Not quite the conversation piece that Dogfish's man-chair was, but it was necessary. My ex got the bed in the divorce and the now ex GF took hers with her recently, so it was finally time. I have had this project burning in the back of my mind for as long as I can remember, so when I gained access to some quality cured logs and combined them with some extra time and a need, here is what I came up with.

Last couple shots.

Nice work.

Looks good. I like working with wood but discovered I'm only good at outdoor projects where off by a 1/8 inch is perfect.

You got it set for vertical styles, but shouldn't you put some padding on that headboard somewhere?

edit: knock yourself out.

That is some nice work. You probably saved yourself a couple thousand dollars on that bed.

Beautiful!

wheres the camera stand gonna go? maybe you can rig one with a old shed antler. plus its gonna be tough to get handcuffs around those poles.

very nice and thanks for the idea!

How do you get handcuffs around the posts?

Nice, how did you mortise the carrier rails? Did you check to see if you could get your head stuck in the headboard gaps? It should stand up to alot of "abuse".

Put her hands in two different spaces, then cuff her wrists together. Such amateurs.

very cool ,nice job. BTW rope works better

Handcuffs? Ropes? Why all the fuss?

Grease up both sides of her head, force it between the headboard posts, and voila, just like visiting Enumclaw.

Wow- that looks great. You scored on some quality materials.

You been watching Alone in the Wilderness again?

Dude,

That ought to support Shaquanda!

NO!

I changed the sayng to, "Once you go back, you'll never go black".

Very cool, Sol!
Excellent craftsmanship!

Old school, each one fitted one end at a time with a mallot and chisel. Time consuming.

Makes it that much better though. I did that with the doors in my house too. Time consuming alroght. After I ruined three doors and my love for wood working, I went bought pre hung casings and quit my plans for a second career doing wood work.

Nice work Tim, a horizontal surface in every corner.

Funny as hell...Brewer and I had the same thought at the same time. Sort of sorry for distracting from your thread Tim
Nice wood working there bro. I was just busting chops there.
I liked the just grease her head and whatever comment too.

Holy sh!t.

I had no idea you had talent.



Looks f'n awesome, bro.

Great work bro!

Now get out and start practicing with your bow... We're gonna stack some bulls this year.......

Keith

A friend of mine show me how to do that with a chisel and mallet very time consuming and it takes alot of skill

There's beaver marks on your bed Tim. I'm envious of your skills. I struggle with woodworking projects but did repair my cracked front door frame but have a couple of more to fix. Friggin destructive kids. I'll provide the beer if you come over and help.

looks great...wish i had the patience to do something like that...love it, looks really nice...c

Nice work Tim! Many a plump rump will be greased and plumbed on that unit!

I tried using what I learned in a Fijian tiki carving class years ago to make one myself, but it totally sucks compared to yours............................................

Too funny Mingo....

That bed looks great Tim, nicely done.

Looks like you drilled a hole for the center of each mortise, did you drill out most of the waste and then finish with the chisel or was the therapy to use mallet blows the entire time?

brewer can see sol's face on this one..... drill out most of the waste? then finish with chisel? D'OH!!!!

Richard: I used a 2" diameter hole saw to start with, mostly for getting a consistent depth. I ended up removing most of the material with a chisel, but it was nice to have a flat bottom to work towards.

Nice work dude!

Nice work Sol! It was beginning to look real high class until you covered it with camo fabric. Now I'm inclined to think you're planning to use it as a hunting blind.

t.i.c.

Sg

Tim - good job. I think the camo is a nice touch myself.

Mingo - that bed puts a whole new meaning to the term 'pecker pole'.

I saw the topic, the topic starter, and thought this was the bikini thread.

Nice my OCD friend...but all the pillows are gay!

Hey, look at it this way, with that camo comforter, they'll never see you comin'. (Not that I want to see that. Please, no, unless you are the reincarnation of Peter North, then still, NO.)

Nice work Sol and when you wake up in the morning with some butterface chick the camo sheets will hide her well.

Sol-

are these "ribbed" for her pleasure?

You could nail some really fat chicks in that bed and it would take a real beating. Not that you would do that.....

I'll dry hump a manikin down at the Castle Superstore durring peak business hours before I tip another fat chick over.

PRICELESS!!!!!!!!!

You'll do it again,Sol. YOU WILL DO IT AGAIN













So will I





















Some people like aboo loomis would kill to do a fattie from forks

Huh?

Keith

You had to be there.

And you were not.

A stealthy bed like that....



Mf

Is this what they did when the men marched off to fight the Crusades?....."hurry back to some chainmail poonany boys!"

Actually, the way these Renaissance Fair girls are posed looks more like they're trying to take a crap and the one in the middle on the bottom appears to be getting some enouragement as she gives birth to a baby Tasmanian Devil....................

Mingo-
all i see is a black hole

brewer is thinking the blond in the middle w/the daerk unibrow is hot! she could get mid evil all over my romanisc chisled bod...

Bottom left, the one with the little bat wings.....is JG's.....

Mf

Bottom right. Nothing but the chainmail.

Well folks now he is back.

That's quite generous of you MF.

What is that picture all about, and where does the Japanese tourist in the upper right think she is?

Nice work.Good luck,
STRIKE ZONE

What's with redheads and Rennaisance fairs?

Unibrow looks doable but the bottom right "chainmail" "chick" looks like a dude so Irie can have him.

I'd like to spin the pink triangle in front around for a look see then see where it goes from there.

....sorry the rare double post rears it's slightly buzzed head....

yes row the pink triangle chain shows promise.