#498335 - 03/27/09 03:34 PM
Re: Is this even possible? A true story.
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Has it been 28 days already since JLH last menstrated? Seems like yesterday.....lol
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#498338 - 03/27/09 03:44 PM
Re: Is this even possible? A true story.
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Registered: 01/02/08
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Has it been 28 days already since JLH last menstrated? Seems like yesterday.....lol That's totally offensive! do you know how many women don't want to be compared to JLH!?!
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#498345 - 03/27/09 03:54 PM
Re: Is this even possible? A true story.
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Three Time Spawner
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ive always considered myself a punk rocken hippie redneck....if thats not confusing i dont know what is.... That's exactly what I figured you were too... LOL
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#498347 - 03/27/09 03:55 PM
Re: Is this even possible? A true story.
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#498460 - 03/27/09 10:04 PM
Re: Is this even possible? A true story.
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River Nutrients
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Makes sense to me. Seems a bit more civilized to me than knocking each other teeth out over a stupid game. Probably more fun as well. I think you have a sick sense of whats fun I rest my case! Dew-b chimed in critical of my post, taking the bait deep into the gills. Bleeder! Some were confused and jumped in, thinking the fish had caught the fisherman. Not the case. The fish I had hooked, didn't realize that he was hooked and started tail walking, thinking that he would just disappear and swim away, with a small school of his rare ( vanishing breed) "R" fish brothers. No matter how hard the Dew-b fish fought, I had that hook set deep, and the knots were true. Name calling, and other useless typical rock throwing from the peanut gallery, could not distract me, or separate this Dew-b fish from that mistaken morsel. No matter how loud they yelled Liberal, or Democrat.... I held firm, because this fish deserved the wood shampoo, with the blessing of the majority here fishing these waters. I have my punch card ready, and this one's in the bag. Cries of support for violence in team sports, racism, anti Indian, guns, and whiskey was not enough, to distract me from the job at hand. Like Jerry said, I laid that bait in the right seam, bumping Dew-b in the snout, and he just had to bite... and bite hard he did. Fish ON! I love fishing, don't we all; but this one was way to easy.
Edited by John Lee Hookum (03/28/09 01:16 AM)
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#498503 - 03/28/09 12:50 AM
Re: Is this even possible? A true story.
[Re: John Lee Hookum]
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Registered: 09/07/05
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At this point on this thread it will almost seem like hijacking to bring up the topic of bobcats again but here goes. When I worked for the Game Department, a resort owner on a lake up by Tonasket found a bobcat cub under a cabin. It was probably 3-4 weeks old. The bobcat ended up at the Ephrata office where I worked and taken care of in a cage in the shop area. During the day it would have the run of the office and nap in the office assistant's in-box. It was very cool to be around such a beautiful animal. It was about two months before they found a place for it and by then it was a handful especially with the needle sharp teeth and claws. When it leaped about 6 feet from the counter onto a guy's back and hung on his coat, it was time to go.
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#498915 - 03/30/09 12:47 PM
When Bobcats attack!
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Registered: 05/03/01
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When Bobcats attack! Thought this was appropriate timing. Just remember what Jimbo says, "It was coming right at me!"
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#498922 - 03/30/09 01:18 PM
Re: Is this even possible? A true story.
[Re: John Lee Hookum]
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Makes sense to me. Seems a bit more civilized to me than knocking each other teeth out over a stupid game. Probably more fun as well. I think you have a sick sense of whats fun I rest my case! Dew-b chimed in critical of my post, taking the bait deep into the gills. Bleeder! Some were confused and jumped in, thinking the fish had caught the fisherman. Not the case. The fish I had hooked, didn't realize that he was hooked and started tail walking, thinking that he would just disappear and swim away, with a small school of his rare ( vanishing breed) "R" fish brothers. No matter how hard the Dew-b fish fought, I had that hook set deep, and the knots were true. Name calling, and other useless typical rock throwing from the peanut gallery, could not distract me, or separate this Dew-b fish from that mistaken morsel. No matter how loud they yelled Liberal, or Democrat.... I held firm, because this fish deserved the wood shampoo, with the blessing of the majority here fishing these waters. I have my punch card ready, and this one's in the bag. Cries of support for violence in team sports, racism, anti Indian, guns, and whiskey was not enough, to distract me from the job at hand. Like Jerry said, I laid that bait in the right seam, bumping Dew-b in the snout, and he just had to bite... and bite hard he did. Fish ON! I love fishing, don't we all; but this one was way to easy. Have a good Friday night talking to the internet JLH?
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#499015 - 03/30/09 07:04 PM
Re: Is this even possible? A true story.
