's wise enough to win the world
But fool enough to lose it
He's a BREW World Man...

I think some folks would be pleasantly surprised to meet the the brewer in person...

the todd likes the brewer just fine.

Fish on...

Todd

The Brewer, The Baker, and the Candlestick maker.

The Brewer cracks me up! That reminds me I was going to send him my Abu 5000C for a tune up.

Sg

thats not at all true auntym and todd. brewer gets fed up with folks trying to sell me as someone opposite of brewer. take for example the time brewer was on a early september river fishing. came across a guy and started a conversation with him. eventually we figured out that we were both on enternet boards. when he finally pryed it out me that he was indeed talking to the brewer. he said that all this time he was certain it was a gag that there was noway a guy could be that pathetic..... even on the enternet..... boy was he wrong! he said so, thats how i know..... the grimey overalls, arkansas football halfshirt and goody comb was proof that brewer is who he is! he seemed impressed with my skill to hit fallen leaves floating by with my tabbaccy spit. which resulted in brewer pulling out the multi colored goody comb and combing the scullet. brewer is very thinned out on top but still sports the party in the back

hope this helps painting a better and more accurate portrayal of what brewer is really like.

This is The Pants...Brewer left the computer logged on...

Brewer is everything he has claimed he is, and I am not even sure what that is. However, if you can allow your imagination to become quite creative, you will be able to envision what I have to deal with on a DAILY basis.

All of you here on this board are very lucky. Lucky in the fact that you have the choice to ignore him. Or, you can chew his ass. I don't have the option of ignoring him, nor can I chew his ass...he is a very big guy. (Although, when things get really rough on the homestead, I can hold out on him, but then I reconsider when I question why I am punishing myself for crap that he pulls off? LOL )

There's no winning either way with Brewer...he always gets the better of you...so my suggestion is to just put up with him.

~THE PANTS

Sounds like the brewer got caught with his pants down

Don't you be talking bad about Gutz (actually he was a "chandler"). The Dogfish likes Gutz, and Brewer.

Brewer = humor. Nuff said.

Ok. Here we have a guy who types in the 3rd person,listens to good old classic RUSH(Alex Lifeson is an underrated guitar hero,especially in the early days of Hemispeheres and Fly By Night),and likes to fish. Personally I have always gotten a kick out of him,back from when I nosed around on the SH.net site as well. Upon chitting with him recently,I'm looking forward to meeting him. A lot of what gets posted on here is folks letting off steam. I tend to take it with a grain of salt. I've met good people on the websites I frequent,some have become good friends. Heres to us making more.


My name is Robert Ford,and I approve of this message
We should have more polls like this.

Enough of the Brewer stroking! That goes for The Pants as well....Jeezzz

Let's hear from the member's that think Brewer's a complete dddick head...

Has to be a few... Rapid Robert may be? lol

Bet Brewer would appreciate a few post...

Mf

I think you're a dick

mF whats your beef with brewer? you start this great and wonderfull thread and now you want brewer's supporters to dist me. why?

Me thinks MF likes to yank peoples chains, once in a awhile.

Wow...wow...

What's with all the hostilities headed Mf's way?

Let's keep this about Brewer...

Mf

I meant to zing, not sting!

I enjoy Brewer's posts.

the todd like discussing the finer points of beer production with the brewer...the todd agrees that the industrial production of cheap beer has created huge tears in the very fabric of a civil and just society.

Fish on...

Todd

http://www.xtheband.com/index.html

It's an "X", not a cross...

Fish on...

Todd

Wow, I haven't seen them since I was a Western student, some 25 years ago.

Todd, are you hard at work on my question?

Not yet...just taking a break from filling orders

Sorry.

Fish on...

Todd

I'm worried about KK...and that burning tipped over cross...

dewbie related...

Mf

I feel anything but little, these days lacing up my boots.

Mf

Ka-zzzzzzzzzzzzing.

Government worker....

Mf

aunty m not sure why your thinking that mf and brewer are releated. mf you get that... ??? oh and by the way brewer finds marsha to being a royal hotty. when marsha goes glassy eyed, OH MAMA!!!!! brewer talks hop alphas and bittering units with her when ever possible.

marsha+tillas+hoptalk=schwing!

brewer spent today brewing a old classic. bert grant's scottish ale, how many remember the scottish ale? i live across the street from a home brewer that has a very impressive home brewing system. he actually has a conicle fermenter. he makes some burly beers, his pale is trully great and the ipa is the bomb! grows his own hops too on the side of his garage.

brewer is kinda shocked that the baker hasn't chimed in on this hot topic.

