Bears. I don't hunt so I didn't post this on the hunting thread. Last night I was enjoying a cocktail and looking over my ravine to the woods when a good-sized black bear amble into view. 130 yards away, tried to get a photo with my cell, too far. Watched it for about 10 minutes.

Tonight, my neighbor calls and has a small sow and two very small cubs in his yard. Should be an interesting spring/summer.

My goats are locked up.

Snake

Up until the last sentence I thought you were talking about Ursus Americanus.....But locking up goats are what folks do when KK comes to town....so now I believe you to mean the term "Bear" as is applicable to an overweight hairy male homosexual...

Coming from a little +1 fellow that only sucks up in a pathetic attempt to be part of the "cool" kids... I'll say thanks.

Too bad you have no ability to discern sarcasm, or even a personality for that matter.

..btw.. shouldn't you be playing midget softball somewhere?

Are you a maddy pants wittle chucky?

Classic.

BigStick you ain't.....though the joke is on you.

Wow, this thread just went in the sh!tter.. . . . .. . . . Thanks guys. . ..

Cool to hear about the bears Snake. Hope they leave the goats alone .. . .

Bare Snakes? You have bare snakes?
Better lock up the goats.

(seriously....I'd break out the firecrackers) Nothing cute about bears that aren't afraid of humans.