#513412 - 06/10/09 02:20 PM
Re: "“This is not a petting zoo"....
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In Enumclaw that would be equivalent to KK running a Landscaping/Bordello outfit.
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#513414 - 06/10/09 02:24 PM
Re: "“This is not a petting zoo"....
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The UW used those goats to do some landscaping near the Burke Gillman Trail last year.
Was kinda wild to be riding my bike along the Burke and to see a roped off area full of goats munching away on the hillside.
And yes, there was a Goat Herder there.
Bet not too many people can put down "Goat Herder" on their resume!
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#513419 - 06/10/09 02:56 PM
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Aunty- you knew this was coming - which one is the "goat"? They used goats down here at Chico to remove thistles at one of the parks. The thing that caught my eye was the goat in the tree - climbed up on a low hanging limb somehow.
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#513437 - 06/10/09 03:49 PM
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Aunty, you do know that's not cheese being produced when you milk Chico don't you?
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#513444 - 06/10/09 04:25 PM
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I'm not short, I'm 'fun size'
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240 goats in one area! KK will be so happy.
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#513447 - 06/10/09 04:29 PM
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In Enumclaw that's a harem.
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#513465 - 06/10/09 05:50 PM
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I can see this thread getting kinda scary Getting? Too late.
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#513466 - 06/10/09 05:55 PM
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All "kidding" of course.
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#513468 - 06/10/09 06:05 PM
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Two men were walking through the woods and came upon a big, black, deep hole. One man picked up a rock and tossed it into the hole and stood listening for the rock to hit bottom. Nothing. He turned to the other guy and said "that must be a deep hole...let's throw a bigger rock in there and listen for it to hit bottom." The men found a bigger rock and both picked it up and lugged it to the hole and dropped it in. They listened for some time and....nothing. Again, they agreed that this must be one deep hole and maybe they should throw something even bigger into it. One man spotted a big log nearby. They picked it up, grunting and groaning, and threw it to the hole, listening intently......nothing. All of a sudden, a goat came flying out of the woods, running like the wind, and flew past the men and jumped straight into the hole. The men were astounded.
They walked on through the woods, and a little later met an old farmer who asked the men if they had seen a goat. One man told the farmer of the incredible incident they had just witnessed...they had just seen this goat fly out of the woods, and run and leap into the big hole. He asked the farmer if this could have been his goat.
The old farmer said "Naw, that can't be my goat...he was chained to a big log."
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#513471 - 06/10/09 06:07 PM
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A man raised animals on a small farm in the Midwest. The farm was a peaceful place. Then, one day a pig was found murdered in the barn.
Upset, the farmer was determined to find the killer. The only witness was a rabbit. The farmer lined up all the suspects: a cow, a young goat, a horse and a rooster. He told the rabbit to pick out the killer.
The rabbit hopped up and down the line. He stopped and nodded his head at the young goat. Nervously, the goat said, "I didn't do it!"
The farmer replied, "Hare's looking at you, kid."
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#513473 - 06/10/09 06:11 PM
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Hey, those are pretty cute AND accurate! does this mean there's a two goat minimum at your place?
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#513474 - 06/10/09 06:12 PM
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One night a burglar is trying to break into a house. He's sneaking across the lawn when he hears a voice - "Jesus is watching you!" He jumps, turns around, but he doesn't see anything. So he starts creeping across the lawn again. "Jesus is watching you!" He hears it again.
So now the burglar is really looking around, and he sees a goat staked on a chain by the side of the house. Thinking to himself this is very strange, the only other living thing here is that goat. So he says to the goat, "Did you say that?" The goat answers "Yes I did." So the burglar asks, "What's your name?" The goat says "Clarence." The burglar says "What kind of stupid idiot would name his goat Clarence?"
The goat laughs and says, "The same stupid idiot that named his Rottweiler 'Jesus'. "
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#513475 - 06/10/09 06:12 PM
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rancher named Clyde had a car accident. In court, the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning Clyde. "Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine,'" asked the lawyer. Clyde responded, "Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite goat, Bessie, into the..." "I didn't ask for any details", the lawyer interrupted. "Just answer the question? Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine!'?"
Clyde said, "Well, I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I was driving down the road... " The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Judge, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question."
By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Clyde's answer and said to the lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favorite goat, Bessie."
Clyde thanked the Judge and proceeded, "Well as I was saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my favorite goat, into the trailer and was driving her down the highway when this huge semi-truck and trailer ran the stop sign and smacked my truck right in the side. I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other. I was hurting, real bad and didn't want to move. However, I could hear ole Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans. Shortly after the accident a Highway Patrolman came on the scene. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he went over to her. After he looked at her, he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes. Then the Patrolman came across the road, gun in hand, looked at me, and said 'How are you feeling?'
"Now what the hell would you say?"
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#513535 - 06/11/09 12:53 AM
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Ah Teasers at Three Forks, never seen a dollar go so far. . . . . .
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