Registered: 11/01/06
Posts: 1557
Loc: Silverdale Wa
RR Where do you find this stuff? You have to much time on your hand to find it and I must have to much on mine because I keep watching it. Another 1:47 of my life I will never get back. The wipe comment makes it all worth it though.
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Rocket Red
River Nutrients
Registered: 02/14/06
Posts: 2533
Loc: Elma
Originally Posted By: docspud
RR Where do you find this stuff? You have to much time on your hand to find it and I must have to much on mine because I keep watching it. Another 1:47 of my life I will never get back. The wipe comment makes it all worth it though.
My employee sent it to me. I should go ask him why he has time to find that stuff.
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Mikespike
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Registered: 01/02/08
Posts: 2544
Loc: Santa Rosa, CA
Originally Posted By: seastrike
I try to eat locally. I grow or catch or kill most of my food. If I start crying to trees sneak up behind me and give me the wood shampoo.
Seastrike! Be careful, those folks at the SRC might use this to their advantage next year!
As for the tree huggers, I quote Jack Handy: "Would we be so cavalier about cutting down trees if they screamed? Maybe not, if they screamed all the time, for no reason."
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Registered: 06/18/01
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Wow......bark humpers
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A lady from New York State, who was a tree hugger and a vociferous anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland. There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted to get a good view of the natural splendor of her purchase so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top, she encountered a Bald Eagle that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the lady slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch. In considerable pain, she hurried to the nearest country doctor. She told him what an environmentalist and anti-hunter she was and how she came to get all the splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go into the examining room and he would see if he could help her. She sat and waited for three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry lady demanded, What took you so long? He smiled and then told her, Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the U.S. Forest Service, the Bureau of Land Management, NYS Department of Environmental Conservation, and the Adirondack Park Agency before I could remove old-growth timber from a recreational area. Im sorry, but they all turned me down. << Previous JokeNext Jok
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Sol Duc
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Registered: 06/18/01
Posts: 15727
plus one Jerry
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