Congratulations,.....really.

Although, before you go patting yourself on the back for taking your kid to foreign countries and plastering a "father of the year" bumpersticker to your Yugo I should point out to you just how stoopid you sound.

So your kid scores in the top percentile but isn't smart enough to understand "dick" about a 30yr old movie? Interesting.

She's been to several places (which apparently is a measure of intelligence) but can't make the connection between popcorn and blow? Especially when used in this context?

Might be time to go back to the drawing board.

Look, you've got every right to expose your kid to things like this, to a degree. Where I have a problem is where this is making light of drug use, violence, and murder in the form of a child's school play. If you don't think that confuses the chit out of a 6yr old then you are completely dilluted.

Like it or not it's your responsibility as a parent to shelter your kids from things they are too young to understand. Do you let your 6yr old watch porn?

If so, hey, it's your prerogative. Just don't be suprised if the state controlled child protective gestapo shows up at your house one day to make sure you are "fit".

And, yes,......I have a passport. Thanks for your concern.

A parody (pronounced /ˈpærədiː/; also called send-up or spoof), in contemporary usage, is a work created to mock, comment on, or poke fun at an original work, its subject, author, style, or some other target, by means of humorous, satiric or ironic imitation. As the literary theorist Linda Hutcheon (2000: 7) puts it, "parody … is imitation, not always at the expense of the parodied text." Another critic, Simon Dentith (2000: 9), defines parody as "any cultural practice which provides a relatively polemical allusive imitation of another cultural production or practice." Often, the most satisfying element of a good parody is seeing others mistake it for the genuine article.
Parody may be found in art or culture, including literature, music (although "parody" in music has an earlier, somewhat different meaning than for other art forms), and cinema. Parodies are sometimes colloquially referred to as spoofs or lampoons.

Yes, that is the word I intended to use.

Hahahaha... anyone who had been paying attention would realize in this day and age, no school would put on such a play. If you point your finger at another student pretending you're shooting at him, (cops and robbers style) you get suspended, even in kindergarten.

I just wonder how long before dirty looks are cause for suspension?