They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

Awesome movie!!!

I say pit's with feces tipped bamboo stakes......and snares. If you catch one it'd be kind of fun to chain him up and watch him go through withdrawals.

Aunty,

Not lame at all. I'm planning to get the laser alarm that will use up to 3 or 4 sensors.

Also the stakeout. Now that I know where to take the body or bodies. I may not want to eat pork after that however.

Lovetofish,

It's a new house under construction. We don't live there. When I live there and someone tries to break in, it will be the last thing they ever do.

Sg

i hope someone finds em before you...good luck with that...i dont like the idea they are fixing the locks to come and go as they please...c

I have a backhoe for when you get to the "shovel" part.

Yeah, the backhoe, that's perfect.

I'm telling you Salmo, who had the cameras at their house on the river that captured the photo of the culprit who stole the hand tools?... that is the ticket in my opinion.

1 way,

I'm going to look for a new place to put the trail camera tomorrow. Problem is that all the good places that would get a good pic of the perp would be easy for him to steal the camera while he's at it.

I think Andy's backhoe would be more fun. I had a guy with a mini excavator over last Saturday. Big boy toys are way fun. Outside of sex and fishing, construction is the most fun a guy can have this side of just blowing sh!t up.

Dang! I forgot yet again to get a new burn permit. I like to be in partial compliance when my 25' x 25' burn pile exceeds the 5 x 5 the county allows.

Two friends have offered to loan me shotguns for the hunt. Hope you'll all write when I'm sent to jail.

Sg

Salmo g. this might be your guy
http://blog.seattletimes.nwsource.com/crime/2009/03/17/prosecutors_say_suspected_burg.html
Good Luck

Whatever you do don't try to dispose of them in a wood chipper. Saw that in a movie and the guy got caught.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qWFhDvURLg

Although maybe a more efficient one?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ji_-m_ylq10&NR=1