We'll have to break in the new deck.

Today's installment

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Me: You must be William,

My name is Sarah, and I'm Andy's mistress. Andy passed away overnight. A blood clot moved up from the injury to his legs from his auto accident, causing a massive stroke.

He seemed to be doing quite well, considering his injuries, and he gave me instructions to send you a cashier's check to the address in Lima, OH. I sent it Fed Ex, should be there tomorrow.

I will miss him so much.

God bless.

I just spit coffee on my keyboard. A little disappointed your mistress is named Sarah...I figured you for a Monique or Destiny.

sense andy "death" was caused by "william's" fraud. can william be charged with murder?

And it continues....

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Scammer: 1:30pm - Hello let me read from you about my check today.You promise to get back to me yesterday and still have not read from you.


Me: 6:18pm - Is this William, the man buying Andrews driftboat? I'm Hillary, his wife. He passed away last night due to complications from a stroke. He was in an auto accident yesterday running some errand. A blood clot made its way from his leg injury to his brain and he had a massive stroke. So tragic a loss. Thankfully, my good friend Sarah was there to help him pass peacefully, as I was late returning from a meeting.

What check? Sarah said she sent a cashier's check to an address in Ohio. Some shipper or something.

So sad. I need to talk with the attorneys now to settle his affairs. Let me know if there is anything else I need to do.

Hillary.

I really like Sarah. She's into BDSM.


....and chickens.

Scammer: 6:50pm - Am sorry about him.I did not get any cashier's check.Kindly let me know the tracking number for the check that was sent.

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At this point I think I need to let William know that Sarah has the tracking information. Should I give him the FBI field office phone number in Seattle?

I can't wait to watch this on an episode of Cheaters w/ Joey Greco...
Or The X files...lol

He didn't tell poor Hillary of the affair. How rude.

I gave him the FBI field office in Seattle.

Funny chit.Good luck,
STRIKE ZONE

I'm gonna be rich # 2. Does anyone want to engage this Magoo? Could be fun for those with the time.



FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION FBI.WASHINGTON DC.
WASHINGTON D.C ROOM,7367
J. EDGAR HOOVER FBI BUILDING
601 4TH STREET,NW
WASHINGTON,D.C 20535.


RE: FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION SEEKING TO WIRETAP THE INTERNET.


Attention,

We are to inform you that we got a call from Mr Horst Hieter Haensgen today stating that you was asked to secure the diplomatic bullion boxes needed to deliver your fund to your door-step, which we have investigated and we find out that you are suppose to secure it so that your Package will be deliverd urgently without any delay.


we are to inform you that we have investigated and we find out that Mr Horst Hieter Haensgen and his colleague are the Comptroller of Fund Movement Terminal and Director of Statutory Department
of Inter Banks Credit Commission.

Mr. Horst Hieter Haensgen is in charge of the West African Terminal of the right office you are to deal with.



You are to go ahead and secure the diplomatic bullion boxes needed to deliver your fund to your door-step so that the diplomats can proceed to your door-step immediately.


Here below is the contact information provided by Mr. Horst Hieter Haensgen for further directives on how your delivery will effect.

Name: Mr. Horst Hieter Haensgen.

E-mail address: diplomat.hieter_haensgen1@hotmail.com

Telephone: +234-813-838-9852


And make sure you keep us updated.


ROBERT SWAN MUELLER III
WASHINGTON D.C ROOM,7367
J. EDGAR HOOVER FBI BUILDING
601 4TH STREET,NW
WASHINGTON,D.C 20535

Any more news on this?

Keith

Any takers. Fun to be had on the dark side.



HONEST AND RELAIBLE REPRESENTATIVE REQUIRED.
A & Z International Limited is a company in Latvian. A leading name in textile, we produce and distribute clothing materials such as batiks, assorted fabrics, traditional costume and general sales of goods and services worldwide. We have reached big sales volume of textile materials in the U.S. Quite soon we will open representative offices or authorized sales centers in Europe but meanwhile we are currently looking for honest, reliable and God-fearing person(s) to employ that will assist us in the area of receiving our payments from our USA clients and the person(s) that is/are qualified for this job MUST BE A RESIDENT in USA.
WHAT YOU NEED TO DO FOR US?
The international money transfer tax for legal entities (companies) in Latvia is 25%, whereas for the individual it is only 7%. There is no sense for us to work this way, while tax for international money transfer made by a private individual is 7%. That's why we need you! We need agents to receive payment for our textiles sales and services we have rendered and to resend this money to us via Money Gram, Western Union Money Transfer or a provided bank account as we deem fit. This way we will save money via tax decreasing.
JOB DESCRIPTION!
Receive payment from Clients and Deduct 10%, which will be your percentage/pay on Payment processed then 4. Forward balance after deduction of percentage/pay to any of the offices you will be contacted to send payment to/ or any of our clients overseas (Payment is to be forwarded by instruction).
NOTE: All charges of the WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER, MONEY GRAM or A BANK WIRE TRANSFER will be deducted from the money received on our behalf, so you are rest assured that you wouldn't spend a dime out of your personal 10% money.
HOW MUCH WILL YOU EARN?
Ten percent (10%) from each operation of any money you receive on our behalf! For instance: you receive US$7000 on our behalf then it means you will get the sum of US$700 which is 10% of US$7000. At the beginning your commission will be 10% though later as we progress it will increase up to 12%! ADVANTAGES you do not have to go out as you will work as an independent contractor right from your home office. Your job is absolutely legal.
You can earn up to US$3000-US$4000 or more monthly depending on time you will spend for this job. You do not need any capital to start. You can do the Work easily without leaving or affecting your present Job. The employees who make efforts and work hard have a strong possibility to become managers. Anyway our employees never leave us. But the problem we have is trust, honesty and transparency and absolute loyalty to the growth of our dear establishment.
Honorable agent/representative know that we have good arrangement with the law enforcement agency in Washington, that if anybody tries to or gets away with our money they will definitely get hold of such individual and will face the consequences.
MAIN REQUIREMENTS

18 years or older legally capable and responsible ready to work and please know that everything is absolutely legal. If you are interested in our offer, please respond with the following details in order for us to reach you:
# FULL NAME
# CONTACT ADDRESS
# PHONE NUMBERS
# AGE
# SEX
# OCCUPATION
# COPY OF YOUR INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT OR DRIVER'S LICENSE
Lastly and once again, this offer is FOR A USA RESIDENT ONLY otherwise do not bother to reply.
Thanks for your anticipated co-operation as we hope to hear back from you.
Anthony Spencer.(Director)

pls reply to : anthony.spencer1@i12.com

What's new?

I've lost contact with William. I think he stopped writing because I'm dead.

Can I sell him an Ex?

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