here's the answer

ready for "scrappers" !!!

Marsha,

You know why women's watches aren't all that popular?















































Because there is a clock on the stove.

Now I remember why I like Andy.

My wife didn't think that was as funny as I did dogfish.

Thats what you get for teaching her to read . . .

If your wife comes out of the kitchen to scream at you while you sit in your easy chair, watching the game and sipping a cold beer, what have you done wrong?





































you made her chain way too long.

I have a good woman, she laughs at these and then goes an make me a sammich. . . .

I use the invisible dog fence with the shock collar programmed into my remote. The programming was a bit tricky though. The fence keeps her in her space fine but then I needed to be able to turn the fence off while producing a shock so she can bring me another beer.

Now I remember why I like Bryon and Mike.

I am impressed it kept going as long as it did.