i hadnt noticed that the first time! BWA HA HA HA HA

The fat in the thighs, the hands, and the lack of an Adam's Apple leads me to believe you two would be incorrect. Gotta be all natural female. Gotta be.......

FOR THE LOVE OF GLUB I HOPE THAT'S THE CASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's really quite disturbing now, isn't it!?!

If that's a skank, I'll take 2

And I bet they'd both let you do body shots of Patron off them while they made out, naked of course!

Well, yes actually.

is this a fantasy of yours?

Which part?

is this an alcohol specific fantasy? or would some wild turkey do the trick?

Forget the booze, but would it make them hookers, instead of skanks, if we did lines of coke off their asses? Oh wait, I'm supposed to be a role model for you!

you are being a role model, just probably not the kind that you want to be....

and no, they would still just be skanks....

Good job! You passed the test. Since no money exchanged hands, you won't get arrested for solicitation.

i got my education on the street....of course i passed the test

I can see how you Americans would be disturbed since you have no Scotsmen bandying about your country in kilts.

Camilla has a "man bulge" too, huh?

I wouldn't know - I'm afraid to be alone with her. I have other "outlets". As your comic actor/director Mel Brooks said in History of the World, "It's good to be da king!"

PS Please refer to our conversation on concealed weapons and bulges - I specifically stated I didn't want to give Camilla the wrong impression.

Anti-Swine Antidote

Dang, that's a tear jerker. Warning needed.

Ok then, even better "cultural enlightment."