#518521 - 07/07/09 02:10 AM
Re: Michael Jackson died
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Rico Suave
Registered: 11/06/05
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The only thing I don't dig, is hearing about 50 year old dudes dropping dead. THAT SUCKS. (Like 1 1/2 years & I'm out?.... [censored] THAT!) I totally agree. I'm sick of the MJ media coverage. I was a fan for a brief period. Randomly his songs when heard EVERY-once in awhile, at a party or something, well they bring back a bit of memory and get the moves a going, but geez, I'm sick of this coverage. He's just a freak who once had some sweet dance moves nobody had seen before. Ya gotta be a freak yourself if your into all this MJ coverage and a super freak if ya actually want to go the funeral. Which means this is a world full of frickin' freaks, and it's perfect the funeral is in the land of freaks...LA.
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#518650 - 07/07/09 02:50 PM
Re: Michael Jackson died
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BUCK NASTY!!
Registered: 01/26/00
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Loc: Vancouver, WA
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Another media circus. All the same crap we've heard for years. He grew up poor...his dad hit him...he used to be black. Who cares? The dude was a wackjob. Peter-F'n Pan. That pretty much summarizes it in a nut shell... One rich Peter-F'n Pan............... Keith
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#518664 - 07/07/09 03:26 PM
Re: Michael Jackson died
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The Beav
Registered: 02/22/09
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Loc: Oregon Central Coast
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Put him in the frikin ground already!!! When was the last time the world cried this much over the death of a whack job pedophile?
I don't care how many albums he sold, how good he danced (if shrieking and grabbing your crotch is dancing), or any of that other 'world changing' garbage everyone is claiming. The dude said he said it was perfectly fine to sleep naked with little boys. Good riddance.
-Done
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#518843 - 07/07/09 11:52 PM
Re: Michael Jackson died
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The Beav
Registered: 02/22/09
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Do a search of the interviews he did post-civil suit settlement (of 18mil), sorry, I guess I should clarify, he didn't speak of himself being naked, but that it was "acceptable" to sleep with children, that children sleep naked because they are pure and innocent, and that he would "slit his wrists before hurting a child"...
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#518849 - 07/08/09 12:12 AM
Re: Michael Jackson died
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April Fool
Registered: 06/18/01
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Q: Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest song? A: "Don't let your son go down on me."
Rumor has it that Michael Jackson is in Switzerland undergoing cosmetic surgery on his pecker. Then the description the California Justice Dept got from the little boy won't fit anymore. Another rumor has it that he's finally going all the way and changing gender entirely.
Michael Jackson first wanted to look like Diana Ross, then a white person, now he wants to be A ROMAN CATHOLIC PRIEST.
Q: What's Michael Jackson's favorite nursery rhyme? A: Little Boy Blew.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Little Boy Blue. Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson.
Q: What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy? A: "The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
Q: What did Michael Jackson say when a boy in a car mooned him going down the road? A: "I'll be there!"
If you play thriller backwards, you can hear Michael confessing all the names of the boys he touched. That's why it is 14 minutes long.
Q: What is Michael Jackson's favorite gospel song? A: "And then he touched me"
I just bought a new car stereo... When you shout out "Soul", it plays soul music. When you shout out "Rock", it plays rock music. Some kids ran in front of my car, and I shouted "@#$% kids!", and it played Michael Jackson.
Michael Jackson's found a way to stymie that L.A. search warrant: He's invited Lorena Bobbitt over.
Q: How do we know Michael is guilty? A: Several children have fingered him.
Q: How will MJ pay off his old boyfriends? A: Liquefy some assets.
Q: Why doesn't Micheal have orgasms? A: The big payoff comes a couple of months later.
Q: Why does Michael like children so much? A: He knows how they feel.
Q: How did Michael get in trouble? A: He was feeling a little Randy.
Q: How is Michael dealing with his problems? A: He's holding his own.
Q: How are Michael's friends dealing with the problem? A: They're all standing behind him.
Q: What psychological problem does Michael still suffer from? A: Anal retention.
Q: How is Michael now? A: Feeling a little crotchety.
Q: Why does Micheal Jackson like to lose foot races to little boys? A: He likes to come in a little behind.
Q: What was the big break in the Micheal Jackson molestation case? A: A doctor did a rectal exam of one of the boys bringing charges and found ... a white glove.
Q: What is the most difficult thing to get out of little boys underwear? A: Michael Jackson's makeup!
Q: Why is Michael Jackson addicted to pain killers? A: To stop him from going OW! OW! OW!
Q: How does Michael Jackson keep his youth? A: Pizza and Nintendo.
Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?? A: He thought it was a delivery service. Rating :
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#523972 - 07/29/09 11:39 PM
Re: Michael Jackson died
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River Nutrients
Registered: 01/13/07
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Loc: Pasco Bulldog country
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Has anyone heard the latest?.......
Mf
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#523977 - 07/29/09 11:49 PM
Re: Michael Jackson died
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April Fool
Registered: 06/18/01
Posts: 15727
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Is he still dead ?
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#523984 - 07/30/09 12:24 AM
Re: Michael Jackson died
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Poodle Smolt
Registered: 05/03/01
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Loc: McCleary, WA
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MJ is dead? That'd be big news if that were true.
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#524143 - 07/30/09 03:23 PM
Re: Michael Jackson died
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MPD
Registered: 01/02/08
Posts: 2544
Loc: Santa Rosa, CA
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i heard on the radio that his personal physician injected him with some kind of narcotic drug that killed him. the humor is not lost on me that Michael Jackson was killed by a little prick Even if it is not true, i am quite pleased with that one.
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#524797 - 08/02/09 08:53 AM
Re: Michael Jackson died
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Juvenille at Sea
Registered: 04/27/09
Posts: 127
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thought this thread was dead, but here's bwp,spreading his love again.......all over his keyboard, screen, and maybe even his mj cd's
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#525014 - 08/03/09 07:20 AM
Re: Michael Jackson died
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Juvenille at Sea
Registered: 04/27/09
Posts: 127
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OK! S T F U!!!!!!!!! Nobody wants to hear you singing "Rockin Robbin" while you pull on your pud anyways.
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#525299 - 08/04/09 04:11 AM
Re: Michael Jackson died
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River Nutrients
Registered: 10/12/01
Posts: 2453
Loc: Area 51
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JHL -which one of us is the troll? Surely you don't mean me.
BWP, you're cool with me man. We've debated and discuss issues in the past and I find more similarities than differences.
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#528610 - 08/14/09 06:18 PM
Re: Michael Jackson died
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