You're OK in my book Irie.

Mf

Any guesses when Brewer finally gives birth? I'm guessin 9:12 pm tomorrow (Wed) which would also be 2112 pm. Git'r done

From this statement, I have properly diagnosed your problem! It is not a kidney stone at all. Your wife is setting her alarm and waking up at 3 am and kicking you in the kidneys every night for being a drunken asshole to her! Just sayin'....

well i'm trying to get in to see my doc. i've drank enough water to set a new personal high water mark. i'm really doudting this is really a KS. still very painfull but no severe pain way lower in the plumbing area. i'm also noticing alot of bruising too! steve e you might be onto something.

A stone isn't constant pain---- knocks you to the floor when it moves and mellows out some when it's planning it's next attack.

How's this for a coinky-dink: Sol just stopped by and announced he had a CAT scan showing a 6.4 mm diameter stone trying to head down his 3 mm ID piss tube

And it's still "hangin out"

The original Sol on the Duc....different guy. You came to the party late Hank. Sol was pure entertainment.
And a good guy.

Still listed as 5th in the top posters list and hasn't posted in maybe 1 1/2 years.

Looks like I didn't miss the birth. We need to figure out a name. Since it will be an asexual lump I vote to name it Bait Dunker.

This is good on two counts....

1. We are seeking professional help.

2. Having a new, personal high water mark will allow you greater access on your favorite streams
Be sure to have this tattooed and notarized.

+15

two things here-

lady gaga has a bigger penis than any of us

brewer is falling down drunk all the time, so pain is not an issue for him. Got $13.99 seagrams 7 down here in the 1.75l bottle - feeling the pain now?

headed to the doc shortly...

with a new high water mark was made i had to check the personal archives on the old personal high water mark. goes back to dec. of 96.

discomfort has not moved. so i'm wondering now what the problem is.

I bet it's just gas...

nobody has thrown around the gay card lately.
Maybe it's a gerbil?
Sorry Brewer!

dammit STAM, ya made me google lemmiwinks......catchy tune

OK, I think I just want to remain naive and not know anything about this.

Brewer you doing ok? Kidney stones can cause real problems. My sister has had to have 2 transplants. I would suggest you go deal.

Got word from Brewer. It's not KS's, the Doc doesn't know what's wrong. I'm sure he'll add more.

Get well Bro.

Mf

okay the KSs test was negatory. good news. these showed no evidence of KSs of any kind. she did show me something very interesting. she said, see these lines starting your spinal column? these are all the high water marks since your teens. she explained that water marks do not begin to appear in preteen children. this i did not know. i was fascinated! she said that in recently as ten yrs back there has been alot of high water marks. think about it, yes we've had several large floods.

she noticed that my inerds seemed shaken, she said to me "have you been hopping around trying to get the kidney stones to drop?" i said just a little. doc says thats the stupidest theory ever, or anyone could do!!! thanks BD. at this point i kept very quite about the brewer beer theory.

also there was no evidence of a gerbil either. SS your an ass!

so i seem to be free of KSs. i left with a jar of oxycodone though... thats a score.

still have the same terrable pain in my side.

any other theorys?