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Secessionist movement to be started by Inslee

Dogfish-

Please describe what caliber, grain, powder load, scope power, windage, etc. will be required to "touch" one of these oil rigs if it goes up off of the Washington coast. This is purely hypothetical, of course.

Interesting topic, reduce dependency on foreign oil, while putting our coast line at risk. Is the exposure higher with the tankers coming down from AK transporting oil, vs just drilling right out in front? Southern California has bunch of offshore platforms, perhaps someone can enlighten me

What I know about the safety of off-shore oil drilling you could put in a thimble. Have there been off-shore rigs that have failed and as a result, dumped millions of gallons of crude? I have read of failures, but don't recall spillage.

Like ol' One Way, enlightenment would be good here.

I think some republican types like visions of greased up roughnecks instead of women in bikinis, but I digress....


Toe tapper, toe tapper, this is reach around, over.

So it appears no one is an expert.... I say drill

Me too.

Yep..."hit it".........we had Inslee on the East side years ago as some sort of politician...he was flaky then!

Yep, lived in my back yard for years....Then Doc kicked his arse back to Seattle.

Drill now.

BTW, for a Brother hating (Union) guy...you're OK in my book.

Mf

Now that's some funny shi@t there!

Mf

Turn on your VHF up at Sekiu any August weekend this year. I'll be there every weekend, spewing radio gold.

11 years later, still talking about this MF'er

Around 1970 there was a big blowout in the Santa Barbara Channel, couple years ago there was Deepwater Horizon. Those are the two that come to mind off of the US coast. I seem to recall others off of other countries.

Inslee is a major fuktard. At 2:20pm today he'll tell us that fishing will open by Tuesday, May 5th. It took him over a month to figure out that boating and fishing carry the same risk for Covid…..basically none.

from what he said, and the email i have that WDFW sent me, all freshwater fisheries open on Tuesday... rivers are freshwater.. should be able to go back to what you were doing Jake..

It's excellent news that me and my younger brother Jaek will be able to get some springer fishing done.

Lol. Don't forget your other brother, DBS.

lol

"Immediate" is kind of a loosely defined term, isn't it?

Wow.. This guy is a fvckin lunatic...

Whats funny is people say don't listen to the other guy because he's not a doctor, then listen to this guy lie right to your face...


https://www.king5.com/mobile/article/new...rZDCOOGo787uUpg

What's he lying about?

Who's the other guy?

Is your job going start back up on May 4th?

lol

You just showed you're an idiot..

His stay at home order says you can't go out unless it's "esentuhl"...

Then opens everything up... Golfing essential? Fishing? hiking?

Technically no...

So why even open them?

So what idiots disagree with Trump keeping the meat plants open? Why not just shut off the food supply and cause a civil war.. Sounds better right?

Oh, this one is easy.

"According to two of Trump’s former top aides, he would wolf down “two Big Macs, two Fillet-O-Fish, and a chocolate malted.” All as one meal."

We mustn't interfere with that, for god's sake.

Beef plants are shut down (some)..

So who is McDonald's gonna get it from?

They gonna grow it in house organically?

I heard you like 2 guys at once, is that true?

Or was it 5 guys..

I thought the same thing??? I assumed it was a gaff ? What a knob.

Nate..it's not beef.

Really?

https://komonews.com/news/coronavirus/sh...lants-shut-down

Oh fuk! Strap in folks, it’s evo’s google show

Look at how a anti Inslee post just turned into a pro Inslee post just because i posted...

Y'all are fvckin sheep..

An *

Sarcasm eludes you....again.

Show proof i made it about me dick spanker...

All about meee beee right?

Fake ass bitch..

Careful men I think he's gona blow.

That internet is forever...


Remember that...

"dick spanker", says the weirdo who dreams about Dan while in close proximity of a nekked lady.

The real question is, Big Mac or Red Mill Bacon Cheese Deluxe?

What will evo choose?

Oh s! Forgot about red mill hamburgers, when I was slumming it in magnolia that was my go to. That and some pizza place, the name escapes me.

Paglioichis? Something like that

I evo’d it. Pagliacci

Pagliacci. Kine.

Neither..

I cook beast mode burgers and love them..

Based on your pic you also feast mode said burgers

Thank you

It's Pagliacci's and they are great, same as Pegasus aka Pizza Express...

Pagliacci is chronic.

Dwat, you lived in Seattle? I'm sorry.. Lol

Wow. Maybe Red Mill should use your recipe. Yeah, they'd get rich. And have jobs.

Yes lol. 7th grade through high school Olympia.

Seattle 2007-2010

Not my recipe..

Nice work Aristotle..

2007 you were in 7th grade?

About pizza, one of the best, if you like NY pizza, and I do, Brooklyn Brothers, in Everett of all places. Kickass. The Bowery...da kine.

No fauci, different times, people leave places and then come back. You know, personal growth and all that.

lol Didn't take you as a burger guy. lol

Seriously.. Don't be a dick..

These all day...

Watch the video..


https://youtu.be/IXfJUTU15UE

Yeah. Cuz he's getting hungry and you don't want him thinking about hot dogs at a time like this.

