Maybe because it's immature.

Dead Deer In Clown Suit Left On Iowa Porch
Posted: 10:09 am PDT October 8, 2009

SIOUX CITY, Iowa -- You'll never see this clown in the circus.

Animal control officers in Sioux City, Iowa, say someone dressed a dead deer in a clown suit and wig and put it on a family's porch.

Officers suspect it was a prank, considering Halloween is approaching, but they say it's not funny, safe or acceptable.

The deer was discovered Wednesday morning.

Animal Control Officer Jake Appel says leaving a dead animal is immature and illegal. He says officers will dispose of the deer properly.

Sioux City police have not opened an investigation.
Copyright 2009 by The Associated Press. All rights reserved

Sick & twisted, but I shared that story with my assistant yesterday as my "headline of the day". I too got a chuckle.

Last year there was quite an uproar in Utah.
Two successful deer hunters loaded their quads back on the trailer.
They then took the two bucks that were in a state of rigor mortis and mounted them on the quads like they were riding the four wheelers, wiring their bodies in the riding position with baling wire.
Even had sunglasses on them.
Then proceeded to drive them down the highway while people screamed bloody murder.
Definitely not the PC thing to do, but I woulda liked to have seen it!

In S. Florida one of the most common Animal Control calls is removing Voodoo Curses from people's porches & front yards. It usually involves a live or freshly dispatched goat or chicken with a bundle of junk tied around it's neck. Sometimes they even find crap like human remains, bloody feathers, & blowfish poison in the bundles. The AC officers have to call in a deputy who wears a mask & gloves when they open the bundle & remove the bundles before they can load up the animal.
Wacky schit.

That there would be a sight to see!!

When we were younger my buddy shot a spike deer and skinned it out from hooves to nose. He salted and cleaned the hide the best he could then he pulled the head over his and stitched the legs around his arms and knocked on doors trick-or-treating... Was hillarious to see until some lady about passed out when she opened the door.........

Keith

Kinda funny chit.Good luck,
STRIKE ZONE

Deer mounted on the quads would have been great to see.