You really must be hurting

Just keep jumping until the pain subsides. Keep drinking water, and when the pain starts to increase, start jumping again. Gravity and water are your friends.

When the stone comes out it will look like a small piece of gravel, nothing special even though it feels like a shards of glass

jumping around like a mutherdunker at the moment! spilling keystone all over the livingroom...thank you bd.

A closeup of that piece of gravel showws some spikes. Women that have birthed children and also have had a stone prefer childbirth.

You ever see footage of cows being born? I'd imagine it's something like that...

Can't add much to this discussion, Brewer, since I've never had a kidney stone of my own. Once, a student of mine brought his mother's kidney stones into the classroom for a little "show and tell" action. My principal was a "born again" rockhounder, complete with homemade bolo ties and massive stone and silver belt buckles. He had a standing offer to identify any rocks we would bring to him, so I took the kidney stones to him...just to see how good he was. He hemmed and hawed, held them up to the light, mumbled something about greenstones, and after a contemplative moment asked, "Where'd they come from?" Lucky for me, he had a good sense of humor.

Here's some music to help get you/your stone moving. It'll sound pretty good after the tenth or twelveth Keystone. Have a safe passage!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtMPlY3duz4&feature=related

Wow ...Sounds like it's getting very close to a happy ending to this thread..

Hey Bait Dunker.....while I was repying to your post about Marsh it got deleted....not sure if a mod did it or you did it. So I'll cut n paste on the reply before yours....


I'm not even a big Marsha fan and yet with that last comment you just went on ignor for me. I only have two people on ignor.....Irie and you.
Blades would be on it but he doesn't post anymore.
Go [censored] yourself.

Marsha I don't have any personal hate for ya......you just like to argue and I don't. Your convos with Todd and KK make me wince.

I find myself checking on this thread several times a day. Brewer, pass that stone so I can get my life back!

P.S.

Hope it don't hurt too much

i called doctor rick, took him up on his free advice. he said to see a real doctor by thursday if i don't drop the stone. he also advised i see a therapist too. huh?

Just had a Tricerahops Double IPA from Ninkasi Brewing Company.
Pretty good stuff.
If you make it I'll buy you one.

Brewer, Aren't you glad you have friends like us with these great suggestions?

Cows being born combined with Rosemary's Baby!

Brewer,
You do know that I am a veterinarian, right?
















I crack me up.

Damn, Brewer....go get numbed out...it's probably that missing 5000A pawl you've been looking for.

Brewer probably needs the therapist more than medical help with his stone, but that's a whole 'nuther story. Keep on keepin' on Brewer!

Brewer must still have the hops cause he ain't returned my calls....

Hop bro hop...

Best thread of 2011, even at Brewers expense. Hope those bastards aren't hereditary

Get well Brewer.

Mf

IPA -> Hops -> Hmmm.....
Could be industrial.

I'm hurt.

I never post anything negative, and am a pillar of kindness and optimism on this otherwise insensitive and callous BBS.