#550987 - 10/30/09 07:35 PM
Re: Thoughts for the day
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Dick Nipples
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Then there is the moderate that looks at both of these fukking lunatics and says "I don't want lockstepping whackjobs running my country." What a shame that it has to be either one or the other. Difference is, when WRO or RvW puts up stuff like that, they actually mean it, and believe it's true...when I respond the way I did, it's called "satire"... Fish on... Todd
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#551047 - 10/30/09 09:04 PM
Re: Thoughts for the day
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Wrong -O Todd Allmighty...when you respond the way you did its called "paranoid delusion", aka "Idol Worship".. keep giving Obama that "Lewinsky Wet One"..just watch out for his minions who are jockeying into position to f**k you in the ass....
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#551052 - 10/30/09 09:13 PM
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Dick Nipples
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Wrong -O Todd Allmighty...when you respond the way you did its called "paranoid delusion", aka "Idol Worship".. keep giving Obama that "Lewinsky Wet One"..just watch out for his minions who are jockeying into position to f**k you in the ass.... I'm actually really starting to belive that you might not just be stupid, but actually be retarded. Have you seen a doctor lately? Call Bill Frist...he can diagnose you over the phone. Fish on... Todd
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#551055 - 10/30/09 09:20 PM
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Then there is the moderate that looks at both of these fukking lunatics and says "I don't want lockstepping whackjobs running my country." What a shame that it has to be either one or the other. Difference is, when WRO or RvW puts up stuff like that, they actually mean it, and believe it's true...when I respond the way I did, it's called "satire"... Fish on... Todd Todds' wigglin' like his little pink worm in a small un-named hole.
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#551109 - 10/30/09 11:30 PM
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#551522 - 11/01/09 11:54 AM
Re: Thoughts for the day
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If a liberal does not like guns, he does not buy one. If a conservative does not like guns, he's a pussy.
If a liberal is a vegetarian, he does not eat meat. If a conservative is a vegetarian, he's a pussy.
If a liberal sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy. A conservative doesn't care if there's a threat at all, just wants to go kill some sand niggers.
If a liberal is homosexual, he quietly leads his life. If a conservative is homosexual, he meets men in Rest Area bathrooms, or assualts minor children. His wife, however, will "stand by her man"...because he probably beats her on a fairly regular basis, or her pastor tells her it's not her job to ever question her husband.
If a black man or Hispanic are liberal, they see themselves as independently successful. Their conservative counterparts are usually insane, like Alan Keyes, or idiotic like Richard Steele.
If a liberal is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation. A conservative blames it on niggers, spics, liberals, women, unions, intellectuals, people with educations, etc., etc., etc....
If a liberal doesn’t like a talk show host, he points out how idiotic the host is by using facts and logic, something that he is afforded due to having checked the facts himself. Conservatives parrot the talking points, without bothering to see if they're factual, or not...and doesn't care if they're factual, or not.
If a liberal is a non-believer, he does not go to church. A conservative non-believer will pretend to be one, anyway, to pander to the base.
If a liberal decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it. A conservative demands that we don't give it to anyone who's not white, born here, and doesn't think Rush Limbaugh is smart.
If a liberal slips and falls in a store, he gets up, laughs and is embarrassed. If a conservative slips and falls, he grabs his neck, moans like he’s in labor and then sues, blaming on the illegals that surely are supposed to keep it clean for the God-fearing white folks.
If a liberal reads this, it will be for entertainment purposes only, since liberals like to read actual facts and make up their own minds. A conservative will take it as a fact since they got it in a mass email, and then heard Rush read it on the radio.
And, lastly...if a conservative gets a mass e-mail, he'll quickly copy and paste it to the InterWebz, regardless of whether or not it has a shred of truth or fact in it...conservatives don't need facts, and have little love for the truth. _________________________
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This making $hit up just for the hell of it is easy...and it's not surprising that conservatives do stuff like this all the time, since taking the easy way out and blaming their considerable failures on everyone and everything else, and then hating them for it, is par for the course for conservatives.
Fish on...
Todd If a liberal uses the word "Nigger" (multiple times), nobody seems to care. If a conservative uses the word "Niggardly", all hell breaks loose since this word sounds similar to one that offends certain people when someone who isn't them says it. Go figure....
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#551570 - 11/01/09 05:26 PM
Re: Thoughts for the day
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Dick Nipples
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Looks like grumpy needs to use dictionary.com, too, to look up the definition of "satire"...
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Todd
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#551585 - 11/01/09 06:14 PM
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River Nutrients
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sand niggers.
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Todd Talk about totally uncalled for... Doesnt matter if its used as sarcasm or not! So you call it "satire" to make it look alright!!!
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#551597 - 11/01/09 07:18 PM
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Or else Todd needs to pull his own dusty copy of Websters down off the shelf. Main Entry: sat·ire Pronunciation: \ˈsa-ˌtī(-ə)r\ Function: noun Etymology: Middle French or Latin; Middle French, from Latin satura, satira, perhaps from (lanx) satura dish of mixed ingredients, from feminine of satur well-fed; akin to Latin satis enough — more at sad Date: 1501 1 : a literary work holding up human vices and follies to ridicule or scorn 2 : trenchant wit, irony, or sarcasm used to expose and discredit vice or folly synonyms see wit While what you spew may qualify as sarcasm, I would hardly classify it as wit. No, you were merely regurgitating the same old tired euphemism for the sake of, what was your point again? Cheers
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#551609 - 11/01/09 08:51 PM
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Dick Nipples
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I know this might be hard for some of the wingnuts to gather up in between Beck and Hannity marathons...
Note that this thread was started by a wingnut spewing a bunch of indefensible garbage that he likely received via right wing mass email, the preferred method of "finding the truth" for the wing nuts.
I took the garbage WRO was spewing, and turned it around exactly 180 degrees, in an effort to show how retarded it was.
That's called satire...I don't even have to mean or believe the things in my reply post to make it so.
The fact that you dimwits don't like it, and can't understand that it's satire, is pretty much definitive of the fact that it is indeed satire, and effective satire at that.
Fish on...
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#551615 - 11/01/09 09:09 PM
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niggers, spics
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Todd You can spin it how you want this is wrong!!!
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#551631 - 11/01/09 10:18 PM
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Dick Nipples
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The fact that a few of you are too ignorant and/or stupid to know what satire, or irony is, is no excuse to remind you that you are both ignorant and/or stupid.
'Nuf sed.
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#551636 - 11/01/09 10:35 PM
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Does this have anything to do with being fired as mod? Todd's just angry is all.
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#551640 - 11/01/09 10:41 PM
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How else do you think he knows about the PM Timber sent in??
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#551641 - 11/01/09 10:42 PM
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Not anymore!!
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#551670 - 11/01/09 11:24 PM
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Not sure why everyone things Todd is a mod ... he hasn't been, and isn't currently. Even on "this side", things are a little too dark here ... good night!
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