Why don't you say Da Kine a few more times and you might turn into something you aren't..

Nate - just so you know 75% of McDonald's beef comes from Marfrig Group out of Brazil. Very little of their beef is American. What little there is comes from Lopez foods in Oklahoma.

The cattle biz in Brazil has like 95% less regulations than here in the States. They can and do spray Agent [Bleeeeep!] Orange on the jungle to clear land for beef down there and the clown buys it for super cheap. Mmmm...tasty.

Wendy's bitches. Wendy's.

Why don't you blow me, you ignorant fuckhead? You know nothing about my da kine surfin' heritage.

lol

Sure, kid.

whait wut? eye no nuthieing abowt yew?

manz i tuagt i sayd dat be4...

you are the rancid groupie bitch that follows, me around, mabye reanaylyze your stance fvck boy...

Nick,, noted.. I dont eat MDs much at all anymore, but when Tyson operations close, theres gonna be a problem...

lol

Stroke? Is your face drooping?

Lol..

Surfing out of Westport isn't da kine brah.

he thinks smoking bunk weed, having a Hawaiian in his family, and watching 12 seasons of Dog the Bounty Hunter makes him such...

more like De Kline...

Does DBS stand for, don't be sad?

Dude seems like he needs a hug.

De Kline...lol

Whew....so evo can still snitch a couple of fivers from his mom or spoony's purse and get his Happy Meal. Crisis averted.

Evo the surf potato.

lol

ive only got a couple Hawaiian friends, plenty of Samoan and Tongan tho...

and fvck surfing...

Don't forget biceps, another sign of bingo wings or stroke

And neck tats

This.

So in despair, evotard resorts to making shitt up about people. lol.

Well I guess that makes you an authority then.

So are we having a civil war or not?
Huck the fuskies

*crawls back under his rock*

Duh.

And here again is Evo with his "celebrity by association" examples. He comes up short on Hawaiian friends, but raises the stakes with Samoans and Tongans. Let's see, how does this work, oh uh, I see your Hawaiians and raise you two Samoans and a Tongan . . . Sheesh, what a stupid twit.

Not to mention, what's the matter with surfing?

Obviously he can't surf..... and more importantly, doesn't even know anybody that does.

Duh.

Potatoes don't surf.

Ok. I laughed.

nah, i skated... much more technical, probably could still kickflip a garbage can, probably couldnt do a 10 stair gap, or from the upper level of the parking lot to the lower level at Renton Tech... rolled a few ankles doing that..

i know plenty of people that surf dimwit...

nah, not a fan of swimming..

would rather ride dirtbikes, fast cars, fast boats, fish, things like that..

and fvck Wild Waves...

Got overloads on that board?

Indys and Slimeballs, sometimes Venture...

had many many decks, from old Mike McGill to Vallely, to Birdhouse, Hawk, etc...

Oh, evo is so awesome. He can kickflip a garbage can.

So evo knows absolutely nothing about surfing, yet he can testify that skating is "much more technical" than surfing. lol. What an ignorant know-it-all. Or as Bugs Bunny would tell him, "What a maroon! Hahahahaha! What an ignoranimus!"

Keep digging that hole to stupid land, evotard.

lol

^^^

This.

Fish on...

Todd

there goes stewpihd again..

show me where i said i know nothing about surfing, go ahead, ill wait...

so just yesterday you said that i made up stories, and here you go making up stories...

hypocrite much?

I'd like to see Evo on a dirt bike.

lol

if you can keep up...

Teahupo'o, Nazaré & Jaws are simple, not technical waves that even beginners can surf. Chit - grannies are out there hangin' ten all the time. No sweat. Clearly, 10 step drop-ins down at the local skate park are much harder. Kick flippin' trash cans? That chit's HOF worthy.

The ability to flipkick over garbage cans is worthy resume material.....
SF

HAHAHA...I'm dead.

LOL! That video was great!

Getting launched over the handlebars when he hit the whoopdeedoo....lol. Did it hurt, evo? Is that how you got the head dent?

you try too hard groupie...

and seem to forget a lot of sh!t in the process...

You try too hard to make yourself look stupid, retard...

You can’t kick flip over a garbage can at your age...

ahhh yes, the almighty skate master has spoken...

clearly you know SH!T about pretty much anything, especially skating...

except for maybe gay ass rollerblades...

A potato on a dirt bike is almost as funny as a potato on a surf board.

You'd look so dumb trying to keep up with me on a bike. Your only chance is that I'd look back and die laughing at your bingo wings trying to hold your potato-shaped frame on to the handle bars.

lol

The flying W is what people used to call that. It was pretty common back before bikes had the awesome suspension they do now. Seat kicks you in the ass, you launch over the handlebars feet on either side, ass poking up in the middle, like a W.

what, on a CR 50?

go get whatever hunk of sh!t you can get your hands on and meet me up in the hills...

ill use my brothers bored CRF 450R...

try to keep up on your moped...

tuck your ears in too, dont want you to fly off the bike because of wind...

evo, bragging once again about someone else's possessions. Oh, it's bored too. Oooh, I'm ascared now.

