#650167 - 01/03/11 08:18 PM
Re: anybody here ever passed a...
[Re: Idaho Mike]
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It all boils down to this - I'm right, everyone else is wrong, and anyone who disputes this is clearly a dumbfuck.
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Don't go on a 7 day fishing bender in Yakutat Alaska, get up at 1:30 AM every morning to floss sockeye and get your kings on spinners by 8:00 am, go back to the house and eat a poptart, drink a coffee, fillet and package salmon then hook up the salt boat for halibut, launch by noon, cruise out fish until 5 or 6PM, cruise back in, put boat on trailer, go back to house, clean boat, fillet and package halibut, stuff down a dinner, crash on the couch between 9:00 and 11:00 pm then get back up at 1:30am and repeat every day of the trip .....I probably drank a quart of water (and even less beer) the whole time I was up there, and I was the only one to not bag out on any portion of any day.....
go hard, or .....go home.
Deal with the stones afterwards. All man..............half animal.
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#650174 - 01/03/11 08:48 PM
Re: anybody here ever passed a...
[Re: Dan S.]
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ExtenZe Field Tester
Registered: 11/10/09
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Loc: Vancouver, WA
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Hey Doc.....isn't there something that they give women to dilate their junk ? (just tryin' to help, Brewer  ) Hmmm....would that make him a tranny ?  I'm thinkin' lots of cheap beer* and a good jog down around the bowling alley. *Just in case you start pukin'....no sense in wasting good IPA  So, there's my moral support and one last thing..... Pics or it didn't happen 
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#650183 - 01/03/11 09:03 PM
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ExtenZe Field Tester
Registered: 11/10/09
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my wife tried to feed me some bull yesturday. saying that the reason i have a kidney stone is because of alchohol.... i looked at her with a straight face and said. "you better get me another 16 ounce (keystone)before the achohol gives you a black eye"... Don't get her p!ssed off now. You might want to try the aforementioned "suction option".
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#650185 - 01/03/11 09:06 PM
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River Nutrients
Registered: 03/15/00
Posts: 2952
Loc: Olalla, WA
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Don't go on a 7 day fishing bender in Yakutat Alaska, get up at 1:30 AM every morning to floss sockeye and get your kings on spinners by 8:00 am, go back to the house and eat a poptart, drink a coffee, fillet and package salmon then hook up the salt boat for halibut, launch by noon, cruise out fish until 5 or 6PM, cruise back in, put boat on trailer, go back to house, clean boat, fillet and package halibut, stuff down a dinner, crash on the couch between 9:00 and 11:00 pm then get back up at 1:30am and repeat every day of the trip .....I probably drank a quart of water (and even less beer) the whole time I was up there, and I was the only one to not bag out on any portion of any day.....
go hard, or .....go home.
Deal with the stones afterwards. All man..............half animal. The STAMinal ..........guess I won't ever go to Yak-town since it gives a guy the stones
Edited by NOFISH (01/03/11 09:07 PM)
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#650212 - 01/03/11 10:51 PM
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River Nutrients
Registered: 12/15/02
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I too am a fetal position club member. Lasted one night and passed it with the help of "Dilaudid" , great stuff and I have had lots of different types.4.5 mm and I bow to those that have gone bigger.Rolling that big a ball down the gutter is one memory you won't forget soon...
Changed the diet and lost the diet pepsi, now I drink more water and lots more beer!
Good luck with the beer therapy!
Fishy
PS. Stam does in fact appear to the "The Man"
Edited by Somethingsmellsf (01/03/11 10:53 PM)
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#650260 - 01/04/11 01:15 AM
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Registered: 01/06/10
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Loc: Sequim
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One key thing is to drink plenty of fluids so that the ureters, and eventually the urethra, can fill frequently to their maximum diameter which is, hopefully, bigger than the stone, and allows the stone to float down the pipe.
Unfortunately, that means lots of bumping and scraping while floating, which is kinda like riding down the river in my boat.
The fact that Brewer is feeling the stone move is a good sign so far. And he's not the first or last person to self medicate with beer.
Dr. Rick, that sounds like a semi endorsement of beer to relieve pain. The only medication I have had that made me want it again was Verced (sp?). Everything else made me feel like crap. I had back surgery last May. I had them take me off the pain meds a few hours after waking up, as the meds made me feel so bad. The next day I got out (early because I was off the pain meds) and after the drive from Kirkland to Post Falls I got in my chair, looked at the bottle full of pain meds and told my wife to throw them away and get me a beer. A few kokanees and I was much better. Stick with the plan Brewer. Sounds like your strategy is working. I have not experienced the pleasure of a kidney stone yet, but I have seen others, so I hope your just drinking beer for fun soon. I'm not sayin", I'm just sayin" that folks self medicate. I think the trick is to know when enough self medication is enough, and another intervention is needed. Prolly best to listen to the women and chillen just about then, cause they will be right. More water, Brewer!!
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#650325 - 01/04/11 11:48 AM
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Registered: 10/19/09
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"stay the course" and man up. i'm not a very big guy"
On this thread it could mean about anything Aunty
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#650335 - 01/04/11 12:02 PM
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ExtenZe Field Tester
Registered: 11/10/09
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Loc: Vancouver, WA
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....i'm not a very big guy.... Now there's another idea....johnson enlargement. Make the pipe bigger. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgI2dsJN-Ng
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#650354 - 01/04/11 12:30 PM
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All kidding aside, I just Googled up some "home remedies" but there really wasn't anything that looked useful. There was one thing that stood out....possible permanent kidney damage if not addressed. http://www.home-remedies-for-you.com/remedy/Kidney-Stones.htmlMaybe a quick trip to the SWMC ER ?
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#650373 - 01/04/11 01:59 PM
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Village Idiot
Registered: 12/06/09
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Drink all the water you can handle and jump around, I swear it works miracles az a home remedy get that fukker out!!
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#650379 - 01/04/11 02:15 PM
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King of the Beach
Registered: 12/11/02
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One last time Brewer, Dilaudid and Flow Max....the winning combo for passing stones.
Send yourself into the twilight zone with the DIlaudid while the Flow Max opens up your pipes.
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#650381 - 01/04/11 02:29 PM
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[Re: Brewer]
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River Nutrients
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Loc: Olalla, WA
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You of all people know the rulz Brewer: Pic.'s or it didn't happen 
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#650382 - 01/04/11 02:31 PM
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[Re: Brewer]
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ExtenZe Field Tester
Registered: 11/10/09
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Loc: Vancouver, WA
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good news!!! just had my 1st drop to the floor... yes hurts like hell! i'll rate the discomfort a 7 on my chart. my youngest son just stared at my halibut on the deck impersonation. after i stopped flopping around he asked if he could play on the playstation? cripes! Another idea.... Get the kids involved and have them decorate you like a pinata. Then have them whack the sh!t out of you.... Start with Nerf bats, then fists -> rubber hoses -> broomsticks -> and then chunks of rebar if necessary. The kids will love it. Should help pass the stone.
Edited by Direct-Drive (01/04/11 02:32 PM)
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