Roommates sister just arrived, and unkown to me is 21 and HOT!!! wtf

She's staying for a week, and just mentioned the she loves to party.

what to do, what to do?

Show her your muscles!

post pictures of her here, immediately! video will get you bonus points

it is not real if there are no pictures

oh yeah, call in sick to work all next week or tell them you died. film everything

Get on the internet and discuss it with fishing buddies while she finds someone else to play with.

Drink lots of coffee so you can keep up with her. I know you know where to get some.
Thanks again for the coffee! Keeps my teeth grinding at the right level.

Take her to the liquor store to buy her favorite libation, invite a couple other friends over for drinks tonight, get her buzzed up, then tell her to come to your room so you can show her your favorite rod.

WWSD?...

What Would Sol Do?

Act like you don't give a sh&t. If you hard press, you'll scare her away. You've got a week, so time is on your side. Pick up on little things she talks about and then bring up something similar a day or two later that will bring her into conversation. Be cool, but not too cool.....you're not Merg. When you do talk to her, ask questions......women like to talk about themselves and their lives/friends/family, they don't want to hear you talk about a trophy steelhead that spit the hook at the net.

If all the above fails............do tequila shots.

Snake Pliskin

Start looking for a new room mate.

what are you, 12?

Pics or it didn't happen. Get video.

Amateurs.

A real man needs nothing more than a pint of Mad Dog and a couch. You should have had her clothes off within five minutes.

Snake Pliskin is an Operator.

by the way, if you don't deliver on the pics and/or video, i know this guy named Parker that can change your avatar picture into Merg in a bikini. no pressure.

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Willing to make the sacrifice

Install a shower cam

Thanks Dan, for the thumbs up.

Like Sam Kinison said, "I love women, my record proves that".

I likin it to fishin. You might get hooked up on the first cast. You might get snagged have to re-tie a couple times and fish all f'n day to even get a bump. Be assured you are fishn' my friend and you'lle have a week experience with the same hole.






P.S. roomates pay half the rent

If you need to ask, I can't help you.

My question was more of a rhetorical one.

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That's what I was about to say...if you have to ask, you probably wouldn't understand the answer

Fish on...

Todd

Come on Todd...lend him the candy van for the weekend.

Just to make it clear...I don't own the Candy Van in the pic.

My van is officially known as the Murder Van, and makes the Candy Van look like...well...a candyass van.

It's not the kind of van that should be allowed in the hands of rookies...only very experienced folk should get behind the wheel, much less use it to pick up chicks.

I'm very experienced at it...chicks dig the MV.

Fish on...

Todd

It won't matter how you play it.... the chances are she already knows you're a dork...

...otherwise you would'a scored the roommate already and be asking about a 3-way

Hey Drift, ignore most of these guys remarks and ribbing. The last time they had a chance with a 21-year old hot chick was when Nixon was in office. Do your best, be yourself, have fun and good luck. A posted pic would be nice..........most of the guys here would run to the bathroom and do some serious monkey-spanking. The rest of us would give you a nod of "good job".

Good Luck.

Snake

So Todd owns the Stabbin' Cabin? Even better.

Family is probably important to her.

But hide the Barry Manilow CD

I'll only respond to the title of this thread......Yes, you do. (Advice, stay low)

Piper ! his roomy is a dude

if thats the case ...raw steak is good for black eyes and craiglist is a good place to find new roomates...

Have a big f'n stash of alcohol only accessible to you. She'll come to you.

You Tag it ?

Must have been one hell of a weekend.

Beanie dude gets rejected.

WTF? An update for those less fortunate and married would be appreciated.

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And Sol Duc, that has got ot be the most annoying avatar image used anywhere on the internetz. Some dude on SH.net had it for a year and I think threads were started thanking him when he finally CHANGED IT.

That's our oldest boy...were very proud parents.

if that was my kid id cut my dick off and throw it away, you would owe society at least that much assurance you wouldnt make any more of god's mistakes.

The family resemblance is unmistakeable.

hehehehehehe