Welcome back, folks! We're watching a great match today between Lund and Stam! If you are just tuning in to The Dark Side of Sports, the score is now Lund love and Stam 15.
The crowd quiets down now as Lund fires off his serve!
Stam is Gay. You have AIDS.
Great serve! A liner to the back court that just hit the line.
Uh oh, some hecklers from the crowd just got on Lund's nerve. Lund is letting the crowd know how he feels!
Try something new. maybe the watermelon one!
Wow! An intense verbal argument between the PP Peanut Gallery and Lund! Looks like Lund as upped the bet on the winner of this match!
Sure looks like Lund is putting himself out of this match! He's now directing his game at the fans!
Actually I was attending the NW KKK meeting and it ran over budget this month due to a shortage of the working class. So hard to find good help these days. The work is so thankless.
The serve finally makes it's way to Stam who rips it right back at Lund!
AIDS would be no problem compared to a lifetime sentence of being you.
A great shot by Stam but it just went past he line and was called OUT. Oh boy, Stam isn't going to be too pleased with the line judge on that one.
Yeah, it appears Stam really thought that this one was in and a winner!
The score is now:
Lund 15
Stam 15
Don't change that channel folks, as we are witnessing an epic battle between the two top seeded heavyweights! We'll be right back after these words from our sponsor.......
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