I loved that Scottish Ale at Grant's brew pub in Yakima; then I heard it closed a few years ago. Very sad. Good beer and good food. I have no reason to go to Yakima anymore.

Sg

Grant's really was a great place. I had the pleasure of meeting Bert a few times at several beer events. Ironic that Yakima is absent a good brew pub considering the amount of hops that come from that area. Ellensburg has a pretty decent little brewery--Iron Horse Brewery. When I go to Yak now I drink in Bob's Keg & Cork. They have three beer engines and the coolest apparatus for serving wine on tap. You can place any bottle you'd like in it. Two tubes go in the bottle; one pushes nitrous (I think) and the other runs to the tap.

I took the plunge a few years ago and invested in two 15 gallon stainless conical fermenters. I use converted Sanke kegs in my system to brew 10 gallon batches. I built a replication of an English pub in my basement to serve it all.

The Pelican Brew Pup in Pacific City makes some excellent beer.

Is the Brewer familiar with their brews?

Pretty good place to sit back and have a cold one while watching the Dories come in.

So when are we having a party at your place?

I have two pinners, if'n you mean small gauge air nailers.

syko, yea brewer is familer with pelican pub. however have not been there though.

brewer worked under the ownership while bert was at the helm. he could have taken that brewery to siera nevada level if he would have gathered the proper people. instead he surrounded himself with goofballs, which opened the door someone like me to come in a become develope into the internet celeb you all know today.

eventually stimson lane bought it, they knew how to run wineries but had zero clue on how to market beer. beer and wine run on polar opposite marketing schemes. brewer bolted to bridgeport brewery during the skid that stimson lane put the grants brewery into. grants pub was popular a place to put a pint or two down.

Pelican always wins a medal or two at the GABF.

Next shindig at the Harley house is the Sunday of Memorial Day weekend. So get your honey-dos done on Saturday, come party on Sunday, and recoup on Monday.

They make good beer.

I go there and get really happy.

I awake the next morning feeling like crap and go fishing.

Somehow I new you had something to do with my alchahol problem.

sunday i was involved in brewing up a 15 gallon batch of GSA. it's bubbling away vigorously as brewer posts this. the OG is 12.5 hopefully it should finish out at 5.4 FG.


brewer is rather bummed that there wasnt more "hatem" posts on this thread. i know darn well there are several that just loathe me. wheres the DV post? or the baker post? he's a real jerk! and that eye doctor guy, am surprised he failed to square off on brewer. espeacially after that post about the bass guy only having a head and a couple stubbins poking out. brewer's comments on "the head" having boxes of baitcasters with backlashes was classic. or wondering if head has difficulty getting waders to fit was trully tasteless. betcha brewer bonks a state record native there would some choice hatems posted huh?

Brewer hates being loved. I helped a buddy brew up 15 gallons of an oatmeal stout and 50 gallons of a german alt about 6 weeks ago. He's got a nice little brew shop going. I was just talking to the guy I know with the brew shop and it turns out he was the one that got your neighbor into brewing Brewer. What a small world.

jerry, yea this is a very small world indeed. the hops my buddy has groing on his garage came from your buddy.

......Yawn......yawn.....

Uh, hey Brewer....this thread has ran its course bro....

Say, that dude fish4 brains....turns out he's a huge IRON MAIDEN fan....

So why don't you come over to the QUEEN thread and join the party....

Got some Lennon & Yoko shi@t too....

Mf

mf, this fish4brains, he a newb?

i have to agree that this thread was one of the best so far this 09. blew doors off the kalama boat down thread.

Mikespike wants to know if Brewer is familiar with Bear Republic Brewing? This was Mikespikes' introduction to micro-brews back in the 90's and it was in his home town! IPA, Red Rocket, Racer 5 - all within stumbling distance of home

brewer is not sure about bear repubic. maybe but not sure. hmmmm.

here's a link, but Mikespike can't get it to pour any beer out of the screen - good thing too or Mikespike would quit his job right now and go home fishing!

http://www.bearrepublic.com/

You can buy it around here, Hank, and it's pretty good...and then there's the whole line of "fishy" beers from FishTale Brewery in Olympia, too...the Wild Steelhead IPA is particularly good, and they donate a buck from every six pack of it to fish recovery efforts.

Fish on...

Todd

What are you implying Aunty? It's been really slow here today at work

your right aunty brewer don't play way. when brewer played soccer in spain everyone was on thier feet. the guys in the pic must be on the brittish jr. team.