"Mom, I'm in jail and need bailed out".

"All I did was give a ride to 4 drunk Kenyans and their goat. Apparently that is frowned upon."

4 Africans and a goat.

"But, Officer, that's just how we roll in the U.K.!"

U.K. or K.K.?

Sounds like they were on their way to a bbq. Goat is good eatin'. I had some street food which was goat on a stick rolled in 'peppa' (a dried scotch bonnet looking pepper) cooked over a bbq made from two rims and rebar after drinking enough beer with locals in Cameroon.

i used to have a boss who raised goats to eat. i liked it