If a conservative does not like guns, he does not buy one. If a liberal does not like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
If a conservative is a vegetarian, he does not eat meat. If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy. A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.
If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life. If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
If a black man or Hispanic are conservative, they see themselves as independently successful. Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection.
If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation. A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.
If a conservative doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels. Liberals demand that those they don’t like be shut down.
If a conservative is a non-believer, he does not go to church. A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. (Unless it’s a foreign religion, of course!)
If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it. A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.
If a conservative slips and falls in a store, he gets up, laughs and is embarrassed. If a liberal slips and falls, he grabs his neck, moans like he’s in labor and then sues.
If a conservative reads this, he’ll link to it so his friends can have a good laugh. A liberal will type in the url for the ACLU because he’s “offended”.

Nothing like sucking yourself off, huh, wro....................

If a Conservative doesn't like the laws protecting our natural resources, they simply declare war on the environment.

wro...you made them look at themselves in an unfavorable light, and as every conservative knows, when you do that, liberals resort to insults
instead of insightful thruths. And they like to believe THEY are the enlightened ones.

You might as well get in on the sucking too, nynook.

Slurp the gurp.

Would you consider conservatives denying that we should stop our dependency on foreign oil and ramp up alternative energy sources as being in a bad light?
And the fruit of that plan is now we are buying the alternative energy technology from foreign countries, specifically China.
Why do conservatives hate America?

If a liberal does not like guns, he does not buy one. If a conservative does not like guns, he's a pussy.

If a liberal is a vegetarian, he does not eat meat. If a conservative is a vegetarian, he's a pussy.

If a liberal sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy. A conservative doesn't care if there's a threat at all, just wants to go kill some sand niggers.

If a liberal is homosexual, he quietly leads his life. If a conservative is homosexual, he meets men in Rest Area bathrooms, or assualts minor children. His wife, however, will "stand by her man"...because he probably beats her on a fairly regular basis, or her pastor tells her it's not her job to ever question her husband.

If a black man or Hispanic are liberal, they see themselves as independently successful. Their conservative counterparts are usually insane, like Alan Keyes, or idiotic like Richard Steele.

If a liberal is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation. A conservative blames it on niggers, spics, liberals, women, unions, intellectuals, people with educations, etc., etc., etc....

If a liberal doesn’t like a talk show host, he points out how idiotic the host is by using facts and logic, something that he is afforded due to having checked the facts himself. Conservatives parrot the talking points, without bothering to see if they're factual, or not...and doesn't care if they're factual, or not.

If a liberal is a non-believer, he does not go to church. A conservative non-believer will pretend to be one, anyway, to pander to the base.

If a liberal decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it. A conservative demands that we don't give it to anyone who's not white, born here, and doesn't think Rush Limbaugh is smart.

If a liberal slips and falls in a store, he gets up, laughs and is embarrassed. If a conservative slips and falls, he grabs his neck, moans like he’s in labor and then sues, blaming on the illegals that surely are supposed to keep it clean for the God-fearing white folks.

If a liberal reads this, it will be for entertainment purposes only, since liberals like to read actual facts and make up their own minds. A conservative will take it as a fact since they got it in a mass email, and then heard Rush read it on the radio.

And, lastly...if a conservative gets a mass e-mail, he'll quickly copy and paste it to the InterWebz, regardless of whether or not it has a shred of truth or fact in it...conservatives don't need facts, and have little love for the truth.
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The American people will never knowingly adopt authoritarianism. But, under the name of "conservatism" they will adopt every fragment of the Christo-authoritarianism program, until one day America will be an authoritarian nation, run by hypocritical "Christians" bent on American hegemony and a deep distaste for some "enemy", whichever one is most convenient at the time to keep the hate machine purring along.

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This making $hit up just for the hell of it is easy...and it's not surprising that conservatives do stuff like this all the time, since taking the easy way out and blaming their considerable failures on everyone and everything else, and then hating them for it, is par for the course for conservatives.

Fish on...

Todd

P.S. With regards to the title of this post...calling anything in the first post a "thought" is stretching the definition of "thought" to well beyond its breaking point. Calling the copy/paste of drivel from a mass email "thought" is almost as retarded as the "thoughts" contained in it...

Freespool

Last time I looked it was conservatives that pushed for ramping up offshore drilling and opening up ANWR. The Dems continue to block drilling our own reserves that would lessen our dependence on foreign oil.

We are now buying the technology from foreign countries, because the last administration would not consider alternative energy development.
Buying the technology now instead of embracing it 9 years ago has hurt our nation, so why do conservatives hate America?

Drill Baby, Drill!

Bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran.

You Betcha'

Conservatives only exist in their own minds.

So dumb, wro. I'd expect nothing more.

Got a stringer full this morning .

More like you $hit the bed and thought no one would smell it.

Fish on...

Todd

Monitor/keyboard.... meet coffee.

Then there is the moderate that looks at both of these fukking lunatics and says "I don't want lockstepping whackjobs running my country."
What a shame that it has to be either one or the other.

This!

and this.