So the logical conclusion is the evo can ride a bike cuz his brother has a bike.

Like clockwork..

Worthless groupie bitch..

Sure you will, fatty. A 450 with your fat ass on it is like a CR-50 for anyone else. You probably crush that bike into the ground with your weight while the engine strains under the load of your porky frame.

I don't have a moped. And you don't have a bike. Your brother has a bike, and he can probably ride. I bet he has a job, too.

Ever raced? Ever placed? Do tell.

Meet you in the hills? That sounds pretty gay - especially when you consider that you'd rather talk about me while your lady showers than give her any attention.

lol

and you just showed what a stupid fvck you are...

his bike will do 90 stock..

its not stock, and has been built...

oh and just a heads up, my brother is 6'2 250 right now, im 225...

solid work on the math retard...

come get some, ill smoke you faster than that bunk ass bullsh!t you 2 dickwads like to brag about...

we can always bet you know...

raced? nah, but ive raced against people who have and do, i also gave my knee brace to a good friend of mine because he needed it to get back racing...

guess how i obtained said knee brace, and for what reasons...

geek...

Oh look - butt-hurt Evo takes jokes seriously because he's a little girl.

I rode a Husqvarna 430XC when I was in high school, Fatty, so I know what bikes do and I also have read the Dark Side, so I know what your dumb mouth does, too.

You've never raced because you're a talker, not a racer - or a worker - or a surfer or anything else you claim to be other than a deadbeat that sponges off other people.

"I know a guy who raced!"

lol

There goes Dana lying again..

Truth hurts, huh, racer-guy?

So tell us about the races this other guy won.

lol

Which one?

So what is it Dana, truth or a joke, as you just said yourself in 2 consecutive posts..?

Lying ass bitch..

Anyways gotta run, it's my moms birthday and i gotta cook the Meyer prime ribeyes for dinner...

She deserves it..

The truth is, you don't race and you talk about the accomplishments of others because you have none of your own . The joke is that a 450 can easily handle a lard ass like you, but I acted like it wouldn't.

Boy, you're stupid.

Nobody cares about your love life

lol

Says the dickhead who replied to my post in only 4 minutes. You really gotta work on that self-awareness.

+1

Someone else's bike will do 90. lol.

Evo has now convinced me that he really is this dude:

HAHAHA...I'm dead.

Want me to buy it from him?

Go take some dong hits and STFU..

Yeah. Do it. Maybe put some racing numbers on it.

Does he have any trophies you can buy as well?

Ill use my archery trophies and sharpie them..

J..F..C Evo

So it's back to your darkside dick obsession again. What, dreaming about Dan in the shower isn't enough for you?

We've told you before. This is not a dating site.

You delete posts like you're old identity?

Groupie bitch.. STFU dumbfvck..

Eww. evotard stalks other darksiders. What a creepy retard.

Are you proud of yourself now, stalker?

you are old identity?


That makes no sense.

Is your mom making those steaks right now?

She already did...

I can't be the only one who laughed at this.
Underrated LOL

WORLDSTAR!!!

Evo - get that chit on video when you go to prove em' wrong!

^^^^^^^
This!

Since Evo has amounted to nothing, he's obsessed with his association with "truly dangerous dudes," Hawaiians, Samoans, Tongans, skaters, kick flips, brother's motorcycle, BBQing the steaks his mom bought, and on and on. All because without these associations, Evo's life amounts to zero. Congratualtions Evo! Good thing you know a guy; otherwise your life would amount to less than zero.

White night over here,when are you two gonna go on a date?

What time is the civil war? My schedule is free...

He's not a white night.. He's a normal individual that actually knows me personally..

And one of the best fisherman I've had the privilege to fish with...

Those steaks my mom bought last night were delicious, she will be buying them again...

She also bought herself this nice little fire opal and diamond cross... She hasn't got jewelry since my dad died so she figured it would be a good idea..

Love my mama, especially since she buys me everything...

Y'all got quiet REAL quick..

Why didn’t you buy and cook steaks for her? It was her birthday ffs

K

Attention whore heard from.

lol

Fvck that noise...

She gives me a good allowance of 10.32, because taxes.

Per week..


Ballin bitch...

Aww. evo wants to play. Ok, go ahead, put your head on the batting tee again if you like.

So, Myassisdragon, to answer your post delete fail, that evo feller apparently likes to put his head on the batting tee. You can too if you like. The rules are simple.

Say something incredibly stupid, defend it for 4 or 5 pages, always digging an ever deeper hole, and voila. Instant internet fucktardness.

Watch. evo will demonstrate.

Lol

I was out striper fishing. I do it every day. But alas Evo,you assume people here give a fk,I for one,do not.

Mad has more knowledge in his left pinky nail than you have amassed in your entire life, highly doubt it's a good idea to try to play internet games with him, groupie bitch..

Sure he does, house mouse.

Might wanna watch it Dana..

Why's that?

Watch what?

A new TV program?

Or are you going around making threats again?

Didn't take long to hook your dink ass...

lol

This is almost as fun as fishing for BASS!!

Sorry, pop up version is out of print.
MRB

Dana is turning into Hank..