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Have a good Friday night talking to the internet JLH? Or any day or night for that matter. I don't have to use a computer at work, because I am self employed and have my own. It may seem amazing to some, but they do sell personal computers ( PC's as they are called), that can be used anytime one feels like it. Gotta love technology and the freedom it offers. For some the Library may not be an option either, as their hours are probably limited on weekends and having little or no access until the following Monday. For me I can go online and post any time that I feel like it. I'm glad that you have access to a computer at your job and you can at least post between the hours of 8 and 5 PM, Monday thru Friday. I bet on Mondays you have a ton to post; not being able to post on the weekends, hence the above. There's probably a spike on Friday afternoon when your week with bosses computer ends. Anyway, now you know that some of us on this board are not cheating their employer, and using their bosses computer for non business related matters. You're not alone; I'm sure that there are others that do it, but none would admit it as you did, with your amazement of my using mines after 5 PM on a Friday. I hope that you managed to check out many of the other post's on this site that were posted after 5 PM on Friday. Must be hard to get any work done once you realize the many posts you've missed over the weekend, not having a computer of your own to keep up. If you'd like, I can sell you one that I don't use anymore. It's a little outdated but at least you can email and search the web. It's a P 4, and I'll sell it cheap to you, because I want you to be able to post anytime you feel like here at PP. I know the economy is hitting a lot of people hard. I have compassion for those like yourself, that need every penny they can scrape up, just to keep a roof over their head and 3 squares on the table; meaning that a computer purchase is out of the question. Let me know.
Edited by John Lee Hookum (03/30/09 08:39 PM)
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#499038 - 03/30/09 09:03 PM
Re: Is this even possible? A true story.
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River Nutrients
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I didn't read your whole reply. But I was happy to see that my one sentence comment prompted a novel. And one worth editing at that... So then you don't need a computer and it's after 5 on a Monday. I get it, you were just trolling around as troll will do. I think if you read the whole thing you will find that it was proper to the strange post you made with little clarity. Do you have a habit of making people feel sorry for you, because you come off so needy? Note: Refer to my previous post. Watch out now, and don't get hooked hanging out in the frog water that you seem to like so well.
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#499067 - 03/30/09 10:43 PM
Re: Is this even possible? A true story.
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River Nutrients
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Hodgeman. Get a new pair every year and still save $$$.
Who cares if the other kids laugh? I'm sure you have pairs of Hodgeman computers all over the place, and that's your choice. Probably buy one every other week or so as a replacement when one breaks, and you're still saving $$$. I bet you save all your broken and leaky non warrantied ones, and probably using one right now. Good on you. I'm not laughing, so you don't have to care. Please don't bite, because I don't care to wall mount a sucker fish, only trophies with more and better content. Besides most fish hanging out in frog water as yourself, are probably soggy old neoprene boots.
Edited by John Lee Hookum (03/30/09 11:14 PM)
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#499230 - 03/31/09 01:24 PM
Re: Is this even possible? A true story.
[Re: John Lee Hookum]
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Have a good Friday night talking to the internet JLH? Or any day or night for that matter. I don't have to use a computer at work, because I am self employed and have my own. It may seem amazing to some, but they do sell personal computers ( PC's as they are called), that can be used anytime one feels like it. Gotta love technology and the freedom it offers. For some the Library may not be an option either, as their hours are probably limited on weekends and having little or no access until the following Monday. For me I can go online and post any time that I feel like it. I'm glad that you have access to a computer at your job and you can at least post between the hours of 8 and 5 PM, Monday thru Friday. I bet on Mondays you have a ton to post; not being able to post on the weekends, hence the above. There's probably a spike on Friday afternoon when your week with bosses computer ends. Anyway, now you know that some of us on this board are not cheating their employer, and using their bosses computer for non business related matters. You're not alone; I'm sure that there are others that do it, but none would admit it as you did, with your amazement of my using mines after 5 PM on a Friday. I hope that you managed to check out many of the other post's on this site that were posted after 5 PM on Friday. Must be hard to get any work done once you realize the many posts you've missed over the weekend, not having a computer of your own to keep up. If you'd like, I can sell you one that I don't use anymore. It's a little outdated but at least you can email and search the web. It's a P 4, and I'll sell it cheap to you, because I want you to be able to post anytime you feel like here at PP. I know the economy is hitting a lot of people hard. I have compassion for those like yourself, that need every penny they can scrape up, just to keep a roof over their head and 3 squares on the table; meaning that a computer purchase is out of the question. Let me know. im just wonderin....do you have whats known as a ....."sense of humor"
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#499235 - 03/31/09 01:34 PM
Re: Is this even possible? A true story.
[Re: John Lee Hookum]
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MPD
Registered: 01/02/08
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I don't have to use a computer at work, because I am self employed and have my own. I'm glad that you have access to a computer at your job and you can at least post between the hours of 8 and 5 PM, Monday thru Friday. Anyway, now you know that some of us on this board are not cheating their employer, and using their bosses computer for non business related matters. JLH- I'm sorry I have to point this out, but since you are self-employed, doesn't this mean that you are only cheating yourself?
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#499258 - 03/31/09 03:23 PM
Re: Is this even possible? A true story.
[Re: Jerry Garcia]
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River Nutrients
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I was hoping the bobcat story would end up with locking the really good hunter buddy in the crawl space and running around and boarding the bobcat in.
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