http://vimeo.com/4273363


Poor Guy just can't win..

HOLYSHIT!

The comments afterwards are almost as good as that video...almost!

Fish on...

Todd

Looks exactly like a guy I saw a few years ago, who was buck ass naked, drunk, and terribly sunburned, that was staggering around the Slab take out on the Yakima, acting like a complete ass. Gotta be the same guy.

I am thinking maybe the Police got called there because someone stole his dick.

I don't know Todd, I thought the comments were way funnier....really interesting to see people's viewpoints from all corners of the globe. For those of you who thought our recent "cop" discussion had some colorful and varied opinions, you really need to read these.

Small sampling....

"What did you expect mister Nude Guy? Get naked, and roll on the ground with 1" acorn dick and get away with it?"

"At that point, the big fat shiny-headed bald cop came up & dropped the Knee of Destruction +1 down on the wizard's prone chest, which was excessive force at best and assault at worst"

"hey Tracy Anderson and the rest of you, why do you feel the need to diss on the dude's dick? let a player play"

Okay, I'll stop now....after I give you my favorite:

"first they came for the naked wizards, and I said nothing"

Ike

could have gone the rest of my life without watching that.

Everytime a wizard uses his magic, his penis gets smaller. Seriously, fuckn cabbage patch penis.

Hair holds lose their effectiveness when a dude is seriously wasted. Nice to see that guy take the tasing well. He gets a thumbs up from me on taking a fair amount of punishment.

When you write "graphic" you need to be more specific and indicate that a naked man showing all his parts will be seen if you watch...just a simple a disclaimer for those who prefer not to participate.

Most disturbing image....the guy at 1:00 squatting down taking a close up of the lil wizard!

"naked man showing all his parts will be seen if you watch"


I didn't think this guy qualifyed, more like midget wrestling.

hard to believe those three cops couldn't get that guy in cuffs without all of that.

I love the video description:

"three overweight cops take down one neo-hippie and his very small penis."

I'm not sure that making a fool of yourself warrented the use of the taser and the knee drop, they should of been able to cuff him and get him out of the crowd quickly.

Did no one else notice he is obviously HIGH AS FUCKK? He's a hippy at a music fest, my guess is LSD, MDMA, or both.

Wait, so that is a small penis?

LOL.

I couldn't be a cop, when someone is just not doing what I say I like to be able to be able to fire them, send them to their room, or revoke their Wii privelidges.

I want to fist-bump the cop who did the fat-guy drop knee, and I cheered when they finally tased him.

Not for a Gerbil. :>)

Yes, but... They were trying to get a wiggly naked guy into cuffs without having his junk touch one of them. That's why they were struggling so much.. They would let go any time he got turned over. They might have thought that acorn penis is contagious.

I was thinking Bering Sea.

I guess they tried to book him for indecent exposure but had to release him due to "insufficient evidence".

I had to laugh at how appalled all the Europeans were at the treatment of the Wizard and American culture in general. Their two primary solutions to the matter were: 1) everybody should have just got naked and 2) the crowd should have just overwhelmed the 3 overweight, out of shape cops instead of just watching/filming the ordeal! Too effn funny!

What I want to know is how many of you whistled your wife/girl into the room and said "see honey, it could be a lot worse!"

Ike

After reading all these comments, I can't bring myself to watch.....but sounds like he got arrested for assault with a dead weapon?

Definitely no Long Guns involved.

I thought long and hard about replying to this post as I tend to stay away from this stuff.

The size of male reproductive organ is irrelavent. The idea of the cops being overweight is also irrelavent, unless it can be claimed that it affected their job performance and yet both of these were included in the title.

For starters the simple fact is the guy was breaking the law by being nude in public and was asked multiple times to cooperate, was given the opportunity to comply and chose not to. At that point, to me the cops have the authority to resolve the situation before getting worse. I didn't see anything wrong with how they handled the situation. Second, it looks very likely that the individual was under the influence, perhaps of an illegal drug and if so, has two strikes against him and to me, would allow the cops more liberty to use force.

Just my way of thinking.

You didn't see the vid? lol

Why are the least modest the grossest? For example the ones that are parading around the Gym locker rooms?

Or the chicks at Wal-Mart. I almost said fat chicks at Wal-Mart, but I realized that would have been a little redundant.



Dude! That was hilarious.

By the way, I called my wife over, but the conversation went more like "see honey, they are all about that size."

This whole thing reminds me of a King Missile song.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4