#510162 - 05/22/09 09:35 PM
Re: Westport sea lions. Nuisance or hazard?
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I'd pay money to see you take on a 200lbs cougar with a hockey stick, and not one of the ones you get off CL. . . ..
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#510170 - 05/22/09 10:59 PM
Re: Westport sea lions. Nuisance or hazard?
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I'd pay money to see you take on a 200lbs cougar with a hockey stick, and not one of the ones you get off CL. . . .. Zing! Although I think Dave does use a hockey stick to get them out of bed in the morning. Very... hard.. to.. type... with.... tears.... in... your.... eyes.
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#510172 - 05/22/09 11:00 PM
Re: Westport sea lions. Nuisance or hazard?
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Anybody heard from "Fly" lately? Somebody needs to explain to him that that isn't a reward for shooting the Sea Lion.
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#510184 - 05/23/09 12:16 AM
Re: Westport sea lions. Nuisance or hazard?
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You might keep that hockey stick handy for that bear that's roamin the town though Dave. They have a bit shorter reach than the cougars and I think they said he is only about 125lb, a little under your "usual" weight class, you should be fine.
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#510198 - 05/23/09 02:17 AM
Re: Westport sea lions. Nuisance or hazard?
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Ornamental Rice Bowl
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Ok this is going to kill you sealion ranger...new girlfriend...thin....attractive. Yeah I know. What's she doing with me. Well, when she's done with you, send her on out to the coast... unless of course she's got somethin' against Ornamentals. Never mind... that was the Bowmore talkin'. Or was it the Cuervo?
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#510271 - 05/23/09 03:48 PM
Re: Westport sea lions. Nuisance or hazard?
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Here Aunty and every one else. Lets help this guy out. Feel free to add to this and post anywhere you think it might do some good.
WIMMEN wanted: Deranged Redneck Ornamental Eye Surgeon with a serious anything to do with salmon problem in search of athletic 27 to 35 year old attractive mate that loves to fish. Successful candidates will be able to sustain a min of 60 rod hours a week for at least one month at a time. Be proficient in both boat and house cleaning, Hold a pee for 13 hrs or not complain about peeing in a open boat with 3 or 4 guys she has never met before. Travel only to Alaska to fish all day long for 10 to 20 days strait with about 3 hrs rest a night . Capable of tying a Bimini twist on her own, cut plug and brine bait, cure eggs and correctly wrap a quick fish while she gets her 3 hrs of rest. Needless to say being proficient at towing, launching a boat along with parking truck and trailer are mandatory. Most importantly a positive attitude while continually insisting that he invites friends over to take fishing, cook for and drink with are an absolute must.
Send photos of yourself your boat or boats and what ever gear you may own along with your fishing history. Recommendations from fathers and fishing partners may be of help as well. All apps will be evaluated by Achewter and the top 20 percent will be passed on. All applicants must be open to and prepared for a screening date.
Edited by Achewter (05/24/09 03:31 PM)
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#510281 - 05/23/09 05:41 PM
Re: Westport sea lions. Nuisance or hazard?
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why does it have to be a wimmen?
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