There's already a band called Just The Tip Just For A Second

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"Right Wing Whack Jobs"

Nugent could play the harp, and Cheney could randomly shoot a shotgun into the crowd (probably scoring a direct hit on Rumsfeld, who would be playing the drums directly behind him, the opposite direction of the crowd).

Dennis Miller could do his best Jim Morrison impression, throwing out unintelligible and disconnected phrases, sneering and dragging on a bottle of Jack Daniel's the whole show ('til Cheney wings him and Miller runs crying to the stable of girl's choir singers in the wings, folding himself into the arms of Bachman, Palin, and Senator Larry Craig).

The crowd would all throw their shoes on the stage, and then jack booted thugs would disperse them with tear gas, and the show would officially be over.

Total time? Six minutes, max.

Fish on...

Todd

The "Flaming Cork Soakers"...

Keith

Fecal Sauce

I vote for Nose Oyster, Down Your Daddy's Leg and Innuendo.
Runner ups

Wont Heal

Resoviour Tips

The After Births

Enis Penvy

Hemorrhoidal Tendencies

so been reading up on summertime bbq meat preparations... keep seeing stuff like "jerk the meat" or "meat rub" interesting.

so my next band's name will be "Jerken my Meat"... the bands sound will have a smokey flavor to it.

Google 'wierd band names' & nobody's come close to names that are or have been used by bands. I heard a radio game called 'Race Horse, Rock Band or Porn Movie' - Here's 3 names - which is which? 1. Hot Expectations Fiasco 2.Liquid Jelly Monkey 3.LoveBeer and Boning in Las Vegas